Funny sms Wishes And Messages, Funny sms WhatsApp Picture Sticker

चले तो थे दोस्तों का

चले तो थे दोस्तों का पूरा काफिला लेकर,
पर आधे "जुदा" हो गए और 
आधे "खुदा" हो गए, 
कुछ "गुमशुदा" तो कुछ "शादीशुदा" हो गए..!Read Details

Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum; Apni

Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum;
Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basaayenge Hum;
Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya;
Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum..!Read Details

Beauty is not judged by

Beauty is not judged by your clothes or your appearance.
It is judged by your inner beauty.
So...
Always Wear...
Designer Undergarments...Read Details

Chali Jaati Hai Aaye Din

Chali Jaati Hai Aaye Din Wo Beauty Parlour Mein Yu;
Unka Maqsad Hai Misaal-e-Hoor Ho Jana;
Magar Ye Baat Kisi Begum Ki Samajh Mein Kyun Nahi Aati;
Ki Mumkin Hi Nahi Kishmish Ka Fir Se Angoor Ho Jana!Read Details

Strange But True.. . . Duniya Me Har

Strange But True..
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Duniya Me Har Insaan Ka Alag
Naam HAI..
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Magar Bheed Me Jab Hum Aawaz
Lagate Hai..
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"Abe Kaminey"
Kasam Se 20 Me Se 18 Log Palat
Kar Dekhte Hai...Read Details

Lo ji garmiya da tofa

Lo ji garmiya da tofa
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(;;;)
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ice cream for you thodi si chaat kar aage forward kar do garmi sirf aapko hi nhi lagti hai .Read Details

Hundred Words Of An enemy

Hundred Words Of An enemy Can Never Gv Pain
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But
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A True Friend's Silence Can Gv Hundred Tears
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So
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BAK-BAK Krte Rha Karo
Tasalli rhti h.:-D;-):-Read Details

Once in a jungle all

Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHANDRead Details

Life has so much 2

Life has so much 2 teach us. 1famous Chinese poet said: ''Shinguya chi chongo itima shin shun una ping ching myan ''Really touching na..? Merey to ansu hi aa gye......Read Details

Aawaz SE pyari aankhe Aankho SE

Aawaz SE pyari aankhe

Aankho SE pyari sanse

Sanso SE pyara DIL

DIL SE pyari dhadkan

Dhadkan SE pyare Aap

Aur

Aap se pyare HUM

Q ki SMS hamne kiya Hai..Read Details

HAR KARZ DOSTI KA ADA

HAR KARZ DOSTI KA ADA KAUN KAREGA...,
JAB HUM NA RAHE TO DOSTI KAUN KAREGA...,
A KHUDA MERE DOSTO KO SALAMAT RAKHNA..,
WARNA MERI SHADI ME DANCE KAUN KAREGA.Read Details

Full form of SMS. S-Saala M-Muft da S-Sayapa Je

Full form of SMS.

S-Saala
M-Muft da
S-Sayapa

Je na karo ta kanjus,
Je karo ta vehle,

Je bhej deyo ta. yar ae ta purane si
Je na bejo ta. yar tusi wade log ho.Read Details

Popular golden words: "If you want

Popular golden words:

"If you want to be great, you must walk with great people,

Seriously,

I Have no objection, you can walk with me.Read Details

Zamaane se choopkar, Teri tasveer bathroom

Zamaane se choopkar,
Teri tasveer bathroom main laga rakhi hai,
Har ghadi deedar ho,
Isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi haiRead Details

Pathan-Mai ullu kharedne gya prNhe

Pathan-
Mai ullu kharedne gya pr
Nhe khareed ska

Major Rohail- kyu?
Qeemat zeada thi?
Ullu psand nhe aya?

Pathan-
Ullu ne mre sath jane se inkar kr dya
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Sardar-Muje e.mail bnana hySardarSardargSardar123SardarabcKoe b


Sardar-
Muje e.mail bnana hy
Sardar
Sardarg
Sardar123
Sardarabc
Koe b nhe mil rha
Major Rohail-
Tum “AKALMAND SARDAR” try kro
100% mil jye ga
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Pathan-Yaha pr sb travel agency

Pathan-
Yaha pr sb travel agency fazool hn

Major Rohail-
Kyu khab sahb?

