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तुम्हारी पिचकारी

कृपया होली वाले दिन इनका वही मतलब निकालना जो बचपन में समझते थे| 

- मैं गीली हो गयी हूँ| 
- और कहीं भी डालो बस मुंह पे मत डालना| 
- कपड़े मत फाड़ो, मैं डलवा रही हूँ न| 
- अच्छा बाबा लो डाल लो| -
- एक-एक करके डालो यार|
- तेल लगा कर आना नहीं तो जायेगा नहीं| 
- यार मेरे गुब्बारे में छेद है| 
- मेरे गुब्बारे मत छेड़ो| 
- तुम मेरी पिचकारी पकड़ो मैं तुम्हारे गुब्बारों में हवा भरता हूँ | 
- तुम्हारी पिचकारी किसी काम की नहीं है| 

अग्रिम होली की प्रारम्भिक शुभ कामनाएं|...!Read Details

A t-shirt in Indian homes

A t-shirt in Indian homes is first used 
as party wear followed by night wear to holi wear and finally as a poocha. 

Paisa wasool.

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stream of water from

Dear beloved person, when you assaulted me with a stream of water from a liquid projectile launcher, an ostensibly normal and balanced female became alcoholic
When you wore denim and oscillated your pelvic girdle in one direction, the adjoining resident's sister-in-law began showing symptoms of an obsession-driven psychological disorder

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बलम पिचकारी जो तूने मुझे मारी
तो सीधी साधी छोरी शराबी हो गयी
जींस पहेनके जो तूने मारा ठुमका
तो लट्टू पड़ोसन भी भाभी हो गयी
Happy Holi  in Advance..!Read Details

Tandoori stuffed parathas, hot samosas,

Tandoori stuffed parathas, hot samosas, gol jalebis n chilled beers n breezers with loud music and natural colors on this Holi at YOUR Home with me !!!

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Teacher: Always use eco-friendly colors

Teacher: Always use eco-friendly colors on Holi.
Sunny Leone: and eco-friendly pichkari, balam-pichkari.

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Dekho Ji.! Saaf kehna Sukhi Rehna! Abhi

Dekho Ji.!
Saaf kehna Sukhi Rehna!
Abhi Msg Kar Diye He,
Q ki kal 1 rupya Katega 
WISH U VERY
@HAPPY HOLI@
Tyohar Apni Jagah he,
aur Bill Apni Jagah.
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Wish u all a very

Wish u all a very HAPPY DIWALI,
Enjoy diwali with colors and crackers,
Please dont drink BHAANG
Maine bhi nahi pee hai ;)
Aap bhi mat peena
...Take care
& once again
wish u all MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Aaz is azadi ke awasar

Aaz is azadi ke awasar par hame ye rakhi ka tyohar acche se manana chahiye aur gharon me deepak jalane chahiye kyonki aaj hi ke din gandhiji ne ravan ko maar kar amerika ko aazad karaya tha, Isliye aap sabhi ko ek baar phir janamdin ki shubhkamnaye. Hota hai hota hai anyway Wish u all a very colourful holi!Read Details

आपने दिल का हाल बताना

आपने दिल का हाल बताना छोड़ दिया,
हमने भी गहराई में जाना छोड़ दिया.
होली से पहले ही आपने
सुबह नहाना छोड़ दिया?Read Details

Happy Holi Sa !!! "Me ja

Happy Holi Sa !!!

"Me ja ja jovu hu,
Mane tharo chahero dikhe hai,
Ii thaaro kusur koni,
Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai !!!"

Sabhi Pushkarna Parivar ko Bhagirath Vyas parivaar, Khamgaon ki aur se Holi ki Shubhkamnaye!!!

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Me janha janha jata hoon, Mujhe

Me janha janha jata hoon,
Mujhe tera hi chahera dikhta hai,

are nahi, Nahi isme tumahra koi kusur nahi,
Salo sab chahero aaj rangile hai,

Holi Mubarak!Read Details

Aapne dil ka haal batana

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya.

ye kya?
Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?Read Details

: JOB in Airtel send

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Bura Na mano Holi HaiRead Details