Girl : Mujhe badi thand lag rahi hai, mere dono heater ko chhu lo
Boy: Abhi bhi thand lag rahi hai kya?
Girl: abbey ghochu niche plug tau lagaa

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Jab vo andar jayega toh Dard hoga pehli baar aisa hi hota hai par tum aawaaz mat karna warna sabko pata chal jayega ki TUM???????????????????????????????????????

injection se bahut darte ho.

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Pehli dfa insan jub dalta he to nervous hota he- Ahista se ander dalo to phisal k pura ander chala jata he- phir ajibo gharib awaze aane lag jati hen- lakin aap bilkul nahi ghabrana, confidence se lage rehna aur us waqt tak na nikalna jub tak kam pura nahi ho jata.




Are Bhai Kya Daalta Hai


ATM CARD

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Girl: agar meri lft leg ka lunch bana ho or right ka dinner to tum kya pasand karogay
Boy: main lunch aur diner ke beech shaam ki chai pina pasand karoonga

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OLD HABITS DIE HARD

A regular brothel visitor got married one day and after his first nitght he went straight to his best friend and started crying.
'What's the matter?' asked his friend.

'You know, yaar, as per my habit, I woke her up in the morning and gave her a hundred-rupee note,' he said.

His friend exclaimed, 'So what! Try to explain it to her and ask her to forget your past and lead a happy married life.'

'That's not the problem,' he said angrily, 'my wife gave me a fifty-rupee note back.'

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