Pathan-
Sb agencyan sirf HAJJ krva rhe hn
Pr
Hm ne HAJJ E AKBR krna hy
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Boy-Papa mjr nokarani se pyar


Boy-
Papa mjr nokarani se pyar hy
Mei us se e shadi kru ga

Major Rohail-
Nokarani ko rani banane ka na socho

Boy-
Kyu?

Major Rohail-
Yhe galti mei ne b ke thi beta
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Pyar ke season me apne

Pyar ke season me apne love guru se janiye kitna gehra hai ap dono mai pyar?

Type Love (Ur Name+ Partner's Name) & send it 2 your Papa's No. wohi batayenge asli gehraiRead Details

Car Se takrakar kabutar behosh

Car Se takrakar kabutar behosh ho gaya.

Kisi ne usay uthakar pinjare mai may rakh diya.

Hosh aane par "Aalila me jail mai, car wala mar gaya kya?"Read Details

Major Rohail:Khansi ka kya hal

Major Rohail:
Khansi ka kya hal hy?
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Anti Misba:
Khansi to bnd ho gy hy pr ab saans ruk ruk k aata hy
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Major Rohail:
Fikar na karo Rab ne chaha to wo b bnd ho jae gaRead Details

TWO ARABIANS2 Arabi ek dosre

TWO ARABIANS

2 Arabi ek dosre ko Arabi main galea de rhe the

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Pass se Major Rohail guzra ur bola

Molvi sab mere lye b dua karnaRead Details

Major Rohail:Khan sab yha se

Major Rohail:
Khan sab yha se Airport
Kon se bus jae ge
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Khan:
20#
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Maajor Rohail: Agr 20# na mele to..?
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Khan:
Phir 10…10..# ke do pakr lena
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Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi

Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay?
Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
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Why women live a better,

Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?
Because, women don't have a wife.
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Dog is truly a man's

Dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?
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A women's prayer: Dear Lord,

A women's prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death!
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Mil Gaya, Oye Hoye Mil

Mil Gaya, Oye Hoye Mil Gaya, Balle-Balle Mil Gaya, DHINCHAK DHINCHAK Mil Gaya, Apna Sara Kaam Chod Ke Fizool ka SMS Padnewala Ek aur..."BEWAKUF"Mil Gaya!
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I want u 2 know

I want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U 
jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf againRead Details

i tried to call you

i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it 
cost me an arm and a legRead Details

Clouds r white but the

Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get 
angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! haRead Details

It's important to find a

It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is 
great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!Read Details

The toilets at a local

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say "they 
have nothing to go onRead Details

Police arrested 2 kids yesterday:

Police arrested 2 kids yesterday: 1 was drinking battery acid the other 
was eating fireworks.They charged one and let the one off.Read Details

I've been arrested for bein

I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum 
down the police station and show them it's a mistake?
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A teacher ask"wot part of

A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz 
every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!

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an essex girl has a

an essex girl has a car crash and an ambulance arrives.the paramedic asks 'how 
many fingers have i got up?'the girl replies- oh no i think im paralised tooRead Details

chicken and egg in bed,chicken

chicken and egg in bed,chicken has head on pillow smoking.Egg rolls over annoyed 
saying"i guess we answered that question"Read Details

Ek baar ek ladka rastey

Ek baar ek ladka rastey mein chalte chalte ek gadhe ke samne gir gaya.

Tabhi ek ladki ne use chhedte hue kaha, “Apne bade bhai ka aashirwaad le rahe ho kya?”

Ladke ne palat kar jawab diya, “Sahi farmaya bhabhi ji.”
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Ek bar ek ladka samosa

Ek bar ek ladka samosa ke bich ke aalu ko kha raha tha aur bahar ke hisse ko phek raha tha.
Dushra dost usse poochta hai ke tum samose ke sirf aalu ko kyun kha rahe hoo?

Pehla: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ke chejo ko khane se mana kiya hai.Read Details

A notice in a factory

A notice in a factory for girl workers. 
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"Read Details

Do u know similarity between

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? 
Both don't exist.Read Details

Teacher : A for ?

Teacher : A for ? 

