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Ek Teacher Chumban Ka Virodh
Karte Hue Bachho Ko Samjha
RahaTha,,
.
Teacher :- “Jab Koi Ladki Kisi Ladke
Ko Kiss Karti Hai,,
To wo Apne Muh Se Dusre k Muh
me 40,000 Kitanu Transfer Karti ha
orr Iska Koi Ilaaj bhi nai hai”
.
Sab Bache Khamosh Ho Gaye aur
Darr Gaye Par
pappu Ko Pata Tha Ki
Teachar ch***ya bana Raha hai,,
Fir pappu Kuch Soch k bola :- “Sir,
Iska Ilaaj hai”
Teachar Hairan Ho Gaya or bola :-
“ Kya Ilaaj hai??
.
Pappu :- “Sir Simple Uska kiss Usko
Wapis De do :P :D
this Time pappu rock teacher shocked!!;)
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The reason why most of the men prefer to KISS women’s lips..
.
.
Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman’s mouth for at least some seconds:)
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Q1. What is kiss?

Ans: In Maths= Kis the shortest distance between two lips.

In Physics = It is a process of charging human body.

In Computer = Kiss is local area network in which 2 bodies conneted without any data cable.

In Economics = Kiss is a process in which demand is always higher than supply.
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KISS IS A KEY OF LOVE,
LOVE IS A LOCK OF MARRIGE
MARRIAGE IS A BOX OF CHILDREN
CHILDREN ARE THE FUTURE OF INDIA
SO START KISSING N DEVELOP INDIA

ALL THE BEST
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