A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:

Dear Google, Please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start Guessing & Suggesting...

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Sir : - Paani me rehne wale, 5 jaanwar ke
naam batao ?
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Student :- Mendak
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Sir : - 4 or batao
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Student :- Mendak ki mummy , Uske papa ,
uska bhai &
Uski item ......

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Ek baar pappu k saamne sher aa gaya…

usne upar dekhte huye kaha:
“bhagwan, main to mar gaya”

Us din bhagwaan ji bhi mast mood mein the,

Upar se awaaz aayi:
“ek patthar utha, aur sher k sarpe maar de”,

Pappu ne patthar uthaya aur sher ke sar per maar diya,

Phir upar se awaaz aayi :
“Beta, mara to tu ab hai”

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Ek baat bolni thi
plzz dnt mind






















but
Jab se naya saal (2013) shuru hua hai tab se AAP keh rahe hain, ki ye
(do hazaar tera hai)
(do hazaar tera hai) !
To mere 2000 mujhe de kar
Hisab khatam karo na yaar.

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What Kapil Sharma Says..

Aur Koi Bhai Bandhu Jo,
Koi Sawaal Puchna Chahta Ho" ?

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What He Actually Means

"Aur Koi Bhai Bandhu Jo Apni Bezzati Karwaana Chahta Ho"... ?

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