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Give surprise to dad

Innocent Kid : Mummy mujhe 1 Bhai Chahiye ...!!!

Mummy : Beta Dad USA mein hai, Jaise hi Woh Ayenge hum Baat karenge Unse....

Kid - Aap Unhe Surprise bhi toh de Sakte hoRead Details

A Student who got 0%

A Student who got 0% Marks, was surprised  because his all answers were seemingly correct!
Do you feel that he was wrongly penalised??

Q.1- In which battle did Tipu Sultan Die ?..    
Ans.- In his Last Battle..    

Q.2- Where was the Declaration of  Independence Signed?    
Ans.- At the Bottom of the Page..    

Q.3- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?..  
Ans.- Marriage..    

Q.4- Ganga Flows in which State ?..  
Ans.- Liquid State..    

Q.5- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?.    
Ans.- On His Birthday.    

Q.6- How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?..    
Ans.- By Mango Shake..!!    

Q.7-where do maximum ice fall noticed in India...???..
Awesome Reply By Student:- .."In wine GlassRead Details

Aaj k shaitan bacche: Principal:

Aaj k shaitan bacche: Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? 
Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo. ;

 Lazyness rocks: : : : : : : :  : : : : : : :  
Teacher: What is your mother’s name? 
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha, Bas..  pyar se MAA kehta hu ..: : : : : 

:   Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya. 

Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna:


Dukandar se Chota Baccha: Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai...
Dukandar: Haan hai... 
Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu. 


Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya? 
Papa- Bilkul marte the 
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi... 

A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book:  "Dear Maths! Please Grow Up & Start Solving Your Problems Yourself.. I Have My 0wn Problems!" :):):):-)

Let's us start our day with laugh....  :
Father:- agar iss bar tum exam mein fail hue to mujhe papa mat kehna...:
After exam   Father how is ur result?
Son: dimag khrab mat kar Dharampal... tu baap ka haq kho chuka hai...Read Details

Bacha : Ammi 10 rupay hain? Ammi

Bacha : Ammi 10 rupay
hain?
Ammi : Apne abbu se
lelo...
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Bacha : Abbu 10 rupay
do
Abbu : Apne chachu se
lelo...
. Bacha : Chachu plz
mujhe 10 rupay
dedo
Chachu : Beta khule nahi
hain
chachi se lelo...
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. Bacha : Chachi aapke
paas 10 rupay hain
Chachi : Haan hain beta !
Du kya?
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Bacha:Nahi Apni Qabar
me le jana
Saaalo..
"Kulfi Wala" to chala bhi
gaya...Read Details

आज कल के बच्चे। Buzurg: Beta

आज कल के बच्चे।

Buzurg: Beta kaise ho??.
Boy: Uncle theek hu,.

Buzurg: Padhai kaisi chal rahi hai??
Boy: Bilkul aapki zindagi ki tarah..
Buzurg: Matlab??.
Boy: Bhagwan ke bharose ...Read Details

1 Bacha School Ka Kaam

1 Bacha School Ka Kaam Kar Raha Tha Ki Uski Pencil Zameen Pe Gir Gayi, Usne Seenay Pe Hath Rakh Ke Utha Li,Phr Uski Ruber Giri Usnay Seenay Pe Hath Rakh Ke Utha Li,

Uski Maa Ne Kha K Tum Seenay Pe Hath Rakh K Cheezen Q Uthate Ho??
Bacha Bola: Hamari Miss B Aise Uthati Hain,
Maa: Beta Unko Aise Uthane Do Lekin Tum Aise Na Kia Karo.
Bacha: Nahi Maa 1 Dafa Unhone Hath Nahi Rakha Tha To Unke fefde bahar aa gye theRead Details

A kids answered all the

A kids answered all the question, even he his failed..
Why?


एक बच्चे ने सारे सवालों के जवाब दिए फिर भी मौखिक परीक्षा में फेल हो गया....
क्यों ?

सवाल के जवाब कुछ इस तरह थे..

सवाल: - टीपू सुल्तान की मृत्यु किस युद्ध में हुई थी ?
जवाब: - उसके आखिरी युद्ध में.

