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This is when Amitabh Bachhan got fit and fine after his long illness..... one fine morning he told his driver vijay "Arre bhai aaj Gaadi hum chalayenge..".
Driver, "Par saab aapki tabyat?.."

Amitabh "Aree meri tabyat thik ho gayi he vijay, I am fit and fine...kya disco karke dikhau, dialogue, stunt karkee dikhau.......Hain"

Ok then he starts driving the car very fast.... breaks first red signal.........

breaks second red signal..........

breaks third red signal...........

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Then a traffic hawaldar stops the car, tells the car to be sided to the road..

Tells the driver to come out... "Chalo saheb license dikhao, PUC, gaadi ke kagjaaat...baher nikaalo"

Sees Amitabh "Arre Amitabh Bachhan ?!!!" he is very suprised to see him....

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Then he quickly on wireless calls his senior inspectors ....

"Sir, aap jaldi yaha aye naake par..."

Sir "KYun kya hua??"

Havaldar: "Sir ek gaadi ne signal toda hai abhi mein us gaadi ko side me rakha hai"

Sir: "To phir?"

Hawaldar: "Sir, Us gaadi ka maalik bahut bada aadmi he sir .... mein uska challan nahi phaad sakta aap khud yaha aiye .."

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Sir "KON MAALIK HE US GAADI KA??"

HAWALDAR : "WOH TO PATA NAHI SIR PAR USNE AMITABH BACHHAN KO DRIVER RAKHA HAI ...."
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