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A Student who got 0% Marks, was surprised because his all answers were seemingly correct!
Do you feel that he was wrongly penalised??

Q.1- In which battle did Tipu Sultan Die ?..
Ans.- In his Last Battle..

Q.2- Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
Ans.- At the Bottom of the Page..

Q.3- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?..
Ans.- Marriage..

Q.4- Ganga Flows in which State ?..
Ans.- Liquid State..

Q.5- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?.
Ans.- On His Birthday.

Q.6- How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?..
Ans.- By Mango Shake..!!

Q.7-where do maximum ice fall noticed in India...???..
Awesome Reply By Student:- .."In wine Glass
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Aaj k shaitan bacche: Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho?
Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo. ;

Lazyness rocks: : : : : : : : : : : : : : :
Teacher: What is your motherís name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha, Bas.. pyar se MAA kehta hu ..: : : : :

: Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.

Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna:


Dukandar se Chota Baccha: Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai...
Dukandar: Haan hai...
Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu.


Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi...

A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book: "Dear Maths! Please Grow Up & Start Solving Your Problems Yourself.. I Have My 0wn Problems!" :):):):-)

Let's us start our day with laugh.... :
Father:- agar iss bar tum exam mein fail hue to mujhe papa mat kehna...:
After exam Father how is ur result?
Son: dimag khrab mat kar Dharampal... tu baap ka haq kho chuka hai...
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Bacha : Ammi 10 rupay
hain?
Ammi : Apne abbu se
lelo...
.
Bacha : Abbu 10 rupay
do
Abbu : Apne chachu se
lelo...
. Bacha : Chachu plz
mujhe 10 rupay
dedo
Chachu : Beta khule nahi
hain
chachi se lelo...
.
. Bacha : Chachi aapke
paas 10 rupay hain
Chachi : Haan hain beta !
Du kya?
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.
.
.
. .
Bacha:Nahi Apni Qabar
me le jana
Saaalo..
"Kulfi Wala" to chala bhi
gaya...
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आज कल के बच्चे।

Buzurg: Beta kaise ho??.
Boy: Uncle theek hu,.

Buzurg: Padhai kaisi chal rahi hai??
Boy: Bilkul aapki zindagi ki tarah..
Buzurg: Matlab??.
Boy: Bhagwan ke bharose ...
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1 Bacha School Ka Kaam Kar Raha Tha Ki Uski Pencil Zameen Pe Gir Gayi, Usne Seenay Pe Hath Rakh Ke Utha Li,Phr Uski Ruber Giri Usnay Seenay Pe Hath Rakh Ke Utha Li,

Uski Maa Ne Kha K Tum Seenay Pe Hath Rakh K Cheezen Q Uthate Ho??
Bacha Bola: Hamari Miss B Aise Uthati Hain,
Maa: Beta Unko Aise Uthane Do Lekin Tum Aise Na Kia Karo.
Bacha: Nahi Maa 1 Dafa Unhone Hath Nahi Rakha Tha To Unke fefde bahar aa gye the
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