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The Reality of Life Speaks

The Reality of Life Speaks to us in Silence.
Listen the silence with inner peace. 
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I asked myself how to

I asked myself how to handle life ?


My room gave me the perfect answer -
Roof said: Aim high 
Fan Said: Be cool 
Clock said: Value time
Calendar said: Be up to date 
Wallet said: Save now for future 
Mirror said: Observe yourself 
Wall said: Share other's load 
Window said: Expand the vision 
Floor said: Always be down to earth ..
Then I looked @ my bed
And he said: chaddar taan k soja....sab moh maya hai...


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U get rich as u

U get rich as u grow old  
Silver in your hair,
Gold in your teeth,
Sugar in your blood,
Precious stones in your kidney,
And a never ending supply of GAS!Read Details

आज कल हर शख़्श हमे ज़िंदगी

आज कल हर शख़्श हमे
ज़िंदगी कैसे जिए ये सीखा जाता है,
उन्हे कौन समझाए कुछ ख्वाब अधूरे है हमारे,
वरना हमसे बेहतर जीना किसे आता है.Read Details

WISH FULFILLED God Created a

WISH FULFILLED 

God Created a Mule, and told him, 'You will be a Mule, Work Constantly from Dawn to Dusk, and Carry Heavy Loads on Your Back. You Will Live for 50 Years.'
The mule answered, 'To live like that for 50 years will be too munch. Please, Lord, give me no moew than 20 years.' And it was so. 
Then God created a dog, and told him, 'You will hold vigilance over the dwellings of man, to whom you will be his greatest companion. You will eat his table scraps and live for 25 years.'

The dog responded, 'Lord, to live 25 years as a dog like that will be too much. Please, Lord, give me no more than 10 years.' And it was so.

God then created a monkey, and told him, 'You will be a monkey. You will swing from, and you will live for 20 years.

The monkey responded, 'Lord, to live 20 years as the clown of the world will be too much. Please, Lord, give me on more than 10 years.' And it was so.

Finally, God created man and told him, 'You will be the only rational being that walks on the earth and live for 20 years.' 

The man responded, 'Lord, to be a man for only 20 years will be too little. Please, Lord, give me the 30 years the mule refused, the 15 years the dog refused, and the 10 years the monkey refused.' and it was so.

Ever since the grant of that wish man's life goes somewhat like this: He lives the first 20 years as a man enjoying himself without a worry in the world; then he marries and have children, to supports them he has to work like a mule and carry the heavy responsibility (load) of his family on this shoulders. This goes on till he is 40. The next 15 years he lives a dog's life guarding his house and eating leftovers after the children have emptied the pantry. Finally in his old age he lives the last 10 years as a monkey, entertaining his grand-children by acting like an idiot. And so, it has been ever since. 
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Life is like a game

Life is like a game which u hav 2 play! so live it & hav fun coz har pal mein pyar hai' har lamhe mein khushi hai, kho do to yaadein hai jee do to Zindgi hai..So lets enjoyRead Details