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surprised they behave like animals

Some parents got letters from the principal of the school that their children were behaving like animals..
One parent wrote back...
Sir,
You expect our children to...
Wake up like roosters
Carry bags like donkeys
Run to the school like deers
Work hard like ants
Copy from the blackboard like monkeys
Be quiet as fish
And after all this you are surprised they behave like animals???😄Read Details

पूछ ही लिया दूल्हे ने

एक शादी में शराबी भारी मात्रा में थे और
लड़कियों की भारी कमी थी।
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फिर मैंने एक से पूछ ही लिया दूल्हे ने
इंजीनियरिंग कहाँ से की है।Read Details

LOVE STORY OF ENGINEER: . I

LOVE STORY OF ENGINEER: 
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I was in12th
She was in 12th 
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I got B.Tech
She got BA
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I was doing B.Tech
She got M.A
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I was preparing for M.TECH
entrance,
She got married 
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I m doing M.TECH
She is d mother of 2 children
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I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st std,
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I became DOCTORATE
her daughter passed 10th
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I have joined job.
Hr Daughter joined College.
The Greatest irony-
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Today is my marriage & Her
daughter is my WIFE .
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Sala Agle Janam Arts hi Lunga. ...Read Details

Full from of:" S.C.H.O.O.L :" Six,

Full from of:" S.C.H.O.O.L
:" Six, Crappy, Hours, Of, Our, Life,
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Full form of:" C.L.A.S.S.
:" Come, Late, And, Start, Sleeping.Read Details

Log kuchh din cigrate-sharab pite h

Log kuchh din cigrate-sharab
pite h aur aadat lag jati h

Hme dekho
Hum Bchpn se pdhai kr rhe h
Aaj tk pdhai ki Aadat nhi lagi
iT's called
SELF CONTROL....Read Details

Father to his son: Math

Father to his son: Math Main Kyon Fail ho Gaye?
Son: Teacher kehti hain k 3+5=8
ugly Din Kehti Hai k 4+4=8
Phir Kehti Hain k 6+2=8
Unko Khud he Confirm Nahi to Mujhe kya paas Karengi...!Read Details

IN 2018. . . BIKHARI: Bhagwan k naam

IN 2018.
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BIKHARI: Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de.
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ENGINEER : Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le.
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BIKHARI: Tujhe chahiye to meri M.tech + MBA ki rakh le. :Read Details

Girl and boy on a

Girl and boy on a chat

Girl : Hey wassup :) ...

Boy : Lux coziii baniyan with duke
Tshirt nice na..?

Girl : Acccha..!! Ha nice so kaise ho..??

Boy : I'm absolutly awsomm yar

Girl : Ohh "thank God" so any night plan..?

Boy : No i have day/nght Net pack
but why..??

Girl : kuch nahi Aise hi toh family mein kon kon hai

Boy : I hav parents 2 sisters and 1 younger bro i dint explain you he is too naughty.

Grl : Gr8 so Are you studying na

Boy : Ya he is youngr so strong too

Grl : Hey idiot you made me mad ??

Boy : He he yup 3 idiots awsom film i like rajuu role's most & sorry maid rakhne ka decision only mums take..

Grl : Chup ho ja sale illitrate

Boy : Tu chup ho ja sidhe keh de english nhi aati chali hai chat krne.

Aur haan eng litlature le kr pdha hu kya kr legii.

Moral : Ladki patane me bhi education kaam aati hai to padho or akhir jab pdhega India jabhi to badhega IndiaRead Details

Hostel student to his frnd:-

Hostel student to his frnd:- "yaar dhoka ho gya Dhoka" ;-(
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Frnd:- kya ho gaya...??
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Student:- "yar ghar se books k liye paise mangvaaye the,
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gharwalo ne books hi bhej di...Read Details

An engineering Student went &

An engineering Student went & proposed a girl


Girl : What can u do to make me love you ?
Boy : I will do what ever u want, I will bring stars from the sky, I will jump from where ever u say, I will do anything for u.

Girl : Can u complete you Engineering without a single back?? 
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Boy : Chalta hu behan..... apna khyal rakhnaRead Details

Log kuch din cigrete-sharab pite

Log kuch din cigrete-sharab pite h or aadi ho jate h.
Hme dekho.
Hm Bachpan se pdhai kr rhe h,
Aaj tk padhai k Aadi nhi hue,
dis is caled SELF CONTROLRead Details

Once rajnikant appeared in exam

Once rajnikant appeared in exam of B.E.
Guess what happened?
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Failed..?
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Beta ye ENGINEERING hai.
Rajni ho ya Gajni...
Sabki hai BAJNI............. :DRead Details

SIMILARITY Teacher : What is the

SIMILARITY
Teacher : What is the similarity between Krishna, Ram, Gandhi and Jesus ?
Pappu : All were born on Government Holidays.Read Details

अध्यापक ने कक्षा में सवाल

अध्यापक ने कक्षा में सवाल किया, "कौन-सा पक्षी सबसे तेज़ उड़ता है...?"

