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Dravid : hello
Laxman : hahahahaha
Dravid : hahahahaha
Laxman : conference lagana
Dravid, Laxman, Ganguly,
Tendulkar : hahahahahahahah
At Border Indian officer shouts at Pakistani Spy,"Goli" Mar dunga;
Pak Spy replies:"Goli" se darr nahi lagta sahab,"Kohli" se lagta hai:D:-D:-D
How to make Maggi?
Step 1: Mix Noodles and water.
Step 2: Switch on the stove.
Step 3: Watch "rohit sharma's " Innings and come back.
Step 4: Maggi ready!! :p xd
world cup jitne ki tamanna hub hamare dil me he.................
dekhana he dum kitna srilankai......tamil me he............
Sri Lankan President is coming to watch final match in Mumbai..
Areee yaar kyo bulaa ke kisi ki Beizzati karte ho..
Semi Finals Teams:
Came 4rm Group A:
2. New Zealand
3. Sri Lanka
Came 4rm Group B:
Jhund se to kutte ate hai...Sirf Sher Akela ata!!!
Go INDIA Go!!
AFRIDI - Hum Sachin ko kisi haal me century nai banana denge.
SHOAIB - Magar hum use rokenge kaise,Wo to Gajab ki form main hai ??.
AFRIDI - Hum under 100 All Out ho jayenge
The wrong number
Husband makes a call to the Hospital to know about his pregnant Wife. But accidentally the call went to a Indian Cricket Manager. He asked ” What is the condition?” He fainted after What he heard… Guess What the reply was?
7 are already out…
3 more will be out by lunch…
The first one was a DUCK…
Dhoni,s MOTHER: Please get vegetables from market. .
.Dhoni-Not today, mom, people are angry with us, because we lost the SA match..
.Moth er:Wear my sari and go, nobody will recognize you. Dhoni goes 2 market wearing sari. .
1 Girl : Hi,D honi how are u? .
.Dhoni gets shocked: how do you know?
GIRL:Abey!i am nehra..!!!
THE BEST PLACE IN TOWN
Bishan was browsing through the regular obituary column when his wife, after cleaning the house, asked, 'Is there any neater, tidier, and more orderly place in town?'
Without batting an eyelid, Bishan replied: 'Kabristaan (the cemetry)!'
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