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Heart melting love story: Boy: I

Heart melting love story:
Boy: I can't marry u.
My family is totally against it.
Girl: Who r they 2 stop u?
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.

This is ultimate Yamraj to Santa:

This is ultimate
Yamraj to Santa: Tumhari koi
aakhri khwaish hai !!
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Santa -I want to see Manmohan Singh speaking to Salman Khans wife at Narendra Modis wedding.
Yamraj fainted....!!!

After Divorce of Hrithik Roshan

After Divorce of Hrithik Roshan and Suzne Khan

The girls looking forward Rs.400 Crore,


We pray she got groom as Patraka Popat Lal

Ek chhota sa par bahut

Ek chhota sa par bahut hi khatarnaak vichaar,
Jo na jane kitne ladko ki zindagi barbad kr deta h

Bhai wo tujhe dekh rahi thi

In hospital ICU patients died

In hospital ICU patients died in d same bed every Sunday between 10 to 11 am
Doctors thought it is something super natural
Worldwide Expert team was formed to investigate d cause
Next sunday, at 10 AM, all doctors & nurses stood around that bed & waiting to see what it was...???
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Then suddenly
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Gangubai (Part time Sunday sweeper) 😎 entered d ICU, unplugged the Life Support system of that bed & plugged her Mobile Charger

Hassi rok kr dikhao............... Neel apni

Hassi rok kr dikhao...............

Neel apni gf k ghar dinner par gaya, uska pet kharab tha us din.


Puri family dining tabel par aa k baith gayi, gf ne puri family se neel ko introduce karaya aur table par shaandar dinner rakha dekh neel k muh mein pani aa gaya.

GF's father:- hello beta neel, how are you?
Neel:- m good uncle, aap sab kaise hai? Aap logo ne mera itna khayal rakha aur itna warm welcome kiya iske liye thanks a ton.

Achanak neel k pet mein gud-gud shuru ho gayi and he Farted "Poooooooo...." 

Saare logo ne neel ki taraf dekha Aur uske baad neel k paas baithe huye GF k dog Tommy ki taraf dekha.

GF's father:- "Tommy...ye kya hai?? Chalo bhago yaha se." Tommy wahi baitha raha.
Neel ne socha chalo achchha hua kisi ko pata nahi chala aur ilzam Tommy pe lag gaya. 

2 min baad again neel "poooooo...."

Gf's father gusse mein:- Tommy... Get out, bhago yaha se... Neel fir se bahut khush hua.

Gf:- Sorry Neel, ye kutta bhi na... Tommy bhago chalo jao, hato neel k paas se..

Thodi der baad fir se neel k stomach ne saath chhod diya aur ab ki baar ka poooo kuchh zyada hi tez aawaz se nikla... "POOOOOOOOOOOOO......"
GF's father:- Tommy haramkhor!!! jab wo tere upar tatti kr dega tab hatega kya waha se kameene..??"

इस से ज़्यादा दहशतगर्दी

मेरे प्यारे, 
	...गर आप मुस्करा रहे हो तो थोडी मुस्कुराहट भेज दो।
	...गर आप सो रहे हैं तो ...पने ख्वाब भेज दो।
	...गर आप रो रहे हैं तो ...पने आंसू भेज दो। 
तभी जवाब आया। 
	प्यारे,  मैं टायलेट में हूं बोलो क्या भेजूं?
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दहशतगर्दी इस से ज़्यादा ...ब और क्या होगी ग़ालिब . . . . 
संडास के लोटे में कोई दरिंदा लाल मिर्च डाल गया!!

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पैसा बिस्तर दे सकता है...नींद नहीं..
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पैसा भोजन दे सकता है...भूख नहीं..
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पैसा ...च्छे कपडे दे सकता है..सुंदरता नहीं..
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पैसा ऐशो आराम के साधन दे सकता है..सुकून नहीं..
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इसलिए आप सभी ...पना ...पना पैसा मेरे नाम ट्रांस्फर करके संन्यास ले लें..

Suppose that, Play Card (Taash)

Suppose that, Play Card (Taash) games included in Commonwealth Games
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So the 8-10 Medal may be won by the "Haryana Buddhe"

Kya apki life bahot boring

Kya apki life bahot boring h?

agar haan to type kijiye 

I love U (space) (girlfriend ka naam) aur send kare apni biwi ko.


kasam se life me hungama mach jayega...

एक बाबा किसी महफ़िल में

एक बाबा किसी महफ़िल में गए। वहां सब उनका मजाक उड़ाने लगे।

बाबा ने कहा , " देखो हम फ़क़ीर लोग हैं , हमारा मज़ाक न उड़ाए। 
लोग खूब हंसे। 

अचानक उन सबको दिखना बंद हो गया। यानि वे अंधे हो गए। 
वो सब बाबा के कदमों में गिर गए ; " बोले बाबा जी हमें माफ़ कर दो।" 

...बाबा जी ने जूता उतारा और सबके एक-एक मारा और बोले ;

" कमीनों लाइट चली गई, कोई जेनरेटर ऑन करो मुझे भी दिखाई नहीं दे रहा है। "

कलियुगी मंत्र... कराग्रे

कलियुगी मंत्र...   

