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Ek aadmi ne idhar udhar dekha. Koi nahi tha. Usne darwaja khola aur andar chala gaya. Andar dekha to bhi uske alawa koi nahi tha. Woh akeli thi. Usne aaram se apna nikala aur haath mein pakad kar uske andar daal diya. Phir idhar udhar ungliyan chalaane lagaa. Complete room mein puch - puch ki awaaz goonjne lagi.
Thori der ke baad sab shaant ho gaya.Aadmi ne haath badha kar apna nikala aur ... ... .... paise ginta hua ATM se bahar chala gaya. Q. WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMEELA ANDERSON?
A. COZ PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON THE ENVELOPES Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do, phir CHADDI utar do, phir NICHE haath lagao, . . . . Aur check karo k BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer. His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?" Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom " Plan For Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Ram: I want 2 b a pilot. Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor. Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother. Ravi : I want 2 help Deepa. |
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