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लालूः एक विद्वान ने कहा है कि मूर्ख आदमी की बीवी बहुत सुंदर होती है।
राबड़ीः अब रहने भी दीजिए...आपके पास हमार तारीफ करने के अलावा कौनो काम नहीं है।
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बिहार,बंगाल और यूपी की ट्रेन्स में
रेलगाड़ी के आखिरी डिब्बे में रोजाना लूटपाट की घटनाये हो रही थी.
अंतिम डिब्बे में डकैती करके डकैत आसानी से भाग जाते थे
इस विषय पर रेलमंत्री लालूजी से चर्चाकरने के लिए पुलिसवाले पहुचे
लालूजी से बोले इस लूटपाट रोकने का कोई उपाय बताये.
लालूजी बोले सीधा सा उपाय है रेलगाड़ियों
में आखिरी बिब्बा ही लगाना बंद कर दो ,लूटपाट ख़तम हो जाएगी
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ANY REPORTER TO LALU : lalu ji , poor women dont have clothes to wear in BIHAR.
LALU JI :you stupid, go and watch Ftv even rich women dont wear the clothes...
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Lalu : Ek Vidhwan Ne Kaha Ke Murakh Aadmi Ki Biwi Bahu Sunder Hoti Hai.
Rabdi : Ab Rehne Bhi Dijiye Aap Ke Paas To Hamaar Tarif Ke Alawa Kono Kaam Hi Nahi Hai.
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Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As she stood in front of Yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind. She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Yamraj answered, "Those are LieClocks. Everyone on Earth has a LieClock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?"
That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.
"And whose clock is that?"
That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"
Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a ceiling fan.
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