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मगर ये तो खाली है

एक पागल खाली पेपर को बार-बार चूम रहा था। 

दूसरा पागल- ये क्या है? 

पहला- लव लेटर है। 

दूसरा- मगर ये तो खाली है। 

पहला- आज कल बोलचाल बंद है।Read Details

समोसा आलू से: जब मैं

समोसा आलू से: जब मैं फ्राई होता हूँ तो तुम्हें ढक कर गरम तेल से बचा लेता हूँ, क्योंकि मैं तुमसे प्यार करता हूँ।

आलू: जब लोग तुम्हें फ्राई होने के फौरन बाद खाते हैं तो मैं उनका मुँह जला देता हूँ, क्योंकि मैं भी तुमसे प्यार करता हूँ।


.......शिक्षा: इनकी प्रेम कहानी पर ना जायें;


समोसा ठंडा करके खायें।Read Details

Love definition by Nirmal Baba निर्मल

Love definition by Nirmal Baba


निर्मल बाबा से एक लडके ने पूँछा-
आखिर ये सच्चा प्यार होता क्या है...
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निर्मल बाबा (मुस्कुरा कर) -बच्चा जब आपकी प्रेमिका मूली के पराँठे खाकर गैस छोडे......
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आपको वो भी गुलाब की खुश्बू जैसी लगे तो समझ लेना आपको सच्चा प्यार हो गया हैRead Details

Romance is when you walk

Romance is when you walk on streets and smile..

You dance alone in your room..

You wait for someone's call before falling asleep.
You expect someone's photograph to be your wallpaper

And a name that stays as your password forever.Read Details

प्यार भी अजीब चीज है.... माँ

प्यार भी अजीब चीज है....
माँ से हो तो... "पूजा"
पिता से हो तो.... "सम्मान"
भाई से हो तो... 'विश्वास"
बहन से हो तो... "फ़र्ज़"
बीवी से हो तो... सब कहते हैं-
"नालायक" "जोरू का गुलाम"Read Details

Ultimate truth of college life. . . . . . . . . . . if

Ultimate truth of college life.
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if a girl loves a boy, no one knows
except the girl..
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and if a boy loves a girl, everyone
knows except the girl..Read Details

Question put forth by a

Question put forth by a woman to an intelligent man -

Pyar Kar Ke Shaadi Karni Chahiye Ya Shaadi Kar Ke Pyar Karna Chahiye ?
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Ans.given by a intelligent guy : Shaadi Kar Ke Pyar Karna Chahiye, Par Is Ki Khabr Biwi Ko Nai Honi Chahiye...Read Details

Marne Ke 3 Tarike..!! . . . . . . . . . . 1) Roz

Marne Ke 3 Tarike..!!
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1) Roz Cigaret piyo, 30 Saal Mein Marogey,
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2) Roz Drink karo, 15 Saal Mein Marogey,
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3) Kisi Se Saccha Pyar Karo..Jite JiMar jaogey.Read Details

Mai Pee Kar Nahi Behakta, Usey

Mai Pee Kar Nahi Behakta,
Usey Dekh Kar Behakta Hoon
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Itna Bta Sharab Haram Hui Ya WO?

phir 

phir Mummi ki awaz aayi :
"Sharab Haram he, aur wo Haramzadi."Read Details

Love in class..... Girls way:- A girl

Love in class.....

Girls way:-
A girl sitting on the 1st bench turns back and see the boy sitting on last bench and say

"THANK GOD STUPID AAYA HAI...." :)

Boys way:-
Before the boy could see his girl entering in class all his friends start.
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. . "OYE BHABHI AA GAYI OYE...Read Details

It is said that, When a

It is said that,
When a woman closes her eyes,
she sees the person
she loves the most!
And

When a man does that..

The slide show begins..!!Read Details

Aadmi ka Dil Bahut bada

Aadmi ka Dil Bahut bada hota he,Aur Aurat ka Bahut Chhota Dil hota he!! Proof... Aurat k Dil meSirf Uske Lover aur Pati k liye hi Jagah hoti he!