शरारती सार्थक ने जवाब दिया, "हाथी, सर..."

सर का पारा चढ़ गया, और चीखकर बोले, "नालायक, बेवकूफ... तुम्हारे पिता क्या करते हैं...?"

सार्थक ने मासूमियत-भरे स्वर में कहा, "सर, वह दाऊद इब्राहीम की गैंग में शार्प शूटर हैं..."

सर ने तपाक से कहा, "शाबास बेटे, हाथी बिल्कुल सही जवाब है.Read Details

झोले मै किताब :: बिहार

झोले मै किताब :: बिहार विशवविधालय 

हाथ मै किताब :: बम्बई विशवविधालय 

किताब मोड़ कै जींस की पैंट मै :: दिली विशवविधालयRead Details

Educational Song- TUTION-Idhar Chala Me udhar

Educational Song-
TUTION-Idhar Chala Me udhar Chla
MATHS-Ajib dastan H Ye
EXAM-Zehrli Rate
RESULT-Dhak-2 Krne Lga
FAIL-Jag Suna-2 LageRead Details

A tribute 2 ending school

A tribute 2 ending school lyf:
"Ek muddat k bad milne wali thi kaid se azadi..
Par kismat to dekho Jab aazadi mili to pinjre se pyar ho gya tha "Read Details

Techr-Bina ruke batao Bharat k

Techr-Bina ruke batao Bharat k rastrapti kon h? Kutub minar kaha h? 
Shtabdi ki raftar? Murgi kya deti h?

Student - Prtibha Delhi me 140 km/h ki raftar se Ande deti hai.Read Details

Smallest leave application by a

Smallest leave application by a Hryanvi Boy..
Dear Sir,
Jo thare bas ka ho kar liyo.
Mai kal skul ni aaria.
Yrs fthfuly,
Kallu ka Chora
(thari Beti ka Yaar)..Read Details

Education related songs: SCHOOL : apni

Education related songs:

SCHOOL : apni toh pathshala masti ki pathshala..
TUTION : idhar chala mein udhar chala.
MATHS : ajeeb daasta hai ye kaha shuru kaha khatam.
SCIENCE : aa khushi se khud khushi kar le..
GEOGRAPHY : musafir hu yaaro na gar hai na thikana.
ECONOMICS : kyu paisa paisa karti hai paise pe kyu marti hai..
EXAM : zahriti raatey nind udh jati hai..
RESULT : jiya dhadak dhadak jaye
PASS : aaj mein upar asman niche.
FAIL : jag suna suna lage!!!!Read Details

Hindi ki class me 1

Hindi ki class me 1 stud. ne 2nd se pucha:gaali kya hoti h.
dusra stud: atyadhik krodh ane par sharirik rup se hinsa na krte hue, mokhik rup se ki gai hinsatmak karywahi k liye chayanit shabdo ka wah samuh jiske uccharan k paschat man ko gehan shanti ka anubhav hota h. usey hum gaali kahte h. ;)Read Details

Student or god 'Hazaro ki

Student or god 
'Hazaro ki kismt tere hath thi,
agr PASS kr deta to kya bat thi?

God -
ISHQ thoda km ladata to kya bat thi,
kitabe to saari tere pass thi.Read Details

MOM: Wake up, son. Its

MOM: Wake up, son. Its time to go to college..
SON: Why mom? I dont want to go to college...
MOM: Give me to reasons y u dont want to go to college?
SON: one, all the students hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me...
MOM: Oh! Thats not a reason. Come on, you have to go to college...
SON: Give me to reasons why I should go to college.?
MOM: one, you are 55 years old and Two, you are the Principal of the college!Read Details

Traffic sign-board near college: Drive Carefully

Traffic sign-board near college:

Drive Carefully don't kill the students Wait for the professors.Read Details

A certain professor arrived late

A certain professor arrived late for a lecture to find a most uncomplimentary drawing of himself on the blackboard.

Fuming, he asked the class joker in the front row, "Who, pray, was responsible for this atrocity?"

