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Ek Bahot Hi Khubsoorat Ladki Doctor Ke Paas Gayi Aur Boli : “Doctor Sahab Mere Ko Ajeeb Si Beemari Hai”
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Doctor: “Kya?”
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. Ladki: “Main Jab Bhi Cigrette Peeti Hu To Ajeeb Becheni Si Hoti Hai,
Main Pehla Kash Leti Hoon To Apne Shoes Utar Deti Hu,
Dusre Kash Mein Socks, Teesre Kash Mein Shirt Utar Deti Hu Aur …........”
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Doctor Beech Mein Usko Tokte Hue
Bola: “Mujhe Kuch Samajh Nahi Aa Raha, .
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Ek Kaam Karo Ye Lo Gold Flake Aur Aaram Se Pee Kar Batao.“.
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Mr. Kapoor comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news... I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a
baby!
The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."
The next day, Mrs. Kapoor receives a telephone call from Reliance Energy because the electricity bill has not been paid.
" Am I speaking to Mrs. Kapoor? "
"Yes... speaking"
Reliance guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the Reliance guy.
"What are you saying? It's in your files... HOW ???"
" Yes ..... We have a system of finding out who's overdue "
" GOD !!!... This is too much..."
"Madam, I am sorry... I am just following orders... I have to inform that you are overdue.."
"I know that ... let me talk to my husband about this tonight. He will speak to your company tomorrow.. "
That night, she tells her husband about the incident, and he, mad as a bull,rushes to Reliance office the next day morning.
"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts..
"Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at Reliance, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us."
"PAY you? And if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off.."
"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
"Well... I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle.
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Son: Papa circus dekhne chale???

Papa: No Son. I'm busy

Son: Usme 1 ladki ne bina kapdo k sher pe sawari ki he

Papa: Bahut ziddi ho gaye ho... Chalo bahut din hue sher nahi
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A Special Package for Business Men.
An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free.
After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply..."Which Trip?"
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Wife: bas kro ji raat k 12 baje se kar rahay ho
or subh k 6 ho chuke h.
Thake nahi kya? Kitna karoge?
Husbnd:
karne do na darling
abhi to mere 200 msg aur free h
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