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Patient : "Doctor, my wife has severe pain in her appendix!"
"Nonsense!" says the Doctor. "I removed her appendix three years ago. Not a single person in the world has a second appendix."
Patient : "That may well be true, but some people have a second wife
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एक Doctor की तपस्या से खुश होकर भगवान ने उसे दर्शन दिये और कहा: मांगो वत्स क्या चाहिये?
Doctor के मुंह खोलने से पहले ही भगवान टोकते हुये बोले:"वत्स, 3 चीज़ें छोड़कर ही मांगना -
1.High income के बारे में कुछ नहीं पूछना
2. 5 डेज़ वीक के बारे में कुछ नहीं पूछना
3. 6 बजे घर जाने के बारे में तो सपने में भी नहीं सोचना..
अब मांगो क्या चाहिये?
Doctor: प्रभू, अपने दर्शन दिया, उसके लिये धन्यवाद",
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मुझे OPD वापिस जाना है, काम पेंडिंग हो गया आपके चक्कर me
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Hamari shakhsiyat ka andaza tum kya lagaoge Ghalib....
Guzarte hai jo hum kabristan se to murde bhi uth ke pooch lete hain... Doctor sahab aap settle ho gaye kya?
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I remember one time I told my doctor
I had a ringing in my ears.
His advice:
"Don't answer it."
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Another guy told the doctor that he thought
he was a deck of cards
The doctor simply said,
" Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later."
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