The joker won tremendous prestige with his reply, "I really don't know, but I strongly suspect its parents."Read Details

Aansu aa jate hai aankho

Aansu aa jate hai aankho me rone se pehle,
Har khawab tut jata hai sone se pehle!
Kya hai CA ye to samajh gaye,
Kash koi rok leta admission hone se pehle.Read Details

We had many options to

We had many options to end our life
Poison, Sleeping pills, Hanging,
Jump from building, Sleep under a train..
But we choose the bravest studyRead Details

PE-I-Alpenlibe- Ji lalchaye raha na

PE-I-Alpenlibe- Ji lalchaye raha na jaye.
PE-II-Mentos- Dimag ki batti jala de.
ARTICLES-Kinetic- Sabki hawa nikal de.
FINAL-Chlormint- Dubara mat poochna.Read Details

5 Reasons to Bunk Your

5 Reasons to Bunk Your Class [Funny]b :

1  Independence
An independent person can only lead a successful life. If he/she has independent ideas and thinking it will become easier for him to take decisions in future.

2  Improved academics performance
If you bunk your class, you wont know how a particular problem has been solved, or how a particular thing works. So what if you were absent. You will spend more time with the books and hence use your brains. So you are not just a robot.

3  Good relationship with teachers
When you bunk, you dont get attendance. So you go up to your teachers for some help (jugaad). So the harmony between the teacher and the student increases

4  More Fun
The most obvious reason is fun. Increase your awareness by spending quality time with your friends.

5  Get Peace
Yes,you get peace. The cacophonous class can make you distasteful and hence make you more irritable. So you get what the world wants, peaceRead Details

maths pj....... usne na ki meri mohabbt

maths pj.......
usne na ki meri
mohabbt ki kdar,

wah wah,

usne na ki meri
mohabbt ki kdar,

to mene b soch liya:
"TWO PARALLEL LINES
NEVER INTERSECT
EACH other....."Read Details

मां (बेटी अनूठी से)- तुम

मां (बेटी अनूठी से)- तुम तो बहुत अच्छी लडकी हो जब भी मैं तुम्हारे कमरे मे आती हूं, तुम हमेशा पढाई करते हुए मिलती हो।
अनूठी-यह कमाल मेरा नहीं है मां।
मां -तो फिर किसका है? अनूठी यह तो आपकी हील वाली सैंडिलों का कमाल है।Read Details

Bill Gates Said- I m Not

Bill Gates Said-
I m Not Topper,
But Today All University Toppers r My
Employees
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Yahi Line Har Baar Mujhe Top Krne Se Rok
Deti hai..... :D :DRead Details

Ek Aadmi Roz Subha Perr

Ek Aadmi Roz Subha Perr

Ek Admi Roz Subha Perr (Tree)  Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha
 
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Poocho Kyon.?
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Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.!
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I had many option to

I had many option to Die 

Sleepping Pills,
Hanging by Neck
Jumping,
Coming under a Train,
But ......... I choose

Education !!!


Tadap Tadap Ke Marenge :-)Read Details

FINAL EXAMS Ujaagar was appearing for

FINAL EXAMS
Ujaagar was appearing for his final university examination. He took his seat in the examination hall, started at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration took his shoes off and threw them out of the window. He then removed his turban and threw it away as well. His shirt, trousers, socks, and watch followed suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approached him and askded what was going on. 
 'Oye, I am following the instructions yaar,' replied Ujaagar, 'it says here, "answer the questions in brief".
	 
Boss: 'Why are you objecting to your overseas assignment? Don't you realise that it isa golden opportunity.'
Banta: 'Sir I have just got married. My wife is still not pregnant and I didn't want to leave her in that condition!'
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NO MONEY IN LEARNING There was

NO MONEY IN LEARNING


There was once a sexton who rang the bell in a church. That was his only means of livelihood as he was totally unlettered and could not even sign his name. Came a circular from the church authorities ordering the dismissal of all people employed in the church who couldnt read or write. So the poor fellow lost his job as a bell-ringer. He opened a small tea stall near the church. It prospered. He opened a second, a third, and a fourth till he had a chain of tea-stalls across the country. He became a multi-millionaire. One day the padre of the parish came to ask for a donation to repair the church. He generously donated a million pounds. The grateful padre put a subscription voucher with the figure of a million pounds and asked him to sign it. He replied, If I could have signed my name, I would still have been ringing the church bell.
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एक भौतिक शास्त्री, रसायन शास्त्री

एक भौतिक शास्त्री, रसायन शास्त्री और जीवविज्ञानी पहली बार समुद्र देखने गए थे। समुद्र की लहरों को देखकर भौतिक शास्त्री ने कहा कि वह इन तरंगों का अध्ययन करना चाहता है। उसने पानी में डुबकी लगाई, लेकिन फिर ऊपर नही आ पाया। वे दोनों थोडी देर तक नही लौटे, तो रसायन शास्त्री ने अपनी प्रयोगों वाली डायरी में लिखाः भौतिक शास्त्री और जीव विज्ञानी पानी में घुलनशील थे।Read Details