Bigdi hui zindagi ki kuch itni si kahani h
kuch to bachpan se hum nalayk the..!!
Or kuch DELHI BELLY, MURDER2 Or DIRTY PICTURE ki meharbani h..!!Read Details
We'll go hunting thought the two Khans,
Bail petition rejected was only Salman's, Saif said, 'I'm not cheating,
The bucks died of over-eating,
Shooting with camera is all I do, ask my fans.'
If a hunk you aim to hook,
Wear the new perfume called Shah Rukh;
And to patao a bimbo,
You need no arrow or bow,
A dash of the same stuff her goose will cook.
REST IN PEACE
A well-known hollywood actress died in an accident and her numerous friends got together to hire the country's highest paid poet to compose an epitaph for he.
When the stone was laid across the tap, it read: At last she sleeps alone.
एक फिल्म के उदघाटन के बाद निर्माता पत्रकारो से पूछता है आपको फिल्म को कौन सा भाग अच्छा लगता है?
पत्रकारः जी इटंरवल।