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Just Imagine Life Withour BOYS

Road Silent
Colleges Empty
Police at Rest

All Mobile Companies in Loss, No SMS,

No Gifts, No Alocholol, No Bikes, No Crime


No Couples

Which Means world Depends

on us... !!!



KEEP ROCKING BOYS
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7-8 साल के
लड़का लड़की खेल रहे थे।
लड़की बोली -" चलो मैं छुप
जाती हूँ...
अगर तूने मुझे ढूंढ लिया तो हम बड़े
होकर
आपस में शादी करेंगे।"
लड़का बोला-"ठीक है पर
अगर मैं
नही ढूंढ पाया तो?? "
लड़की बड़ी मासूमियत से बोली-
"ओये पागल plzz ऐसे मत
बोल...
मैं वहाँ उसी
दरवाजे के पीछे ही छिपूंगी
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कंप्यूटर इंजीनियरिंग
की लड़की को किसी ने छेड़ा ,
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लड़की का गुस्सा ऐसे निकला
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अरे ओ !! पेन ड्राइव के ढक्कन ,
पैदाइशी Error
Virus के बच्चे , Excel
की corrupt
file . .
अगर 1 Click मारूंगी तो ज़मीन से
Delete
हो कर क़बर में
Install हो जायेगा .!
समझे !!!!
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Women Are Helpless ...
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Only When Their Nail Polish Is Drying
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Gril: Kal ami tumhare liye Rakhi lekar aayi thi, tumne bandhwayi kyon nahi?

Boy: Aaj mai tumhjare liye Mangalsutra lekar aaya hoo, bandhwa logi kya?
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90% of boy's Love is one sided
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--- That varies every week. ---
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Did anyone notice that

when the film made on the boy, it's name was "Ek Tha Tiger ";
When the girls arrive at the number
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"Ek thi Daayan"
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A lady visited A Beer Bar for the first time, she sat on the table in front of the bar tender.

A guy at her left ordered: "Jack Deniels, Single"
A guy at her right ordered: "Johny Walker, Single"

The bar tender looked at the lady and said: And you?

LADY REPLIED:

Mohini Garg, Married
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2 Girls face to face:
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1st: hi sweetheart
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2nd: hi, Darling ..
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And when they talk on their backs about them . .
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1st: she is so selfish (matlabi) . .
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2nd: she is kamini
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2 Boys face to face:
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1st: kesa hey kamenay? lal shirt main tu pura yeda lag raha hy .
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2nd: kutte, apne baap se
mazakk:?
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And when they talk on their
backs . .
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1st: mast banda hy yar . .
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2nd: bhai hy apna.. Bhai..
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agree boys..?
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A boy's status on FB...... Bye Bye Mexico.

Girl 1 comments - अरे वाह, मेक्सिको कब गए?

Girl 2 comments - कल तो तुम स्पेन में थे...

Girl 3 comments - सारी Spanish speaking countries में घूम रहे हो क्या?

Boy - Girls, Spain and Mexico have been eliminated from World Cup.

Girl 4 - अब उल्लू मत बनाओ. स्पेन और मेक्सिको कभी वर्ल्ड कप में थे ही नहीं..... इतना क्रिकेट तो हम भी follow करते हैं.
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