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Mor Morni ko kiss krne

Mor Morni ko kiss krne lga..
Morni use rok ke idhr udhr dekhne lgi,
Mor-kya hua jaanu?
Morni-dekh rhi hu aas pass Discovry wale to nhi h Saale MMS bna dete h...

Sry sry...galti se ye msg

Sry sry...galti se ye msg apko send ho gya h, plz neeche mt dekhna, neeche galat salat likha hua h
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GALAT SALAT :P

हाथी ने चींटी को छेङ दिया

एक हाथी ने रोमांटिक मूड में एक
चींटी को छेङ
दिया…
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हाथी की बीवी के
पास
गई और बोली….
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...पने आवारा शौहर को संभाळ लो
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वर्ना
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मर्द हमारे भी छिछोरे हैं और बाहर
तुम भी निकलती हो..


You Are.. A-B-C-D
Attractive
Beautiful
Cute
Dear E-F-G
Excellent
Funny
Gorgeous H-I-J
Hello,
I'm
Joking! K-L-M
Kaisa Laga Majak.

Chand Ko Gurur Hai KYUki

Chand Ko Gurur Hai KYUki Uske Pas Noor He
So Wat
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Aapko bhi Gurur Hona Chahiye Kyuki
Aapke Pas sMs bhejne Wala KohinOOr Hai......;-)

Dil ney socha aap ko

Dil ney socha aap ko sms karu.
Fir khayaal aaya dil tho paagal hai.
Fir socha dil paagal hai tho kya hua?
Padnewaala koun sa normal hai!

Chuhe ko lagi bili gori

Chuhe ko lagi bili gori gori,
Dono miLne lage chori chori,
Chuha bola chlo khele aankh-micholi,
Billi Chuhe ko khake Boli
Janu sorry

I hate Love story..;)

Ek baar ek hijde ne

Ek baar ek hijde ne powerplus capsule kha liya,
capsul hichki k saath bahar aakar bola--This facility is not available in your system. 

Hardware is not 4 u.

Baari barsi khatan geya c

Baari barsi khatan geya c , 
khatt ke leyandi Goli.. 
Bhangra saj hi gaya Park di 
maa-behen kar gaya kohli...

:-):-D;-)

1 Pinjre mein kuch totey

1 Pinjre mein kuch totey ek Toti ko cheed rahey the...
Jabki dusre pinjre mei ek Tota puja aur dusra tota Namaz padh raha tha,
Maalik ne socha "kitne nek tote hain, inke pinjre me toti ki ijjat safe rhegi."
Usne toti ko nek toton ke pinjre me daal diya.
Jab toti us pinjre me gayi toh puja karne wala tota Namaz padhne wale tote se bola...
"Utho Khan sahab dua qubool ho gayi...Apni Item aa gyi...

Duniya ke 5 muskil kaam.

Duniya ke 5 muskil kaam. 
 1. Murgi ko lipstick lagana. 
2. Hathi ko gooad me bithana. 
3. Cockrach ko pyar karna. 
4. Machar ko kapde pehanana. 
5. "APKO BHUL JANA"

Naag bola Nagin se, Mere gale

Naag bola Nagin se,
Mere gale me tere pyar ka fanda h ,,
Nagin boli Nag se,
Mera khayal chod de beta 
Mera Boyfriend Anaconda h....

Abey"Oye Burai Ki Murat PaaP"Ki Tasvir Bewafai Ki Zinda

Abey"Oye
Burai Ki Murat
PaaP"Ki Tasvir
Bewafai Ki
Zinda Misal
Matlabi Insan
DhoKebaZ
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Aisi
Koi?
Bhi Quality
Tumhare
Me Nhi
He
U r NICE Friend
yaar

Jab dost roothe to rab

Jab dost roothe to rab roothe, 
fir roothe to jag roothe, 
fir roothe to sab roothe 
aur fir roothe to utha chappal 
aur saale ko itna maar jab tak chappel na tute.

