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>> Lallu - Rabari
Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As she stood in front of Yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind. She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Yamraj answered, "Those are LieClocks. Everyone on Earth has a LieClock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?" That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie. "And whose clock is that?" That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life." Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?" Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a ceiling fan. Laloo sent his BioData 2 apply 4 a post in Microsoft USA. Few days l8r he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks Bill Gates Laloo prasad jumped wid joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference- "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogi ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayi hai." Every1 was delighted. He continued "Ab hum aap sab ko apna appointment Letter padhkar sunaungaa ? par letter angrezi mein hai isliye saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga." Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad -Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiya You do not meet -aap to milte hi nahin ho our requirement -humko to zarurat hai Please do not send any further correspondence -ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zarurat nahin No phone call -phoonwa ka bhi zarurat nahin hai shall be entertained -bahut khaatir ki jayegi Thanks -aapka bahut dhanyavad Bill Gates -Tohar Bilva |
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