Sardar : Apple 

Teacher : zor se bolo...! 

Sardar : JAY MATA DI...!!!



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A 4 APPLE B 4 BADA

A 4 APPLE

B 4 BADA APPLE

C 4 CHHOTA APPLE

D 4 DUSRA APPLE 

E 4 EK AUR APPLE

F 4 FOKAT KA APPLE

G 4 GOL APPLE 

H 4 HO GAYA NA PET KHARAB KHAKE 

 ITNE SARE APPLE? 
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Employer: “In this job we

Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”

Applicant: “I’m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.”
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Thought of the day: “if u

Thought of the day:
“if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!”Read Details

Wife:What is 10 years with

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
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Two devils came in 2

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”Read Details

Hitler says, “There is no word

Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:Read Details

susti ki intiha, Boy:papa aik glass

susti ki intiha,
Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)Read Details

खुदा करे तुम जिंदगी में

खुदा करे तुम जिंदगी में बहुत आगे बढो। 
इतनें आगे बढो कि जिससे मिलो वो कहे-चलो चलो आगे बढो।Read Details

aik baat bataon raaz ki karo

aik baat bataon raaz ki
karo us larki sey asshqi
jis k chehre pey ho sadgi
sanso main ho taazgi
chandni ho chand kee
raani ho wo raat ki
khushboo ho gulab ki
batain karay pyar ki
nazuk ho mizzajj ki
achy ho ikhlaq ki
pabRead Details

Bekaar hai woh log jo

Bekaar hai woh log jo apne lover ko miss kiya karte hai.......
Bekaar hai woh log jo apne lover ko miss kiya karte hai.......
Are miss karna hai to macharo ko karo.......
jo apni jaan per khelkar bhi aapko kiss kiya karte hai.........
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Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta......
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta......
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha......

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Kabhi kabhi meri ankho main Saya

Kabhi kabhi meri ankho
main Saya lagta hai ..
Jo apna hia woh
praya lagta hai
tum se milney ki
Tmana tu bhot hai
Lekin
Anay janey main karyaa
bohat lagta hai........
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I Wrote your Name on

I Wrote your Name on the Sand, It got Washed Away.I Wrote your Name in Air,It got Blownaway. So I Wrote your Name in my Heart, Saala Heart Attack aa gaya.
Always keep a picture of your wife in your purse.Look at it when you are in trouble.You will feel that other problems are not as big as this one!
What men want? A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & a system to make sure that those women never meet each other.
God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in law.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
RaniRead Details

Ajeet : Is gaddaar ko

Ajeet : Is gaddaar ko shaampein mein dubaa do.
Raabert : Lekin kyon, baas?
Ajeet : 'Shame se' nahin to 'Pain' se mar jaayega...

Raabert : Baas, iss aadmi ne hamaare saath gaddaree kee hai..
Ajeet : Iss kuththe ki ek haath mein titan ki ghadi aur doosre haath mein hmt ki ghadi pehnaado.
Raabert : Lekin baas, yeh to gaddaar hai.
Ajeet : Hum jaante hain, raabert. Isko bathaana hai ki ab yeh do ghadi ka mehmaan hai.

Raabert : Baas, mein aaj kaam pe nahin aaoonga. Mujhe stomach ache hai.
Ajeeth : Abay bavakoof ! Har kisi ko stomach ek hi hotha hai.

Ajeeth : Raabert, is gaddhar ko is duniya se aazad kar dho. Iski laash ko Police Estation ke saamne phenk dho. Aur is ke side mein ek suyi bhonk dho.
Raabert : Lekin baas side mein suyi kyon ?
Ajeeth : Thake Police samjhe ki ye suyiside hai.

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tere gunahon ki saja tughe

tere gunahon ki saja tughe aise mile , tughe jor ki lage aur baihe ko jagah na mile Read Details

Hamin apki yaad main dast

Hamin apki yaad main dast lag gaye .
ye bhi to ek aansu he hain jo apna rasta bhatak gaye .Read Details

Murkh hai wo log jo

Murkh hai wo log jo pyar me,
ladkiyo ko miss karate hai,
Agar yaad karna hi hai to,
un machchharon ko kijiye, jo jaan,
Hatheli par rakhakar,
aap ko kiss kiya karte hai

JyotshnaRead Details

Ikhtiyar-e-tabbasum ki loo ko tarranum-e-numayish

Ikhtiyar-e-tabbasum ki loo ko 
tarranum-e-numayish se aghaa dena...
Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to
please mujhe bhi bata dena..... Read Details

Gandhi ji chal base...............Bhagat Singh

Gandhi ji chal base........