सवाल - आजादी की उद्घोषणा की गई थी ?
जवाब - पन्ने के आखिर में सबसे नीचे.

सवाल - तलाक का प्रमुख कारण क्या है ?
जवाब - शादी.

सवाल - गंगा किस स्टेट में बहती है ?
जवाब - लिक्विड स्टेट.

सवाल - महात्मा गांधी का जन्म कब हुआ था ?
जवाब - उनके जन्मदिन के दिन्.

सवाल - 6 लोगों के बीच 8 आम को तुम कैसे बांटोगे ?
जवाब - मैंगो शेक बनाकर.

सवाल - भारत में पूरे साल सबसे ज्यादा बर्फ कहां गिरती है ?
जवाब - दारू के ग्लास में....."Read Details

Customer - Teri dukan to

Customer - Teri dukan to mithai ki hai. Tera dil khane ko nahi karta?

Santa - Bahut karta hai uncle. Par Papa rasgulle gin k jate hain, isliye sirf choos k rakh deta hoon.Read Details

Boy to his mom: Mumma

Boy to his mom: Mumma mai kaise paida hua ?
Mom: Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal kar rakh di, kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile...
Bache ne aisa hi kiya. Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to usme 1 mendak tha...
Bacha:gusse se dil to karta hai ke Saale, tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ? Aulad hai tu meri...Read Details

At a dance party.. . Boy:"will

At a dance party.. .

Boy:"will u dance with me ?? . . 

Girl: "main bacho ke saath nahi nachti...

...Boy: "so sorry... "Mujhe pata nahi tha aap pregnant hain".
Bachhe Man k sachhe..Read Details

विभिन्न आयु के छात्रो का

विभिन्न आयु के छात्रो का सबसे अच्छा सामूहिक उदाहरण:

पहली से तीसरी कक्षा तक: मुझे तो पूरा पर्चा आता था।

चौथी से छटी कक्षा तक: यार 8 नंबर वाला प्रश्न तो बहुत मुश्किल था मैंने सिर्फ उसे ही छोड़ा है।

सातवी से दसवी कक्षा तक: मैंने तो सिर्फ मुख्य ही प्रश्न किये हैं।

ग्यारवी कक्षा में: मुझे लगता है पास होने के लिए चार पाठ पढ़ना बहुत है।

बाहरवीं कक्षा: कल पेपर कौन सा है यार।

और कॉलेज के दिनों में: सालों बता तो देते आज पेपर है, मैं तो पेन भी नहीं लाया।Read Details

Banta class mein– madam maine

Banta class mein– madam maine “abc” yaad karli..
Madam-ok , to sunao..
Banta–abcdefghijklemnopqrstuvwxyz…..
Madam- arey aise nahi ….aise sunaA for apple
Banta– ok madam….A for apple.
B forbada apple.
C forchhota apple.
D fordusra apple.
E forek aur apple.
F forfokat ka apple.
G forgol apple.
H forhazar apple
I foritney saarey apple?
J forjaao nahi khaani hai apple
K forkaise nahi khaayengey apple
L forlena padhega tumko apple
M formujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N fornaa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O forOh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P forpeth bhar khaao apple
Q forqismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R forroz agar khaao tum apple
S forsehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T fortumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U forudhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V forvery tasty hai yeh apple
W forwaste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X forX’mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple
Y foryun na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z forzaraasa aur khaalo apple aur………..Read Details

Kid: Mom mujhe Bhai Chahiye.. . . . Mom:

Kid: Mom mujhe Bhai Chahiye..
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Mom: Beta Dad America gaye hai,1 Saal ke liye, Jaise hi wo ayenge Hum Baat Karenge..
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Kid: Aap Unko Surprise Bhi to De Sakti ho !!!Read Details

A very rich man took

A very rich man took his son to a village to show what poverty is all about :

After the trip, he asked his son about poverty...

The son replied :

We have 1 dog, they had 4...

We have a small pool, they have a long river...

We've lamps, they've stars...

We've small piece of land, they've large fields...

We buy food, they grow theirs & eat fresh...