कराग्रे वसते एंड्रोइड करमध्ये वोट्सएप l 
करमूले तु फ़ेसबुकम प्रभाते मोबाइल दर्शनम ll  



कलियुगी प्रार्थना.....   

3G शक्ति हमें देना DATA, 
Cell का Signal कमजोर हो ना... 
हम रहे Range में हर कदम पे,
भूल कर भी हम Offline हो ना..

एक 'अँधा आर्मी में भर्ती

एक 'अँधा आर्मी में भर्ती होने के लिए  गया।

मेज़र:-  'मैं तुम्हे किस काम के लिए रखूं?

अँधा:-  'सिर्फ अंधाधुंध फायरिंग के लिए।

Small joke about you :

Small joke about you : -

Think you are sitting in front of computer, 
what computer will think...??
Do you know...??
Intel inside mental outside...ha..ha..ha... 


Wait don't laugh, joke is not over...

You are standing in front of fridge

...What fridge will think...
Do you know...??

Cool inside fool outside ..... wait one more for u: 

Think you are standing outside race course...
What race course will think...

Do you know...??
Ghoda inside  Gadha outside...

Now laugh...

you are using Whatsapp,
what will Whatsapp think
Jokes inside, joker outside

kya aapke toothpaste mein namak

kya aapke toothpaste mein namak hai?? 

2013-  kya aapke toothpaste mein namak or nimbu hai?? 

2016- kya aapke toothpaste mein namak, nimbu or chatmasala hai??? . . . 

2020- Colgate Dal fry special, 
Colgate butter masala, 
Colgate lemon tea flavor, 
Colgate mix veg, 
Spicy Colgate, 
Colgate butter chicken flavour.... . . . . . 




2021- kya aapke muh mein dant hain?? 


.. NAHI!!! 

To le aaiye ready made Colgate teeth.

Please pray for my neighbour's

Please pray for my neighbour's wife ...
We are on our way to the hospital now.
She swallowed a Memory Card (8GB) and she is singing all the songs on it.
We don't know what will happen when she gets to the videos folder....

Ek black african girl ko

Ek black african girl ko god ne pankh de diye 

Wo khushi se boli WoW God kya ab mE pari ban gayi hoon!

God nhi pagli tu ab chamgadad ban gayi hai

Seeing a Lizard on ur

Seeing a Lizard on ur bed is not the actual problem..!! 

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..The Real Problem Starts When It Disappears..!!! Saali gayi kahan..?

Teacher -नाड़े ko english में

Teacher -नाड़े ko english में kya kehte hai...???
.... Santa - P.H.D.. Teacher -kya....???.. 

Santa -Pyjaama Holding Device.

... Teacher behosh..!!........

FRIEND is- Asian Paints =

FRIEND is- Asian Paints = जो दुनिया बदल दे...
GIRLFRIEND is- Everest Masala = जो टेस्ट में बेस्ट...
WIFE is-- Mosquito Coil = जो कोने-कोने से ढूंढ के मारे !

Men will be Men. Girls becomes

Men will be Men.
Girls becomes Aunties.

One Family came to see

One Family came to see a Boy (groom)

During going back bride's family told that sorry we dont like this boy.

Father of the Boy, Even we dont like him but where to throw.

Customer Care It happened in

Customer Care 

It happened in jamalpur ludhiana 30 days back
Ek ladke ki girlfriend ka birthday tha
Vo city se bahar tha isliye usne uske liye 24 gulab ke phool book kar diye
Usne apni gf ko phone per kaha....
mene tumhare liye utne hi rose ke flowers bheje h jitne years ki tum aaj ho gayi ho...😗

Udhr phoolwale ne socha - in bhai sahab ne pehli bar meri shop se order kiya h 10 phool jyada dunga to agli bar bhi yahi aayenge. ....and usne 24 ki jagah 34 flowers bhijwa diye
ladka BECHARA aaj tak nhi samajh paya ki akhir uska breakup kyu hua

Girl: you know today is

Girl: you know today is my heart surgery.
Boy: yes I know.
Girl: I love you.
Boy: I love you too baby.
After surgery she wakes up and sees only her father.
Girl: where is he?
Father: you don't know who gave you the heart???
Girl: what??? (Starts crying)
Father: arrey mazak kar raha hu... WO poty karney gaya hai...
Jaruri nahi har jagah emotions ho... Kabhi kabhi loose motions bhi hotey hai...

भाई को भाई से जुदा

भाई को भाई से जुदा कर देती है "GF"
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माँ को जुदा कर देती है बेटे से "GF"
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बीवी और पति के बीच में झगडा पैदा कर देती है
"GF"
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इंसान को दुनिया से जुदा कर देती है "GF"
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छोटी सी बात पे झगडा पैदा कर देती है "GF"
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"GF" मतलब "Galat Fahmi" जो आपको हुई है
अभी अभी
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बेचारी Girl Friend तो मासूम होती है...!!

Sakht garmi ka time tha Ek

Sakht garmi ka time tha

Ek buzurg (old man) Amrood  bech raha tha,

1 aap jaisa Shararti Ladka aaya or poocha:Chacha G, Amrood mein KEEDE to nahi?

Buzurg (old man) ne bohot pyaara or relax karne wala jawab dia k :Beta ye Amrood hai, 

teri G.....D nahi...

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