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इंग्लिश to राजस्थानी

Oxford इंग्लिश to राजस्थानी भाषा dictionary.😜

Excuse me - सुणो तो
Let him go - जाण दे बिन
Fast - तावळो
Smooth - चिकणो
Ladies - लुगायाँ

Yes - होय
Realy - सही म, सांच्यांई
Medicine - दवायां
Resolved - सलटा दियो
Slapping - झापड़
Punching- डुको
Let's go - चाल रे
Go - सरक
Wife - घरआळी
Come here-अठे मर
Same to same-ईसो को ईसो
Clothes-गाबा
Sunlight -तावड़ो
Go There- बठे जा
morning-भाख फाटे
evening-आथण
very-बोळो
basket-थैलो
Bed- माचो, खाट
thief-चोल्डो
key-कुंची
pot-लोटो
gate-बा र नो
father - बाबो सा
mother-माऊ सा
girl boy-टिंगर टिंगरी
mouth-मुंडो
neck-गुद्दी
Knee-गोडा
Finger -आंगळी
animal-डांगर
cat-बिलड़ी
dog- गन्डकडो
ox-सांड्यो ,गोधो
goat-बकल्डी
rat-उन्दरो,चुसो
sugarcane-गन्नो
Confused - बावळी तरेड्।।।।Read Details

वाक्यों में अंतर अध्यापक (छात्रों से):

वाक्यों में अंतर
अध्यापक (छात्रों से): उसने कपड़े धोए, और उसे कपड़े धोने पड़े। इन दोनों वाक्यों में अंतर बताओ।
छात्र: सर, पहले वाक्य से व्यक्ति के अविवाहित होने और दूसरे से उसके विवाहित होने का पता चलता है।Read Details

एक बंगाली बाबू ने गुलजार

एक बंगाली बाबू ने गुलजार साहब के पाँव पकड़ लिए और गुजारिश करने लगा
" दादा होम भी शायरी सिखेगा"
काफी मान मनौवत के बाद गुलजार साहब मान गए और बोले - जैसा मै बोलूँ तुम वैसा ही बोलना।
बंगाली बाबू:- ठीक है।
गुलजार साहब :- "ना गिला करुँगा, ना शिकवा करुँगा..... तू सलामत रहे इस दुनिया में,
रब से यही दुआ करुँगा।"
बंगाली बाबू ने दोहराया:- "ना गीला कोरेगा, ना सूखा कोरेगा .. तुम साला, मत रहो इस दुनिया में, रोब से येही दुआ कोरेगा।" ... गुलज़ार साहब बेहोशRead Details

Ha Ha Ha .. RIP

Ha Ha Ha .. RIP ENglish
English Sir - golu why are U So
Late?
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Golu - sir Meri Car...
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Sir - talk In English.
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Golu - my Car Fassing In Kicchad
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No Hiling
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No Duling
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Only Po Po Karing. Isliye me late
comming.Read Details

English da Safayapaaaa !!! In train,

English da Safayapaaaa !!!

In train, a woman slept at Santa's son's place & refused 2 get up.

Santa went to TC & complained:THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILDRead Details

Fun with English Language .

Fun with English Language 

. Close the Windows air force is coming.
. There is no wind in the football.
. I talk, he talk, why you middle talk ?
. You rotate the ground 4 times.
. Stand in a straight Circle.
. I have two daughters and both are girl.
. You go & understand the tree.
. I will give clap on your cheeks.
. Bring your parents with your mother & Specially your father.
. Why Haircut not cut
. Why Are You looking Outside at the Monkeys When I'm there in the Class?
. Throw that paper in Dustbin or I will Throw Myself !A279;Read Details

Chinese Manchurian कोई चायनीज लड़की अगर

Chinese Manchurian

कोई चायनीज लड़की अगर तुम्हारा मन चुरा कर ले जाये...तो उसे क्या कहेंगे..???.."मन्चुरियन"Read Details

Pappu Kumar ' English Sekhny

Pappu Kumar ' English Sekhny Angrez k pass
America gaya...
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2 Months k bad Wapis aaya to Usy
angrez ki...
Call aayi. !!!
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Pappu: Kaun Speaking ...??
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Angrez: abbbbbbeeee kamine Hum
Bolat hai OBAMA ...Read Details

"Hi, what r u doing

"Hi, what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet 
Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."



