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A PIT-FUL(L) OF SALVATION
Absorbed in his own little world, once Ujaagar fell into a pit and couldn't get himself out.
A Subjective person came along and said:
'I feel for you down there.'
An Objective person came along and said:
'It's logical that someone would be down there.'
A Journalist came along and siad:
'I want the exclusive story on the man's pit.'
'If you had listened to me, you wouldn't be in that pit.'
'Your pit is only a state of mind.'
A Realist said:
'That's a pit.'
Calculated the pressure necessary to get him out out the pit.
A Geologist said:
'Obeserve the rock strata in the pit.'
A Taxman asked:
'Are you paying taxes for the pit?'
A Municipal Inspector asked:
'Do you have a permit to dig a pit?'
An Evasive person came along:
And avoided the subject of the pit altogether.
A Self-pitying person said:
'You haven't seen anything until you have seen my pit.'
A Charismatic person said:
'Just confess that you're not in a pit.'
An Optimist said:
'Things could be worse.'
A Pessimist said:
'Things will get worse.'
The Almighty God pitying Ujaagar:
Took him by the hand and lifted him out of the pit.
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