Man in my life ...
Never appreciates my any work ..
never says well done ...
excellent food ...
or regarding any other activity I do at home... in business or in social life.. ( he is not that romantic and dramatical like me )
but the only word he always teach n remind me is "U are different" so that behave or react like others !!!
He never allows me " tit for tat" never allows to behave wrong with anybody...
I really mean it .. ANYBODY .. no matter what they have done with me or him.
I always use to say... Hitlar... But he make me feel proud always... by correcting me...
and reminding me my originality... always supportive...
whatever I want to do...
the only answer from him is YES... and the only attitude from him is...
I can do allRead Details
You can win the whole world but cannot defeat your wife/girl friend with any logic,any argument,any reasoning.(Secret Mantra) Concede your defeat and you win her heartRead Details
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements
So what's so hard about that?
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:
It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. never forget
*arrangements she makes
Men are in big trouble.Read Details
Why Do husbands Need wife in their
Coz she will never leave you alone when you're sad..
Will ask u to leave your bad habits everyday,every time..
Will fight with you on small matters but won't keep the anger for long.. .
Will make you money-wise..
Will say, "don't worry",even if there's lot to worry or nothing to worry..
Will make you punctual..
Will talk to you 15 times a day to know what you're doing..
You might feel bugged at times but truth is that you can't do anything without her...
As wifes are special gift of God to husbands,
realize their worth and take care of them... !!!!Read Details
A man once asked his father,
Father, how will I ever find the right woman"
His father replied
"Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."Read Details
Wife: I love you baby..
Husband: (softly) i love you too..
Wife: Aise kyun bola..??
Husband: Bas thoda mood off tha..
Wife: Doston ke saath to bade khush rehte ho, aur mere saath hi drame..
Husband: (pyar se) Aisa kuch nahi jaanu, tabiyat thodi theek nahi hai..
Wife: Haan abhi dost phone karega to 2 sec me tabiyat theek ho jayegi..
Husband: Dost kahan se aa gaye, mera mood thoda upset hai bas..
Wife: Mere saath hi ye sab hota hai, friends ke saath enjoy karte ho, badi has has k pictures click karwate ho. Ya koi aur
ladki pasand aa gayi..??
Husband: (aur jyada pyar se) arrey, kahan se kahan baat le jaa rahi ho..?
Wife: Aaj sab clear hoga!!
Husband: Kya clear karna hai jaanu, aisa kya ho gaya..??
Wife: (khud confused) Jab tum khud clear nahi, tumhe kuch pata nahi to me kya bolun..!!
Husband: (trying to act smart) Tumhe hua kya hai!! kis baat pe upset ho?? Batao!!
Wife: Tumhari sangat hi kharab hai!!
Husband: Mere saath to tum ho!!
Wife: Ab bohot ho gaya, ab aur nahi!!
Husband: (fully crashed) Hua kya hai, ye to bata do..
Wife: Hum ab saath nahi reh sakte?..
Husband: Ye baat kahan se aayi?..
Wife: i want Divorce..
Husband: Hmmmm ok?..
Wife: (gone crazy) Haan, yehi chahte ho tum to, fir tum jo marzi kar sako..
Husband: Arrey tumne khudne bola abhi, maine kya galat kaha..
Wife: Itni problem thi to bola kyun nahi, me khud bina bole chali jaati tumhari life se..
Husband: (apne baal pakad kar) Mujhe meri galti to bata do..
Wife: Waqt aane pe pata chalegi tumhe apne aap, jab me chali jaungi..
Husband: Acha, to me wait karta hoon sahi waqt ka..
Wife: Tum serious kab hoge..??
Husband: Ab kya hospital me admit ho jaun serious hone k liye?..
Wife: Go to hell..!!
Husband: Dont call me again?..
AFTER 3 HOURS..
Wife: Tumhe pata hai na me tumhare bina nahi reh sakti jaanu, sorry i love you my baby..
Husband: (Sab bhool kar) Acha, i love you tooo
Wife: upset kyun lag rahe ho?..............Read Details
Why Do husbands Need wife in
Coz she will never leave you alone
when you're sad..
Will ask u to leave your bad habits
Will fight with you on small
matters but won't keep the anger
for long.. .
Will make you money-wise..
Will say, "don't worry",even if
there's lot to worry or nothing to
Will make you punctual..
Will talk to you 15 times a day to
know what you're doing..
You might feel bugged at times
but truth is that you can't do
anything without her...
As wives are special gift of God to
realize their worth and take care
of them... !!!!Read Details
My Wife, My Life ..
The most supportive, sensitive, emotional, careful person to ALL, I am blessed with Almighty.. Love and respect to my LADY.. Thanks for my life.. Stay blessed ..Read Details
Most husbands on the phone with their wives..Read Details
Women are like fruits ....
Every women has her own unique taste and color ....
The problem is with the men ....
They seem to love "Fruit Salad" :Read Details
Loyalty Test :
Wife buys a Dozen underwear of same Color for Husband
Husbnd- Why Same Color? People will think I Never Change Underwear
Wife- Whch people?Read Details
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life…!!
Why? Very simple.
A woman does not have a wife..!!!