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when i opened my window .....
i saw a beautiful lady was bathing ..... with a man ....
after a few time i realized that it was a screen saver virus i need a better antivirus
How the next
learn the alphabets..
U-U S B
what do you think for
Imagine ur self in a Sprite Ad
Your Colleague : Hey!! Kya yahan baitha mail forward
karta rahta hai yaar !! Naye packages dekh.... Naye
language seekh. Night out Maar....Fundoo programming kar
like me....! Do something cool man !!
You : Achha! To usse Kya hoga ....
Your Colleague: Impression!!! Appraisal !!!
Har appraisal main tu No 1!
Hike in salary !! Extra Stocks
You: Phir kya hoga...
Your Colleague : Project Leader ban jaayega..Phir Project Manager !!!
Phir Business Manager ! One day U will be a
Director of the Company man !!
You : Acchha to phir kya hoga...
Your Colleague: Abe phir tu aish karega! Koi kaam nahin karna padega !
Araam se office aayega aur MAIL check karega.
You : To ab main kya kar raha hoon????
"Dikhawe pe na jao, apni akal lagao.
Programming hai waste, trust only copy-paste
Sardar wrote letter to Bill Gates
sir, i have some questions to ask.
1) The letters in keyboard are not in order,
when u will release the corrected version?
2) There is start button but no stop button. Y so?
3)We learnt MS WORD when will u release MS SENTENCE?
4)There is RECYCLE BIN but no RESCOOTER BIN? because
i own a scooter.
5)finally a personal question.
y is ur name GATES, even though u sell "WINDOWS"..?
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