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Those who thought 'Neil Nitin Mukesh'
is three .....Sanjay Leela Bhansaali is a
entire family.
Sanjay- Leela- Bahan -Saali
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Hone waali Saas: Kya aapki beti mein Sanskar hain?
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Beti ka Baap: Ha... Humari Beti "Alok Nath 9001:4200" Certified hai ji!!
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Alok Nath Series Jokes
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When Alok Nath was born; Doctor Said, "Badhai ho, Babuji huay hain"
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Alok Nath is so sanskari that he smokes agarbattis

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The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life.
- Haridwar and Pariwar

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Alok Nath CV Reads as:- Degree- MBA in Kanyadaan

Skills- Sanskaar Experience- 10022848 Kanyadaans done
Hobby- Giving Ashirwads!

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"In school days, Alok Nath bunked a lecture to attend his daughter's wedding.

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Alok Nath has never received salary, he always receives pension.
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Alok Nath carried Hanuman Chalisa to school instead of Notebooks

Alok Nath eats Prasad as Starters

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Alok Nath believes in 'Aashirwad at First Sight'
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Alok Nath reads "All Indians are my brothers and sisters" as "All Indians are my Samdhans and Samdhis".
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Alok Nath went to Vaishno Devi for his Bachelor Party before marriage. With his Family.
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Honey Singh: Chhoti Dress me bomb lagdi mainu.
Alok Nath: Chhoti Dress me thand lag jayegi beti.

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Alok Nath: Arohi Arohi: Kya??
Alok Nath: Kuch nahi, bus apna kanyadaan mujhse hi karwana

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Alok Nath is someone who is worried about Kanyadaan of d Girl who is yet to be born...

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Alok Nath's WhatsApp shows : "Last seen doing Kanyadaan at"

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Alok Nath removes his slippers before playing Temple Run n distributes 'prasad' after crossing each level.

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"When you type Alok Nath on Google search, "I'm feeling Lucky" changes to "I'm feeling Sanskari".

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Alok Nath was d first person to call Parle as ParleG!!
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Alok Nath wants Facebook to add 'Aashirwad' button.
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Alok Nath has Zero friends bcoz he always turns 'Dosti into Rishtedaari'
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Hindi Songs & their Medical Meanings


Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat Bhar Dhuan Chale – Fever

Tadap Tadap Ke Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi – Heart Attack

Suhani Raat Dhal Chuki, Na Jaane Tum Kab Aoge – Constipation

Bidi Jalayle Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai – Acidity

Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai, Yaara Main Kya Karoon – Cataract

Tuje Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kehna – Alzheimer’s

Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole – Vertigo

Tip-Tip Barsa Pani, Pani Ne Aag Lagayi – Urinary Infection

Dil Dhadak-Dhadak Ke Keh Raha Hai –Hypertension

Aaj Kal Paaon Zameen Par Nahi Padte Mere – Corn On Feet

Haay-Re-Haay Neend Nahi Aaye –Insomnia

Batana Bhi Nahi Aata, Chupana Bhi Nahi Aata – Piles

And Sabse Mast

Lagi Aaj Saawan Ki Phir Wo Zadi Hai –Loose Motion
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अमिताभ बच्चन और प्राण साहब बस स्टॉप पर खड़े थे,
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बस आई, प्राण साहब बस में चढ़ गए लेकिन अमिताभ जी नहीं चढ़े।
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क्योंकि बस पर लिखा था :
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रघुकुल रीत सदा चली आई....
''प्राण'' जाए पर ''बचन'' न जाई
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Aishwariya's Daughter Araddhya Going To Play School..
Teacher- Who Is Your Grand Father??
Araddhya- Big B..

Teacher- Who Is Your Mother??
Araddhya- Miss World..
Teacher- Who Is Your Father..??
Araddhya- No Idea Sir Ji..
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Who is the first indians to use 4G ???
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Har baar rajnikanth nhi
hota hai??
He is anil kapoor
AG, oG , loG , sunoG
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धरती से जाने के बाद प्राण साहब ऊपर पहुंचे ...

यमराज ने प्राण साहब से पूछा -: कौन हो तुम ?

इस पर प्राण बोले... इस इलाके में नए आए हो साहब,
वर्ना शेर खान को कौन नहीं जानता...

यमराज: जानते हो कहाँ खङे हो, और किससे बात कर रहे हो?

प्राण: सब पता है, शेर खान ने शादी नहीं की तो क्या, बारातें बहुत देखी हैं...

यमराज (चिल्लाते हुए) -: हम यम हैँ यम! इस तरह से बात कैसे कर रहे हो??

प्राण: चिल्लाओ नहीं बरखुरदार , गला खराब हो जाएगा ...
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Jiya Jale, Jaan Jale, Raat Bhar Dua Chale ..........Bukhar

Tadap Tadap ke is Dil se Aah Nikalti Rahi ...........Heart Attack

Juda Hoke Bhi Tu Mujhme Kanhi Baki Hai ............ Pet Kharab

Bidi Jalai Le, Jigar Se Piya, Jigar Mai Badi Aag Hai ....... Acidity

Tujhme Rab Dikhata Hai, Mai Kya Karoo ...............Motiyabind

Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayi, Kisi Se Ab Kya Kahana ........ Memor Loss

Man Dole Mer Tan Dole ........... Mirgi
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Gabbar: Ye haath mujhe de de thakur!
Thakur: Lele, mere hath lele
basanti ke bhi lele,jay or veeru ke bhi lele,ramu kaka ke bhi lele,

Octopus banja Haramkhor!
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