Never Explain yourself to anyone.
Because the person who likes you doesn't need it and
The person who dislikes you, won't believe it.Read Details
some meanings :-
1."We will do it" means "You will do it"
2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"
3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"
4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!"
5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"
6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"
7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"
8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"
9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."
10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought"
11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"Read Details
Economist: India”s economy is looking up”
Comman man: Yes towards the heaven! Only god can save it now
1. If swimming is an exercise to stay slim, why do Whales looks fat?
2. Why the place in Stadium where spectators sit is called Stand?
3. Why everybody wants to go to Heaven but nobody wants to Die?
4. White piece is moved First in Chess? Is it racial discrimination?
5. What is Free Gift? Are not all Gifts Free?
Think Hard……..Read Details
राजा भोज ने कवि कालीदास से पूछा कि-
1- दुनिया में भगवान की सर्वश्रेष्ठ रचना क्या है?
2- सर्वश्रेष्ठ फूल कौन सा है?
उत्तर- "कपास का फूल"
3- सर्वश्र॓ष्ठ सुगंध
उत्तर- वर्षा से भीगी मिट्टी की सुगंध ।
4-सर्वश्र॓ष्ठ मिठास- "वाणी की"
5- सर्वश्रेष्ठ दूध- "मां का"
6- सबसे से काला-"कलंक"
7- सबसे भारी- "पाप"
8- सबसे सस्ती- "सलाह"
9- सबसे महंगा- "सहयोग"
10-सबसे कडवा-"सत्य"Read Details
नोकरी करने के कुछ नुस्खे :
१) बने रहो पगले , काम करेंगे अगले !!!!
२)काम से रहो गुल , तनख्वाह पाओ फुल !!!!
३)मत लो टेंशन वरना परिवार पायेगा पेंशन !!!!
४)काम से डरो नहीं और काम को करो नहीं !!!!
५) काम करो या ना करो , काम की फिक्र जरुर करो;
और फिक्र करो या ना करो पर उसका जिक्र जरुर करो !!!!Read Details