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Some Sikhs and Pakistani were in trenches facing one another. One Sikh shouted 'Mohammed Mia' A Pakistani soldier stood up and shouted, ' Mohammed Mia ko kisne bulaya? '(Who called Mohammed Mia?) He got shot. Another Sikh shouted 'Azam Khan' Azam Khan stood up and said .... and got shot.
The Pakistanis found it a great idea and decided to copy it. (It is in their genes to do everything after the Indians!) So a Pakistani soldier shouted, ' Swaran Singh'.
Therewas silence. After a couple of minutes one of the Sikhs shuoted, 'Swaran Singh ko kisne bulaya?' (Who called Swaran Singh?)
A Pakistani soldier stood up - and got shot!
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soldier who was on sentry duty was taken to the military hospital because he was suffering from chronic constipation.
When a visitor knocked on the door of his ward, he shouted: ‘Who goes there? Friend or enema?’
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