They have friends to play, we don't have friends, we have to play with Computers & PS...

They have happiness, we have only money...

Their fathers have time for their childrens & our father don't have...

The boy's dad was speechless...

Then boy said ''thanks dad for showing me how poor we are..."
Life is all about how we see, interpret & accept things.. Awesome...!!Read Details

In A Nursery School Canteen, . . There

In A Nursery School Canteen,
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There Was A Basket Of Apples With A
Notice Written Over It :
'' Do Not Take More Than One, God Is Watching ''.
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On The Other Counter There Was A Box Of Chocolates,
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A Small Child Went & Wrote On It.
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" Take As Many As You Want,
God Is Busy Watching The Apples..!"
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Child are heartily innocentRead Details

Photgrphr studio me 6 saal

Photgrphr studio me 6 saal ke bachey sy:
Meri tarf dekho beta
is camera se kabutar niklega.

Bacha:
Focus adjust kr
Jaahilon wali bat mat kar
Portrait Mode Use kar
Micro k sath
High Resolution me pic aani chahye
Facebook pe upload karni hai.
wrna paise nhi milen ge.
SAALE...
"kabutar nikaale ga.."
Tere baap ne kbutar dala tha is me...Read Details

Sweet demand by kid A kid

Sweet demand by kid
A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came n asked - what happen son?
Kid said-I can't adjust with your wife anymore,
I want my own.Read Details

एक बच्च्चा लड़का लड़की को

एक बच्च्चा लड़का लड़की को kiss करते हुए देख लेता है.

बच्च्चा: मुझे भी करने दो वरना मैं आपके
पापा को बतादूंगा.

लड़की: ले यार तू भी करले,

बच्च्चा काफी try करता है, पर वो हाइट
में कम रह जाता है,

बच्चा परेशां होकर-

"भाड़ में गयी Kiss”
जो काम गलत है.. वो गलत है.. मैं
तो बताऊंगा".Read Details

बच्चा - अल्ला करे मास्टर

बच्चा - अल्ला करे मास्टर की जुबान कट जाये, सारा दिन मुझे डांटता रहता है दूसरे दिन मास्टर गूंगा हो जाता है

बच्चा :- अल्लाह करे इस मास्टर का हाथ टूट जाये ..तंग करता रहता है, मुझे बहुत मारता है अगले दिन मास्टर का हाँथ टूट जाता है .

बच्चा - अल्लाह मेरे अब्बू को उठा ले . दिन भर लात मारता है

अगले दिन बच्चा घर आता है

बच्चा :- अब्बू आप को कुछ नही हुआ ??

बाप :- नहीं क्यूँ ?

बच्चा :- अम्मी कहा हैं ...??

बाप :- पड़ोस में खान अंकल की डेथ हो गई है तो उनके घर गई हैंRead Details

एक बार पप्पू अपनी क्लास

एक बार पप्पू अपनी क्लास टीचर के पास
गया और उस से बोला, "मैडम जी एक बात
पूछूं?" शिक्षिका: हाँ बेटा पप्पू बोलो।
पप्पू: मैडम जी मैं
आपको कैसा लगता हूँ? शिक्षिका ने
मुस्कुराते हुए पप्पू के गाल को थपथपाया और बोली, "बहुत ही प्यारे लगते हो"। यह सून
पप्पू ने अपने साथ बैठे लड़के
को कोहनी मारी और बोला,
"बोला था ना लाइन मारती है"।Read Details

Ek baccha muskurate huye paida

Ek baccha muskurate huye paida hua...

Nurse :- kyu has rahe ho...??

bache ne muthi kholi aur I-Pill ki
goli nikal kar dikhai or bola:

"Pappu ko maarna mushkil hi nai namumkin haiRead Details

Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay cheeni

Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay cheeni Maangi Hai

Aunty: cheeni Detay Huway,

Acha Aur kya kaha Mummy Nay?

