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Bhagwan ne mujhse bola ki

Bhagwan ne mujhse bola ki tu apna ek pyara dost chhod de mai tujhe Cell dunga,
2 ko chhod de to
"fast track"ki ghadi dunga,
5 ko chhod de 5 lakh dunga, aur sabhi dosto ko chhod de
to "FERRARI" dunga.
Maine bhagwan ko dekha
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aur kaha ki: BHAGWAN,
YE DOST WO H JINHONE MERI HAR KHUSHI HAR GHAM MAI SAATH DIYA.
MERE BACHPAN SE LEKAR AAJ TAK MERE SATH
RAHE. KABHI MAIN ROYA TO APNE HAATHONSE ANSU
POCHHE.
EK GLASS PANI BHI PIYA TO BHIMERE SAATH SHARE KIYE.
MERI EK AWAZ PAR DAUDE CHALE AYE,
AUR AAP KEHTE HE KI MAIN EK FERRARI KELIYE INHE
chhod DU?
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KHAIR KOI BAAT NAHI,
"FERRARI black COLOUR KI HONICHAIYE :PRead Details

Dosti k panno se bhari

Dosti k panno se bhari kitaab ho TUM, 
rishton k phulon me gulaab ho TUM, 
kuch log kahte h k dost sacche nahi hote,
un logon k sawaal ka jawaab ho TUM.....Read Details

Kitabein sabse achhi dost hoti

Kitabein sabse achhi dost hoti hai...
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bhagwan hi jaane kiski..... ;)Read Details

Whenever you in problem, yeh

Whenever you in problem, yeh mat socho kaun sa dost kam aayega.
Yeh socho ab kaun sa kamina apni aukat dikhayega !!Read Details

Dil or Duniya me sirf

Dil or Duniya me sirf itna farq hai ki iss duniya me bahut log rahte hai. or 

iss dil me

sirf


aap

ki

bhabhi rahti hai. har jagh khud ko mat gusaya karo.Read Details

'BLAME ME NOT, DEAR....' Hello O

'BLAME ME NOT, DEAR....'
	Hello O it is you, dearest, 
	 I know the world is bad
	I know you are alone
	 I know the weather makes you sad 
	I know you expected me to phone.
	 I know the maid has not come again
	I know the grocer overcharged
	 Oh that headache again
	I know the man just barged 
	 Into our flat last night 
	I know that the taps have gone dry 
	 I know that you want to cry, 
	I know you love me a lot
	 I know, I know it, sweetheart,
	If there is anything other than this to say 
	 Say it, otherwise put down the receiver, pray, 
	I am sorry to deny you even this little comfort or fun 
	 But dearest Suman,
	Blame me not for this,
	 Blame Jagmoham. 
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राजेश : अरे मोहन पत्नी

राजेश : अरे मोहन पत्नी को बेगम क्यो कहते है ?
मोहन : अरे राजेश शादी के बाद सारे गम पति को मिलते है
और पत्नी बेगम हो जाती हैRead Details

When balvant kaur disapproved the

When balvant kaur disapproved the girl her son wanted to marry , a friend told the young man, you must find a girl who is like your mother.
Sevral months later , the young man told his friend : I finally found a girl who looks , talks and act just like my mother.
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Fasle mita ker aapas me

Fasle mita ker aapas me payar rakhna, dosti ka ye rishta yun he barkerar rakhna,bichhad jaye kabhi hum aapse, to aankho main hamesha humara intezar rakhna.Read Details