Girl's reaction to male organ sizes: 9": oh shit pain! 7": oh yes yum! 6": oh perfect! 5": mmm ok! 4": push more! 3": is it in! 2": idiot! just use yr tongue
A lady was walking down The street with her blose open & her right breast{boob} hanging out. Policeman stopped her:"madam are u aware that i could cite u for indecent exposure?" She look down and says,"OH MY GOD" I left the baby on the bus again!"
