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Overheard while sitting in court.
One advocate to the other, after a girl had passed them: 'She has a supreme court figure.'
The other: 'What do you mean?'
First one: 'No appeal.'
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A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbour owes me $500 and he doesn't want to pay up.What should I do?" "Do you have any proof?", asked the lawyer. "Nope," replied the man. "Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $1,000 he owes you," said the lawyer. "But it's only $500!" replied the man. "Precisely, that's what he will reply and we will have the proof we need," said the lawyer.
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परसों रात तुम कहां थी, वकील ने युवती से पूछा।
युवतीः अपने पडोसी के साथ रेस्तरों में खाना खाने गई थी। और कल रात? वकील ने दूसरा सवाल पूछा।
युवतीः एक दूसरे पडोसी के साथ।
और आज का तुम्हारा क्या कार्यक्रम है? वकील ने धीरे से पूछा। ऑब्जेक्शन मी लॉर्ड दूसरा वकील चिल्लाया, यह सवाल मैंने पहले ही कर लिया है।
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