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Bhagat Singh Bhi nahi Rahe....


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Nehru Ji bhi gujar gaye.......


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.Meri tabiyat bhi theek nahi rehti pata nahi desh ka kya hoga????


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1) ek aadmi k 6

1) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..

2) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
..........sita with ravan

3) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya

4) wht do u call a really colourful tamilian???
Ans: Rangamannar rangrajan

5) n elephant falls in luv wid n ant. but
Ant's parents r against their marrige…guess y??
they gave a solid reason…**Ladke ka daant bahar hai**

6)ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..
……kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..

7) Full form of MATHS????
Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…
8) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: hasina
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A man sees a woman

A man sees a woman getting chased by a dog in chandni chowk area of New 
Delhi.
When the dog is about to bite the woman, the man intervenes and kicks the dog.
A Times of India reporter was seeing all this.
He said"That was great.I'll definitely publish this in our newspaper.
Tomorrow the headline will be 'LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM A DOG'."
The man replied "Thank you, but I'm not from here. I am from US".
Reporter said " OK. Then the headline will be US CITIZEN SAVES WOMAN FROM A DOG".
Man: Actually, I live in US but I'm not a US citizen.I'm a Pakistani national by origin".
Next day, the headline in the paper read
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Pakistani Terrorist ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG
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Pimple Pimple little star... Saare

Pimple Pimple little star... 
Saare Kanjus mere yaar...
Jo mujhe nahi karega msg...
ho jaaye uske muh par Pimple Chaar..
Woh bhi baar baar ... LAGATAAR..
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God created the earth, God

God created the earth, God created the woods, 
God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes! Read Details

For you I would go

For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?Read Details

A man pays $2 for

A man pays $2 for a $1 item that he needs & A woman pays $1 for $2 item that she doesnot needRead Details

A woman likes to have

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this allRead Details

Be nice to the ones

Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette might be their last. 
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now 20% of the population

now 20% of the population is drinking coffee, 
60% is having sex,
19% is watching television and
one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand Read Details

Fool ne kaha bhavre se

Fool ne kaha bhavre se 
Saagar ne kaha pedoo se
Suraj ne kaha baadal se
Nadi ne kaha pahado se
Aj vo mein tum se kehti hoo
Chal hat hawwa aane de.Read Details

Mat ched koi ladki Bada

Mat ched koi ladki 
Bada paap hoga
ek din to bhi kisi ladki ka baap hoga.Read Details

What does a buffalo produce

What does a buffalo produce 
During an earthquake...
MILK SHAKES !!!!Read Details

R u stupid or what?

R u stupid or what? 
shocked!
S : SUPER
T : TALENTED
U : UNIQUE
P : PERSON
I : IN
D : DEMAND!
SMILING NOW!

*STUPID*Read Details

Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall

Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away! Read Details

What's the quietest place in

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plantRead Details

God made man and then

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one restedRead Details

Chaay Ke Pyaale se uthate

Chaay Ke Pyaale se uthate Dhuve me 
Teri Tasveer Nazar Aati Hai
Bus Issee Chakkar Me Roz
Mer Chaay Tandi Ho Jait HaiRead Details

Gita saar -- sms kar

Gita saar -- sms kar aur bhul jaa, reply ki apeksha mat kar. Kiya gaya sms vyarth nahi jata, sabko apne kiye ki report milti hai. Ise sewa samajh aur forward karr.Read Details

I said to my dad

I said to my dad i want to marry her my dad said what unique quality she has i said her spot in her cheek made me mad my dad said so u want to marry her for only a spotRead Details

1 message recieved i nice

1 message recieved i nice person send it, 1 monkey is reading, monkey is smiling now monkey is still reading, monkey will now forward this to another monkeys.Read Details

Only open hearts receive love

Only open hearts receive love only open minds receive wisdom only open hands receive gifts and.. only special people receive sms frm me!!Read Details