U r so"vichitra" I can't

U r so"vichitra" 
I can't draw ur "chitra" But 
I like ur "charitra" 
Ur heart is so "pavitra" 
That is why u r my "mitra" 
Samjhe vichitra charitra wale pavitra mitra

Rich man: Aaj mere pas

Rich man: Aaj mere pas 14 cars,18 bikes,4 bunglow,3 farmhouse hai,TUMARE ps kya hai,
POOR man- Mere pas Beta hai,
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Jiski Girl Friend
teri beti hai.

Doctor ki shadi kuch is

Doctor ki shadi kuch is tarah se honi chahie ki doctr ki shadi lage.
Baarat ambulance me jaye,
shadi hospital me ho.. Photo ki jagah X-ray liya jaye or 
khane me vitamin c ki goli di jaye,
Mehmano ko chai ya cold drink k jagah glucose n ORS diya jaye.
Dulhe k gale me haar ki jagah Stethscop lagaya jaye Aur,
majaa to tb aye jb Dr. Shadi k baad bole NEXT PLZ....!

()"()( ',' ) "" Hey

()"()( ',' ) "" 
Hey you!
Yes you...
The cute one holding this phone! 
Just wanted to say...
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I'm cuter than u !
Ha ha ha :>D :>D

महेशः यह AUTOMATICALLY क्या होता

महेशः यह AUTOMATICALLY क्या होता है ? 
नरेश: ओए तुझे यह भी नहीं पता! जब ऑटो में गंजी लड़की जा रही हो तो उसे ऑटो-में-टकली कहते हैं।

1 Pinjare me kuch totey

1 Pinjare me kuch totey ek Maina ko Ched rahe they..

Jabki dusre pinjare mein ek tota Puja aur dusra Namaj Padh raha tha ..

Maalik ne socha 

Kitne nek tote hai inke pinjare me maina safe rahegi...

usne maina ko un nek toto kr pinjare me dal diya 

Jaise hi pinjare me maina ko dala ..

puja karne wale tote ne dekha aur kaha 

utho khan sab "DUAA QABUL hO GAYI"

Dadaji- Teri Teacher ghar aa

Dadaji- Teri Teacher ghar aa rahi hai
Ja chhup ja..

Potaa- pehle aap chupp jao,

Aap ki maut ka bahana bana kar
2 hafto se chhutti le rakhi hai maine.

एक मकान मालिक नए किरायेदार

एक मकान मालिक नए किरायेदार को मकान दिखा रहा था.

मकान मालिक -  इसका किराया 700 रुपए होगा.

किरायेदार - ठीक है, लेकिन आपके मकान में तो चूहे नाच रहे हैं !

मकान मालिक -  तो 700 रुपए में क्या शीला का नाच देखना चाहते हो ... ?

I know 11 things about

I know 11 things about you.
1) You are reading this.
2) You are human
3) You cant say the letter ''P'' without not separating your lips.
4) You just try.
..................................................... 6) You click to " See more."
7) You're laughing about yourself.
8) You still have a stupid smile on your face and you skip point (5)
9) You check whether there was a (5)
10) You laugh at this
11) You are going to enter to mindcircus and put I like it!

एक लड़का पार्क के एक

एक लड़का पार्क के एक कोने में अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ बैठा हुआ था। एक बुजुर्ग उधर से गुजरे। 
कपल को देखकर वह बोले,बेटा , क्या यही हमारी संस्कृति है ? लड़का बोला ,जी नहीं, यह पड़ोस के मोहल्ले की निष्ठा है।

Chor ki biwi shohar se:

Chor ki biwi shohar se: Ghar ka rashan khatam ho gaya hai jaldi se le ke aayiye.
Chor: Le aaouga aisi b kya jaldi he zara dukan to band hone do.

One day a star said

One day a star said to me : Mhy do u message your friends who don't miss you and message you?


I looked Up and said: Beta apna kaam kar ...


Star Ban,


Star Plus ki Bahu mat ban :-) :-)

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