Police ne 2 ladkon aur ek ladki ko pakda.
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Police:"Tumhara naam kyahai.. ??
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1st boy:"Mera naam Kishanhai aur mai baansuri baja raha tha.
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Police:"Achha tum jao.
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Tumhara naam kya hai.. ??
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2nd boy:"Mera naam Kanhaiya hai aur mai baansuri baja raha tha.
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Police:"Achha tum bhi jao.
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Police to girl:"Aur tum bhi baansuri baja rahi hogi.. ??
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Girl:"Nahi mera hi naam Baansuri hai..Read Details
Boy-Tum Ldkiya Itni Khubsurat Q Hoti Ho?
Girl-Qki, God Ne Hmko Apne Hath Se Bnaya H.
Boy- Bol To Aise Rahi H Jaise ki Hmko net se download kiya ho..!
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Boys Never Satistfy Three Things In Life
1.Bike
2.Mobile
&
3.GirlFriends
Because,There Is Always A Better Model Available In FutureRead Details
Height of Tapana.. :P
Boy:kesi ho...??
Girl: fine :)
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Boy: missing me..?
Girl:- :P
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Boy: yar meri tabiyat khrab hai
Girl:- :O
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Boy: aaj kaisa din guzra...??
Girl:- ;)
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Boy: busy ho...??
Girl: umhm B-)
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Boy:Koi pas hai...?
Girl: kaha na nahi :@
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Boy: To pagal ki bachi saali munh se
kuch phoot bhi,
apne abbu ki shaklay send
kr rahi hai,
Girl: :'(
Boy RocK....Girl shock :P =DRead Details
Ek ladki ko ring chahiye thi but ladke ne teddy bear dia...,
Ladki ne gusse se use road par phank diya,
Ladka wo teddy bear lene gaya aur
achanak se ek car ke niche aagaya aur mar gaya...,
:-( Ladki ne ro kar teddy ko gale lagaya toh usme se awaaz aye'' WILL U MARRY ME the ring is in my pocket.
so CarefullyRead Details
BECHARA LADKA:
Ladki pr hath uthay
to zalim,
Ladki se pit jay to
namard,
Ladki ko kisi k sath
dekh k lade to
jealous,
Chup rhe to fattu,
Ghar se bahar rhe to
aawara,
Ghar me rhe to
nakara,
Baccho ko dante to
buzdil,
Na dante to laparwah,
Biwi ko naukri se
roke to shaki mizaz,
Na roke to biwi ki
kamai khane wala,
Aakhir bechara ladka
kare to kare kya.
'Na ana is des mera munaa'!
MARD KO B DARD HOTA HAI...Read Details
A Girl's Status "I am feeling Sad" - 7135 comments
A Boy's Status " I am fed up, going to suicide" - 2 likes and 1 comment "dekh le yaar, ho sake to rahne de" :))Read Details
Boy: Chalate Chaltre Yunhi Ruk Jata Hu mai ...
Baithe Baithe kanhi kho jata hoon mai...
Kya Yahi Pyar Hai?
Girl: Nahi Veeriji, Ehh Kamjori Hai?
Tusi Chavanprash Khaya Karo ... :-)
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Ek Ladka or Ladki Ek Dusre Ko Q Nahi Samajhte?
Qki Khuda Ne Ladke Ko DIMAG Diya Hai Or Ladki Ko Accha DIL
Magar Ladka DIL Se Sochta Hai Or Ladki DIMAG se,Read Details
Strange But True:
Wen a grl tak care of a boy
Boy thinks its luv bt its frndshp.
Wen a boy tak care of a grl,
Grl think its frndshp bt its Luv..:->:->Read Details
A Boy makes a mistake...
Girl scolds him...
Boy says "Sorry"
next time,
Girl makes a mistake...
Boy scolds her..
Girl cries...
Boy says "Sorry"...!!!!Read Details
ONLY "1%" OF THE TOTAL GIRlS BECOME THE WIFE OF THEIR LOVERS
REMAINING BECOME THE PASSWORD FOR THE BOYS EMAIL IDRead Details
Biggest tragedy of d youth:
Boys r very "Gud selectors" but not "Gud lovers"
Girls r very "Gud lovers" but not "Gud selectors''
Its funny,But d fact..!Read Details
Boy: Chalate Chaltre Yunhi Ruk Jata Hu mai ...
Baithe Baithe kanhi kho jata hoon mai...
Kya Yahi Pyar Hai?
Girl: Nahi Veeriji, Ehh Kamjori Hai?
Tusi Chavanprash Khaya Karo ... :-)Read Details
IF GIRL VOMIT HER PARENTS ASKS'KON THA WO KAMINA?"
IF BOY VOMITS-"KAHAN PEE KAR AAYA HAI KAMINE?"
MORAL: NO MATTER WHO EVER VOMITS, BOYS ARE ALWAYS KAMINE.
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GIRLZ OF 1995*
“AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM”
GIRLZ OF 2007*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM
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Panjabi ladke ladkio ko is tarah parpose karte hai-
Pipal da boota hove te ganne da ras hove,
j mera vas hove te teri maa meri sass hove.Read Details
