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CHEMISTRY OF GIRLS
SYMBOL MISS
ATOMIC WEIGHT HIGHLY VARIABLE
ATOMIC NUMBER 420
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1 BOILS VERY RAPIDLY
2 FREEZE VERY QUICKLY
3 MELTS QUICKLY ON RECEIVING GIFTS
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1 VERY ACTIVE AND HIGHLY REACTIVE
2 POSSES GREAT AFFINITY FOR GOLD, SILVER & OTHER COSTLY ITEMS
3 VIOLENT REACTIONS IF MADE TO WAIT & LEFT ALONE
4 TURNS RED WHEN PLACED BESIDES BETTER LOOKING SPECIMEN OF
SAME SPECIES
OTHER PROPERTIES
1 STAINED OR OVER-STAINED WITH POWDER, LIPSTICK & ALL OTHER
COSMETICS
2 NEVER AGES BEYOND SWEET 16
3 CRIES INSTANTANEOUSLY
USES
1 A FAST MEDIUM OF SPREADING TOP SECRETS
2 BEST INCOME OR POCKET MONEY REDUCING AGENT
CAUTION
1 HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE
2 HANDLE WITH CARE & AT UR OWN RISK
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