"Dil" Mangoge To Dunga, "Dhadkan" Mangoge

"Dil" Mangoge To Dunga,
"Dhadkan" Mangoge To Dunga,
"Zigar" Mangoge To Dunga,
"Jaan" Mangoge To Dunga,
Kyonki In Subki CD Mere Paas HaiRead Details

Good looks catch the eyes

Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You
are blessed with both!
FLATTERED???
Don't Be, it was sent to me, just wanted you to read it.Read Details

Unlike others ur brain is

Unlike others ur brain is a masterpiece, it is divided into 2 parts - left n right.In left nothing is rite and in right nothing is leftRead Details

COUNT the STARS. * * *

COUNT the STARS.
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Gin Liye ..?





Lo ek aur "PAGAL" , jo "DIN" me tare gin raha hai.Read Details

Chand Pe Kali Ghata Chhati

Chand Pe Kali Ghata Chhati To Hogi,
Sitaron Ko Muskurahat Aati To Hogi,
Tum Lakh Chhupao Duniya Se Magar,
Akele Me Tumhe Apni Shakal Pe Hansi Aati To Hogi...
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Kudhi ko kar bulnd itna

Kudhi ko kar bulnd itna ki himalay ki choti par ja pahuche aur kudha tujse puche ki...... AB ghade utrega kese?Read Details

Shehar ki gali mein pan

Shehar ki gali mein pan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya Paro ko paan, khake paan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhaijaan"Read Details

Sharab bani to maikhane bane,

Sharab bani to maikhane bane, husn bana to deewane bane, kuch to hai baat aap me bhi, yun hi to ahi... Pagalkhane bane....Read Details

Chimps escaped from the zoo...

Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message Read Details

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...! Read Details

Kya bindas hava chal rahi

Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai, birdy gaana ga rahe hain, Cow log grass eat rahe hain, shaane log SMS kar rahe hain aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain Read Details

Sharab bani to maikhane bane,

Sharab bani to maikhane bane, husn bana to deewane bane, kuch to hai baat aap me bhi, yun hi to ahi... Pagalkhane bane....Read Details

Shehar ki gali mein pan

Shehar ki gali mein pan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya Paro ko paan, khake paan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhaijaan"Read Details

Kudhi ko kar bulnd itna

Kudhi ko kar bulnd itna ki himalay ki choti par ja pahuche aur kudha tujse puche ki...... AB ghade utrega kese?Read Details

Gandhi ji bhi chale gaye,

Gandhi ji bhi chale gaye, nahru ji bhi chale gaye, bhagat sing bhi nahi rahe, meri bhi aajkal tabiyat kharab rhati hai , Pata nahi is des ka kya hoga?Read Details

What happend if salman khan&

What happend if salman khan& mallika sherawat got married? ANS. they will not have any laundry bills.Read Details

Maine chand se KAHA ,

Maine chand se KAHA , mera pyar kitna hansi hai tune dekha kya? CHAND ne kaha AE chal hat itne uper kuch dikhai deta he kya.Read Details

Sagar jitna cource hai, nadiya

Sagar jitna cource hai, nadiya jitna phad pate hai, balti bhar yad rhata hai, maga bhar lik pate hai, cholu bhar number ate hai, dub ke mar jate hai.Read Details

PATI --- aise jivan se

PATI --- aise jivan se to acha hai ki main mar jau, HEY prbhu muje utha le. PATNI ---- Baghwan inse pahle muje utha le. PATI --- prbhu tu iski sun, main apni arji wapas leta hu.Read Details

Doctor falls in love with

Doctor falls in love with a nurse, he writes a love letteer to the nurse . I LOVE U SISTER.Read Details

Banta sent SMS to santa-

Banta sent SMS to santa- Bhejne wala mahan , padhne wala gadha. sata got angry and replied bhejne wala gadha padhne wala mahan.Read Details

JAB aap haste hai to

JAB aap haste hai to aisa lagta hai ki insan kabhi bandar tha,are aap to gusa ho gaye , Rukiye janab , Rutiye nahin kyonki jab aap gusa hote hai to lagta hai insan aaj bhi bandar hi hai.Read Details