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some like one
some like two but i like one that rr u 8 qualities of a Perfect Husband
Brave, Intelligent, Gentle Polite, Energetic, Nutty, Industrious, Sensitive And if all else fails, read the CAPITAL LETTERS only! Dying U.S soilder : if I culd
kiss american flag before I die. Nurse: I hav a tatoo of it on my butt, he kisses it n says now turn arund so dat i can kiss Bush 2 An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy.
The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common. A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
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