Kid: Ager Wo kameeni Na Day, Tou Pinky Aunty say Lay AanaRead Details

Small kids ki luv story: uske

Small kids ki luv story:

uske kadam jahan jahan pade humne wo jagah chum li,
aur wo bewafa meri mummy ko jake boli,
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aunty aapka beta mitti kha raha hai.Read Details

Bachho k question Bhi bde

Bachho k question Bhi bde ajib hote h
Baccha Mom Se - Mummy Mai Kaise
Paida Hua.
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Mom - Maine 1 Bartan Me Mitti Dal Kr Rkh Di.
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Kuch Din Baad Usme Se Tum Mujhe Mile,
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Bacche Ne Aisa Hi Kiya,
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Kuch Din Bad Usne Jakar Dekha To Usme 1 Mendhak Tha..
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Baccha-DiL To Krta Hai K Tuje GOLi Mar Du..
pr Kya Kru..
AULAD Hai Tu Meri.. :DRead Details

Ghor insult by a chi£Ð:-: Bacha

Ghor insult by a chi£Ð:-:
Bacha to aa girl, tele gar þe latrine bani hai tyaaa,,,

gir£ replied-: haa bani hai toh??????
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.hehe mele gar pe toh daal roti bani..heheRead Details

LKG ke kid ke paper

LKG ke kid ke paper me 0 aya.

Father angry: What is this?

Very Funny Kid: Papa, teacher ke pass STAR khatam ho gaye, to MOON de diya.Read Details

Ek chote bacche ne apani

Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?
Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.
Baccha : Itana pyara tha to khaya kyuussko? :)Read Details

बहुत देर से छोटे कद

बहुत देर से छोटे कद का बच्चा डोरबेल बजाने की कोशिश कर रहा था। तभी वहां से एक आदमी गुजरा और उसने बच्चे को बेल बजाने की कोशिश करते देखा। मदद के लिए उसने बेल बजा दी और बच्चे से पूछा, और कुछ?
बच्चा बोला- अब भागो।Read Details

Child: God, Plz i don't

Child: God, Plz i don't want 3rd world war.

God: Why? U luv ur country so much?

Child: No God, I am weak in history I can't study another warRead Details

Kid 2 his Mom: Mumma

Kid 2 his Mom: Mumma me kaise paida hua??
Mom: Mene ek vessel me mitti daal kr rakh di, kch din baad usme se tm mile mjhe..

kid did d same thng..

jb kuch din baad usne jaa kr dekha to usme 1 mendak tha..

kid: (gussey se) dil to krta h ki tujhe goli maar du..

per kya karu...aulad h tu meri :) :)Read Details

एक आदमी - बेटा, तुम्हारी

एक आदमी - बेटा, तुम्हारी उम्र क्या है ?
बच्चा - जी, घर में 14,
स्कूल में 12,
ट्रेन में 7,
और ....
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फेसबुक पर 18 साल … !!!Read Details

Father to Son: Beta tum history

Father to Son:
Beta tum history mein fail kyu huye?
Son:Papa, Sabhi question us samay ke the
jab mai paida bhi nahi hua tha!Read Details

जुड़वां बच्चे अपने कमरे में

जुड़वां बच्चे अपने कमरे में बैठे थे.

एक हंस-हंस के लोटपोट हो रहा था जबकि दूसरा उदास था.

बाप - इतना क्यों हंस रहे हो ?

बच्चा - मम्मी ने दोनों बार इसी को नहला दिया … !Read Details

The most "Heart Breaking" moment

The most "Heart Breaking" moment in our childhood...
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Ghar aaye MEHMANO ke diye hue 100 rupees...
jo mummy wapis le leti thi...:-)Read Details

1 baccha mummy se pitne

1 baccha mummy se pitne k baad apne papa se: papa kabhi aap africa gaye ho?
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p: nahi !
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b: phir itni khofnaak item kahan se le aye.Read Details

1 Bacha Bahut Der Se

1 Bacha Bahut Der Se Ro Raha Tha
Maa- "Mele munna Ko Kya Chahiye
Toffee
Biscuit
Ya
Chocolate
Bachha: Bas Ek Munni Chaiye Jo Mere liye Baadnaam Ho Jaye.Read Details

Photographer(studio me to a kid)

