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लड़कियाँ दिन भर में अपनी 100 फोटो खिचेंगी..
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उनमें से 99 डिलीट करेंगी..
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और बचा हुआ एक फोटो अपलोड करके कहेंगी- "ऐसे हीं बैठी थी किसी ने क्लिक कर दी"
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Helpdesk guy speaking to a lady user...

Helpdesk: double click on "my computer".
Lady: i can't see your computer...

Helpdesk: No... click on "my computer" on your computer.
Lady: How the hell can i click on your computer from my computer??

Helpdesk loudly: there is an icon labelled "My computer" on your computer. double click on it...

Lady: what the hell is ur computer doing on my computer ?!!!
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Ladki : - Iss Mirror ki kya Keemat hai ?
SHOPKEEPER :- Rs. 1000 ............... .
Ladki :- ohh.. bahut mehnga hai ............
kya isme koi khas baat hai ............
SHOPKEEPER : - Aap isko 100 Floor se niche girao ,
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ye mirror 99 floor tak nai tutega ..........

Ladki :- Wow.. PACK kardo bhaiya
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Universal Truth :

There are only two persons exist in the world whom women listens

First is : Tailor
and
Second is : Photographer

otherwise she do not listen anyone, even her father.
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Girl 1 : Yar ya Ladke Aapas main
kitni Gandi
Baatain karte hain..
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Girl 2 : Kitni Gandi ??.
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Girl 3 : Aray Jitni Hum Aapas main karte hain.
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Girl 2 : Haye Bhagwan Itni
Gandi... Ladke sach mai kamine hote hai..
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