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Dad : Whats ur result? Son

Dad : Whats ur result?
Son : I have failed in 5 subjects.
Dad : From now onwards don't call me Dad.
Son : Oh come on dad its my school test not a DNA test...Read Details

Father" ek jamana tha beta

Father" ek jamana tha beta jub mai 10 rupies mai ghar kaa shara samaan le aata tha
Sun:-aab yah sambhaw nahi hai ded kyoki aab super maarket mai c.c tv lag gaye haiRead Details

KID :- Why some of

KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ?

DAD : - Every time a son make his dad unhappy ,one

of his father's hair turns white .....

KID :- Now understand why

grandpa's hairs are all white.Read Details

पिताजी (बेटे से): फेल हो

पिताजी (बेटे से): फेल हो या पास तुम्हे मोटरसाइकल लेकर दूंगा.
बेटा: रिअली डैड
पिताजी: हां, पास हुआ तो पल्सर कॉलेज जाने के लिए और फेल हुआ तो राजदूत दूध बेचने के लिएRead Details

Son: Dad, what is an

Son: Dad, what is an idiot.

Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me.

Son: No Dad.Read Details

Beta- Papa mujhe 180cc pulsar

Beta- Papa mujhe 180cc pulsar bike hi leni hai...
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Baap- beta tu 180cc pulsar le ya
350cc ki bulet, 

picha tune 100cc ki scooty ka hi karna hai....Read Details

Extreme Kamina Baccha.. . . . . . . Son:"Papa aapki Luv

Extreme Kamina Baccha..
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Son:"Papa aapki Luv Marriage hui thi na.. ??
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Dad:"Haa par tumhe kaise pata.. ??
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Son:"Q k Aapki shadi aur meriD.O.B me sirf 6 mahine ka farq hai..Read Details

Dad: "Kabhi aisa kam kiya

Dad: "Kabhi aisa kam kiya hai, Jis se mera Sar ucha utha ho?"
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Me: "Ek bar Aapke Sar ke neeche TAKIYA lagaya tha, Bhool Gaye?Read Details

Father: Putar zara apna Mobile Dena Beta:

Father: Putar zara apna Mobile
Dena
Beta: Abu ji 1 Minute Abhi on kar key deta hon

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Memory Card: Format:
Son: Ye Lein Abu
Father: Bus Putar time Dekhna tha Tum khud he time Bata doRead Details

Bacha apni Maa se pitne

Bacha apni Maa se pitne k baad ghar k bahar betha tha. 
Baap ne pucha to bacha Bola: PAPA aapki biwi k sath ab mera guzara nhi ho sakta,
Mujhe meri biwi chahiyeRead Details

One boy pee ke ghar

One boy pee ke ghar aya, dad se bachne k liye laptop khol ke beth gya.
dad - Pee k aya hai kya?
boy - Nhi
dad - To hramkhor suitcase khol ke kyo baitha haiRead Details

Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe

Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi?Read Details

Father : tumhare result ka

Father : tumhare result ka kya hua?
Son: wo principal ka beta fail ho gaya.
Father: tumhara?
Son: woh major saab ka beta b fail ho gaya.
Father: tumhara kya hua?
Son: woh doctor saab ka beta V
Father: idiot me asking about yours 
Son: To aap kaun se prime minister ho jo aap ka beta paas ho jaayga.Read Details