Husband: "Bloody English Language!Read Details

English and Hindi saying always

English and Hindi saying always Contradict: (y)

Eng: The sooner the better.
Hin: Jaldi ka kaam shaitaan ka hota hai..X_X

Eng: Think of the devil, and the devil is here.
Hin: Badi lambi umar hai tumhari, abhi tumhe hi yaad kar rahe the..

Eng: Dont wait, fight for ur rights.
Hin: Sabar ka fal meetha hota hai:x

...and,

the best one:

Eng: As wise as an owl.
Hin: Ullu ka pattha! =DRead Details

Killing English... Long hai par

Killing English... Long hai par Read It :D

1. Principal To Student..." I Saw U Yesterday Rotating Near Girls Hostel Pulling Cigarette... ? "
2. Class Teacher Once Said :" Pick Up The Paper And Fall In The Dust bin!!!"
3. Once Hindi Teacher Said...."I'm Going Out Of The World To America.."
4. "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
5. Don't..Laugh At The Back Benches... Otherwise Teeth And All Will Be Fallen Down.....
6. It Was Very Hot In The Afternoon When The Teacher Entered.. She Tried To Switch The Fan On, But There Was Some Problem. And Then She Said " Why Is Fan Not Oning" (Ing Form Of On)
7. Teacher In A Furious Mood... Write Down Ur Name And Father Of Ur Name!!
8. "Shhh... Quiet... The Principal Is Revolving Around College"
9. My Manager Started Like This "Hi, I Am Madhu, Married With Two Kids"
10. "Will U Hang That Calendar Or Else I'll HANG MYSELF"
11. LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
12. Chemistry HOD Comes And Tells Us...  "My Aim Is To Study My Son And Marry My Daughter"
13. Tomorrow Call Ur Parents Especially Mother And Father
14. "Why Are You Looking At The Monkeys Outside When I Am In The Class?!"
15. Lab Assistant Said This When My Friend Wrote Wrong Code.. "I Understand. You Understand. Computer How Understand??
16. Seeing The Principal Passing By, The Teacher Told The Noisy Class.. "Keep Quiet, The Principal Has Passed Away"
17. Once Teacher Told "If U Talk So Loudly I Will Stand Uping U"
18. Teacher To Students:don't Spit Outside, The Understanding People Will Suffer
19. I Have 3 Daughters, All Are Girl  lolz itni mistakes karte hai aur apne aap ko Teacher bolte hai :Read Details

Killing English* . . Meera: "Hey, Fruit walay Baba,

Killing English*
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Meera:
"Hey, Fruit walay Baba, give me some Potatoes
fever.
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Fruit wala: Oo meri Behan ye 'Potatoes Fever'
kya hota hai?
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Meera:
Oo Maye Gaad, You Literacy People,
PotatoesFever means "Aaloo Bukhara!Read Details

विज्ञापन की भाषा बनी तमाशा "सुन्दर

विज्ञापन की भाषा बनी तमाशा

"सुन्दर ,सुशील,सुशिक्षित
गौरवर्ण,गृहकार्य में प्रशिक्षित
कन्या की आवश्यकता है एक योग्य वर को
इच्छुक बहने पत्र व्यवहार करें"

ऐसे वैवाहिक विज्ञापन के उत्तर में 
जवाब आया
"रक्षा बंधन अभी दूर है इंतज़ार करेंRead Details

Teacher- " Mai Teri jaan

Teacher- " Mai Teri jaan nikal dungi." iski english kya hogi?
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Boy- English ki aisi ki taisi, Tu saali haath laga ke to dikha..!!;Read Details

MURDERING ENGLISH THE 'DESI' WAY Sing

MURDERING ENGLISH THE 'DESI' WAY

Sing on a narrow bridge: cares will not have intercourse on the bridge. 

Medication: Take three tablets a day until passing away. 

In front of a chicken shop: Eggs ---- extract of fowl.

Notice in a company's office: Never argue with your boss -- bosses are made to order!

Notice in a school corridor: Exams in progess -- please do not pass!Read Details