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when i opened my window

when i opened my window .....

i saw a beautiful lady was bathing ..... with a man ....

after a few time i realized that it was a screen saver virus  i need a better antivirusRead Details

Interview in Software Company

संता एक सॉफ्टवेर कंपनी में अपना इंटरव्यू देने जाता है।

इंटरव्यू लेने वाला: 

JAVA के कोई चार Version बताओ ?

संता: 
1. मर JAVA !!!😃
2. मिट JAVA !!!😃
3. मैं सदके JAVA !!!😃
         और 
4. लुट JAVA !!!😃

इंटरव्यू लेने वाला: 
बल्ले बल्ले अब तुस्सी घर JAVA !!!

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How the next generations will learn the alphabets..
A -Adobe
B-bluetooth
C-chat
D-download
E-email
F-facebook
G-google
H-hotmail
I-iphone
j-Java
K-kingston
L-laptop
M-messenger
N-NOKIA
O-outlook
P-print
Q-QuickTime
R-RAM
S-Server
T-Touch Screen
U-U S B
V-Version
W-wifi1
X-xbox360
Y-YouTube
what do you think for 
'Z' ?!Read Details

Imagine ur self in a

Imagine ur self in a Sprite Ad

Your Colleague : Hey!! Kya yahan baitha mail forward
karta rahta hai yaar !! Naye packages dekh.... Naye
language seekh. Night out Maar....Fundoo programming kar
like me....! Do something cool man !!
You : Achha! To usse Kya hoga ....
Your Colleague: Impression!!! Appraisal !!!
Har appraisal main tu No 1!
Hike in salary !! Extra Stocks
You: Phir kya hoga...
Your Colleague : Project Leader ban jaayega..Phir Project Manager !!!
Phir Business Manager ! One day U will be a
Director of the Company man !!
You : Acchha to phir kya hoga...
Your Colleague: Abe phir tu aish karega! Koi kaam nahin karna padega !
Araam se office aayega aur MAIL check karega.
You : To ab main kya kar raha hoon????

"Dikhawe pe na jao, apni akal lagao.
Programming hai waste, trust only copy-pasteRead Details

Sardar wrote letter to Bill

Sardar wrote letter to Bill Gates

sir, i have some questions to ask.

1) The letters in keyboard are not in order,
when u will release the corrected version?

2) There is start button but no stop button. Y so?

3)We learnt MS WORD when will u release MS SENTENCE?

4)There is RECYCLE BIN but no RESCOOTER BIN? because

i own a scooter.

5)finally a personal question.

y is ur name GATES, even though u sell "WINDOWS"..?Read Details