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|Jokes >> Doctor - Patient
I remember one time I told my doctor
I had a ringing in my ears.
"Don't answer it."
Another guy told the doctor that he thought
he was a deck of cards
The doctor simply said,
" Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later."
While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said,
"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible."
The doctor said,
"Tell him I can't see him."
You know, doctors can be so frustrating.
You wait a month and a half for an appointment,
Then he says,
"I wish you had come to me sooner."
When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places,
He told me to stop going to those places!
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