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Why Boys get Blocked on whataspp:

Boy: What's your Name ??
Girl: Palak and you??
Boy: Paneer !!!
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: What's UP ?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl : tu Soya hai...??
Boy : Nahi...! Mungfali hun..!
*Blocked*

Girl : See ya !
Boy: Var Ram chandar ki jai!
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: Have a Good Day.
Boy: No thank you... I like Parle-G more.
*BLOCKED turant!!!*

Boy- Thank you
Girl- My Pleasure
Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar
*Blocked Forever*

And the best one,

After fight:
Girl: तुम तो मुझे मनाते ही नहीं !!
Boy: तुम क्या हो? दिवाली हो? ईद हो? या होली?
*BLOCKED!!!
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अक्सर खूबसूरत लड़कियो के बॉयफ्रेंड पहले से होते है,
पर मेरा मानना है की "गोलकीपर के खड़े होने के बावजूद भी गोल हो सकता है।।
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she- I love u..
me- agar mai bhi tumhe... i love u kahu to??
she: to mai khusi se mar jau...
me: ja pagli nahi kahta, jee le apni zindgi
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गांव की प्रेमिका प्रेमी से : मैक्डोनाल्ड चलें?
कंजूस प्रेमी : मैक्डोनाल्ड की स्पेलिंग बताओ फिर
चलेंगे।
प्रेमिका : चलो छोड़ो, केएफसी चलते हैं।
प्रेमी: केएफसी का फुलफॉर्म बताओ फिर चलेंगे।
प्रेमिका (गुस्से में) : चलो रहने दो, पाव-
भाजी ही खिला दो कंजूस।
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Dis Sunday "Friendship Day"
Next sunday "Rakhi"..

Is sunday aap ladki ke peeche,
next sunday ladki aapke peeche.."


Too much funn"
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Boy: I heard u failed in English?

Girl: Who TELLED you? It is UNpossible.. I sawED d result ystrdy... I Passed AWAY

Boy: maa .. tu smiley hi use kar..
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Ek Ladki apne Boy Friend ke sath Ghoom Rahi thi...
-
Itne main us ka
husband aa gaya aur uske Boy Friend Ko Maarne laga..
Ladki - Maar saale Ko
Apni biwi Ghumaata nahi hai,
Aur dusro
ki biwi Gumaane le aata hai...
-
(itne me Boy Friend josh me
husband ko marne laga)
-
Ladki - Maar saale Ko, na khud
Ghumaane le jata hai,
na kisi aur ko Ghumaane deta hai...
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Boyfriend- Today I Am Tensed,
Got Fired From Job,
Got Disowned From Home,
Mood Is Also Off.
Girlfriend- Acha! Leave All That, Look Here!!

My New Chappals
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Ladkiya apne bf ka name phone
me kaise save karti
hai,
1. My luv
2. Sweetu
3. Darling
4. Swthrt
5. Honey baby
6. Jaanu
.
.
Aur ladke apni gf ka name aise
save karte hai,

1. Sonu halwai
.
2. Rashid Plumber
.
3. Bhola foji
.
4. Sarpanch
.
5. Hawaldar
.
6. Bittu langda
.
7. Pappu mistri
.
8. Customer care
.
9. Battery Low
.
10. Kamina Padosi..
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Girlfriend :”Last night I had a dream of you.”
.
.
Boyfriend (got excited):”Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke”
.
.
Girlfriend replied :”We were traveling in bus,
Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.
.
.
Everyone swam to save their life,
but you were still swimming and
searching for someone.”
.
.
Boyfriend (with luv):”I was searching for you, na?
.
.
Girlfriend said: NO, You were
shouting,
.
.
“Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the”
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