mera mobile Maa ke paas rehta hai

Girl: mera mobile Maa ke paas rehta hai...
Boy: Agar pakdi gayi toh Darling???
Girl: Tumhara number 'Battery Low' naam se save hai,
Jab bhi tumhara call aata hai, Maa kehti hai lo Charge karlo.Read Details

Never ask a woman, "What's

Never ask a woman, "What's wrong?" 
Just assume its you.Read Details

I am the girl who ...

I am the girl who

...  you call when everything goes wrong 
...  you  come to for advice 
...  you tell everything to 
...  wanted you 
...  needed you 
...  had all that I wanted at one time 
...  let you go 
...  let you go again 
...  your parents love 
...  has dreams that seem impossible 
...  will seek my dreams 
...  cheers for the losers 
...  believes anything is possible 
...  has confidence in your decisions 
...  will be saying go for it 
...  wants to give up but wont 
...  has answers for everything 
...  is your best friend 
...  will leave someday 
...  will say goodbye with tears in my eyes 
...  you will call when everything has went wrong ...

I am the girl who’s heart is breakingRead Details

Dear guys... A girl is like

Dear guys...

A girl is like a doll.

You can dress her,

undress her,

play her & use her

but remember,

a REAL MAN doesn't play with dollsb29;Read Details

Meri Har Ek Dhadkan Aap

Meri Har Ek Dhadkan Aap Ke Liye Hai
Meri Har Ek Muskurahat Aap Ke Liye Hai
Aap Ke Ada Mere Dil Ko Churane Ke Liye Hai
Ab Toh Meri Yeh  Zindagi Bhi Aap Ke Liye hai…Read Details

7 complicated facts about Incredible

7 complicated facts about Incredible girls !

1: They believe in saving.
2: Still they go out & buy expensive clothes.
3: Always buy expensive clothes, but never have anything to wear.
4: Never have anything to wear, but always dressed beautifully.
5: Always dressed beautifully, but never satisfied.
6: Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment them.
7: Expect men to compliment, but don't believe them if they did.Read Details

Girl friend & Bluetooth dono

Girl friend & Bluetooth dono ek jaise hote
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Paas hone pe connect rehte
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Aur door hone pe "new device found....Read Details

LADKI Aur SMS mein kya

LADKI Aur SMS mein kya Similarity Hai.. ??
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Jab Tak UPER Se NEECHE Tak Pura DEKH Na Lo CHAIN Nahi Milta...:p :O :D :DRead Details

Dedicated to all GIRLS ... Why

Dedicated to all GIRLS ...
Why girls get married and go 2 a STRANGERS home ..??
BCoz ..
they r blessed ANGLES of d Almighty,
After filling their own home wid COLORS of Happiness, they GO away 2 color others HOME ..!!!Read Details

Girls r loved widout any

Girls r loved widout any special reason:
Her laughters spread like a music in the house,
When she speaks, she speaks widout a break and everyone says "Chup bhi kr ab" ;)
But
When she is silent:
Mother says "tabiyat to thik hai?",
Father says "aj ghar chup chup kyu hai?",
Brother says "naraz ho kya?"
She is the real non-stop music.
Dedicated to emotional, cute, pretty, sweet and sincere girls....Read Details

A foolish man tells a

A foolish man tells a Girl to stop talking, 
but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.Read Details

Pappu: What is the fastest

Pappu: What is the fastest means of communication ?
Teeloo: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
Teeloo: For immediate results, tell her not to tell anyone.Read Details

Little Girl want 2 A

Little Girl want 2 A Shop Jab m
Badi ho jaungi mujse shadi kroge 
Shopkeeper Smilng ha kar lunga,
Little Girl To apni hone wali wife ko 1
Choclate b nhi doge,Read Details

Pee lenge tumhare har ek

Pee lenge tumhare har ek aansu ko,
kabhi apni mefhil m baitha kr to dekho,
Bhabhi kahoge tum apni girlfriend ko,
kabhi hmse mila kr to dekhoRead Details

IMAGINE LIFE WITHOUT GIRL -- "market

IMAGINE LIFE WITHOUT GIRL --

"market silent,
streets empty,
mobile companies at loss,
no flowers,
no candle,
no perfumes

all boys straight to heaven.Read Details

jab jab yad tumhari aati

jab jab yad tumhari aati hai to kya karu kya na karu yahi bat mere maan me aati hai fir bad me samj me aati hai yaad hi to aa rahi hai to yaad karte raho.......... 9887367706 Read Details

Happy good Morning..............................Girl's,.............

Happy good Morning..............................Girl's,.............Read Details

Girls----------------------------------------- ------- -----are like apples------------------- --------on trees.

Girls-----------------------------------------
------- -----are like apples-------------------
--------on trees. The best ones--------------
------are at the top of the tree.--------------
----The boys dont want to reach-------------
---for the good ones because they -----------
-are afraid of falling and getting hurt.----------
Instead, they just get the rotten apples-------
---from the ground that aren't as good,-------
but easy. So the apples at the top think-------
-something is wrong with them, when in--------
--reality, they're amazing. They just-----------
---have to wait for the right boy to------------
----- come along, the one who's---------------
----------- brave enough to-------------------
-----------------climb all----------------------
----------------- the way---------------------
-----------------to the top--------------------
---------------- of the tree.-------------------Read Details

Share this message for every girl and women

Dedicated to all girls !

Agar me moti hu, toh i am fat..
😒
😒
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Agar me slim hu toh I am flat..
😣
😣
😣

Agar me makeup karu toh I am fake..
😰
😰
😰

Agar me na karu toh I am behen ji..😕😕😕
Agar me pretty dresses pehnu to I am show
off..
😰
😰
😰
😰
😰

Agar me na pehnu to I m villager..
Agar me kahu k me kya sochti hu toh I m bad..
😣
😣
😣

Agar me kuch na bolu toh I have attitude
problem..🙈🙈🙈🙈
Agar me roti hu toh I m drama queen..
Agar me nhi roti toh I m emotionless..
😔
😔
😔
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Agar boys mere frends he toh I m
characterless..
😁
😁
😁
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Agar nhi he toh narrow thinking..

Agar me khud k liye khadi hu toh I m
oversmart..
Agar me nhi khadi hu toh I m dumb...

Friends, duniya har condition me girls ko galat
hi smjti he, 😣😣😣😣
so do hell with this virtual world
and  
enjoy ur life like a real girl

"Share this message for every girl and
women"

Uske hone se kisi ko fark nhi padta !
but
uske na hone se there is no taste in life! 😊😊
Respect girls👭...Read Details

‘‘अर्ध सत्य तुम, अर्ध स्वप्न

‘‘अर्ध सत्य तुम, अर्ध स्वप्न तुम, अर्ध निराशा आशा, 
अर्ध अजित जित, अर्ध तृप्ति तुम, अर्ध अतृप्ति पिपासा, 
आधी काया आग तुम्हारी, आधी काया पानी, 
अर्धांगिनी नारी ! तुम जीवन की आधी परिभाषा ! ’’
आज अन्तर्राष्ट्रीय महिला दिवस पर शुभकामनाएं। 

Happy Womens Day - 8th March

Kamlesh Sharma - PRO, BanswaraRead Details