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लालूः एक विद्वान ने कहा

लालूः एक विद्वान ने कहा है कि मूर्ख आदमी की बीवी बहुत सुंदर होती है।
राबड़ीः अब रहने भी दीजिए...आपके पास हमार तारीफ करने के अलावा कौनो काम नहीं है।Read Details

बिहार,बंगाल और यूपी की ट्रेन्स

बिहार,बंगाल और यूपी की ट्रेन्स में 
रेलगाड़ी के आखिरी डिब्बे में रोजाना लूटपाट की घटनाये हो रही थी.
अंतिम डिब्बे में डकैती करके डकैत आसानी से भाग जाते थे 
इस विषय पर रेलमंत्री लालूजी से चर्चाकरने के लिए पुलिसवाले पहुचे 
लालूजी से बोले इस लूटपाट रोकने का कोई उपाय बताये.
लालूजी बोले सीधा सा उपाय है रेलगाड़ियों 
में आखिरी बिब्बा ही लगाना बंद कर दो ,लूटपाट ख़तम हो जाएगीRead Details

ANY REPORTER TO LALU :

ANY REPORTER TO LALU : lalu ji , poor women dont have clothes to wear in BIHAR.
LALU JI :you stupid, go and watch Ftv even rich women dont wear the clothes...Read Details

Lalu : Ek Vidhwan Ne

Lalu : Ek Vidhwan Ne Kaha Ke Murakh Aadmi Ki Biwi Bahu Sunder Hoti Hai.
Rabdi : Ab Rehne Bhi Dijiye Aap Ke Paas To Hamaar Tarif Ke Alawa Kono Kaam Hi Nahi Hai.Read Details

Rabri Devi died and went

Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As she stood in front of Yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" 
Yamraj answered, "Those are LieClocks. Everyone on Earth has a LieClock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." 
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?" 
That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie. 
"And whose clock is that?" 
That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life." 
Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?" 
Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a ceiling fan.Read Details

Laloo sent his BioData 2

Laloo sent his BioData 2 apply 4 a post in Microsoft USA. Few days l8r he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates


Laloo prasad jumped wid joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference-

"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogi ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayi hai."
Every1 was delighted. He continued "Ab hum aap sab ko apna appointment Letter padhkar sunaungaa ? par letter angrezi mein hai isliye saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga."

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad -Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiya
You do not meet -aap to milte hi nahin ho
our requirement -humko to zarurat hai
Please do not send any further correspondence -ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zarurat nahin
No phone call -phoonwa ka bhi zarurat nahin hai
shall be entertained -bahut khaatir ki jayegi
Thanks -aapka bahut dhanyavad
Bill Gates -Tohar BilvaRead Details