Photographer(studio me to a kid) : Meri traf dekho beta is camera se kabutr niklega..
kid: Focus adjust kr,
Gawaro wali bat mt kr.. Portrait mode use ka riyo, Macro ke sath..
High resolution me picture ani chahiye warna paise nahi dunga...
Saala kehta hai Kabutar Nikalega...Read Details

1 Bacha Bahut Der Se

1 Bacha Bahut Der Se Ro Raha Tha
Maa- "Mele munna Ko Kya Chahiye
Toffee
Biscuit
Ya
Chocolate
Bachha: Bas Ek Munni Chaiye Jo Mere liye Baadnaam Ho Jaye.Read Details

छोटू ( दुकानदार से ):

छोटू ( दुकानदार से ): अंकल रंग गोरा करनेवाली क्रीम है। 

दुकानदार ( छोटू से ): हां है ... 

छोटू : तो लगाते क्यों नहीं , मैं रोज आपको देखकर डर जाता हूं।Read Details

ek bachcha apni maa se

ek bachcha apni maa se pitne ke baad ghar ke bahar baitha tha, 
Papa ne puchha to bacha bola, Papa tumhari biwi ke saath ab mera guzara nahi ho sakta hai
Mujhe meri biwi chahiyeRead Details

A young boy enters a

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to one of his Customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts 100 rupees in one hand and 10 rupees in the other,

then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

The boy takes the 10 rupees and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming
out of the ice cream store.



"Hey, son! May I ask you a question?

Why did you take the 10 rupees instead of the 100????"

The boy licked his cone and replied,



"Because the day I take the 100, the game's over!"……….!Read Details

WELLL TRAINED Cardinal Graciaus was

	 WELLL TRAINED
Cardinal Graciaus was once invited to give the first holy communion in a church in Bombay. The parish priest had prepared the young children thoroughly on how to respond to the prayers during the holy mass. he had taught hte children that the response to the Bishop's saying - 'The Lord be with you,' would be - 'And also with you.'
As the Cardinal began the Holy Mass, he found that the mike was not working. He turned around tothe parish priest and said, 'Something is wrong with the mike.'
The children, well trained as they were, answered in a loud voice: 'And also with you.'
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Boy Pulls His Nicker &

Boy Pulls His Nicker & Asks girl 
"Do u Have this? "Girl Lifts 
her Skirt & Says" My Mom Says 
If u Have This u Can Get Plenty 
Of those!Read Details

Kookdoo koo bhai kookdoo koo

Kookdoo koo bhai kookdoo koo 
Kahe murga kookdoo koo 
Utho baalko(n),aalas kyo(n)? 
Bistar chhodo oo(n)gho(n) kyo(n)? 
Kookdoo koo bhai kookdoo koo 
Murga bole kookdoo koo.Read Details

Mai(n) gulaab ka phool banoo(n)ga

Mai(n) gulaab ka phool banoo(n)ga 
Madhur madhur muskaoo(n)ga 
Paas mere jo titli aaye 
Usko dost banaoo(n)gaRead Details

Kaun karega desh ki seva?

Kaun karega desh ki seva? 
Hum bhai hum 
Kaun chalega saccha raasta? 
Hum bhai hum. 
Kaun bolega meethi bhaasha? 
Hum bhai hum 
Kaun banega accha baccha? 
Hum bhai hum.Read Details

Mein ek chhoti kathputli, Rona mujko

Mein ek chhoti kathputli,
Rona mujko ata nahi.
Laddu pede khau maje se,
Khana banana ata nahi.

Limca pepsi piu maje se,
Sharbat banana ata nahi.

Chania choli pahenu maje se
Kapade sina ata nahi.

Mein ek chhoti kathputli,
Rona mujko ata nahi. 

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Kitna sunder chaand id ka.

Kitna sunder chaand id ka. 
 Dikhta ghar-ghar chaand id ka.
Ek ma ki kathhin saadhna � 
 Ka phal behtar chaand id ka.

Sabme mel, milaap, ekta � 
 Ka bharta swar chaand id ka.

Shirkhorma khilvayega � 
 Sabko jee bhar chaand id ka.

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