But

Aadmi ka Dilitna Bada hota he ki Usme
Lover Dost ki
Lover Biwi ki 
dost Saamne wali
Bajuwali
Uparwali
Neechewali
Sabjiwali
Doodhwali
Kapdewali
Saali
Kaamwali
Bhai Ki Saali
aur Thodi bahut

PATNI k liye bhiJagah hoti he!!! :-P :-D
Sach me, Aadmi ka Dil Bahut Bada hota he!! :-) ;-)Read Details

Wo kehte h LADNE se

Wo kehte h LADNE se "MOHABBAT" badhti hai
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Yeh sunte hi main uski aankh pe "MUKKA" mar k bhag gaya-:-

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_/ /_ thik kiya na...!!Read Details

Na Ishq, Na Pyaar, Na Mohabbat Yaaro, Devdas

Na Ishq,
Na Pyaar,
Na Mohabbat Yaaro,
Devdas Ki Mafik Jaan
Mat Do Yaaro,
Apna To Ek Usul Hai Yaro..
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Na Chandramukhi,
Na Paaro
Jo Dikhe Usi Pe Line Maro..:-)Read Details

Solid bezati Ladki ka baap- me

Solid bezati

Ladki ka baap- me Nhi chahta k Meri Beti Apni Puri zindgi 1 kutte k sath Guzare

Boyfrnd-Bus Uncle. isiliye to Me Use Yaha se le Jane Aaya Hu.:Read Details

Tchr-Love Hota Hai Ya Karna

Tchr-Love Hota Hai Ya Karna Pdta Hai?
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Boy-It Depends:
Ladki Sundar Ho Or Scooty Per Ho To Ho Jata H
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Bdsurat Ho & BMW Me Ho To Krna pdta hai..!!Read Details

3 Pyar bhari Lines.. aap

3 Pyar bhari Lines.. aap ke liya

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Kuchh nazar aaya?

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Nahi?

PYAR nazar nahi aata, Mehsus kiya jata hai.Read Details

Pyar Or mout se darta

Pyar Or mout se darta kaun He,
Pyaar to ho jata hai
Ise krta koun Hai
Hum to kar de pyaar mai jaan Bhi kurban
Pr pata to chale humse pyar krta kaun hAi.Read Details

Hum Unki chahat Me Itni

Hum Unki chahat Me Itni Door Nikal Aaye Hain..
Aei Dost,
Ki Ab..
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Rikshay Wala Waapsi Ka 70 Rs.
Maang Raha Hai..!!:-) ;o) ;oDRead Details

A Boy Proposed a Girl

A Boy Proposed a Girl ...

Boy: I Love You
Girl : Sorry, I Love someone else ...

Boy: acchha, aur teji se bhagata huva bola, Teri mammy ko bataunga ab tau

Girl ( in Tension): Ruk tau ja kamine ...

I LOVE YOU TOORead Details

Chuhe ko lagi bili gori

Chuhe ko lagi bili gori gori,
Dono miLne lage chori chori,
Chuha bola chlo khele aankh-micholi,
Billi Chuhe ko khake Boli
Janu sorry
I hate Love story..;)Read Details

Dosti kro college wali se, ishq

Dosti kro college wali se,
ishq ladao office wali se,
flirt kro pdos wali se,
pyar kro dilwali se,
ankh ladao sali se,

aur maar khao ghar wali se.Read Details

प्रश्न - प्यार करके शादी

प्रश्न - प्यार करके शादी करनी चाहिए या शादी करके प्यार करना चाहिए ? ... ... ... 
उत्तर - शादी करके प्यार करना चाहिए पर इसकी खबर बीवी को नहीं होनी चाहियेRead Details

Boy ask a girl .. pyar

Boy ask a girl ..

pyar karna parta, ya ho jata h..?
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girls answer
Larka handsome ho to ho jata h
aur agr ameer ho to karna partaRead Details

Hum gaye the unke ghar, Kehne

Hum gaye the unke ghar,
Kehne dil se dil mail lo,

Unki maa ne khola darwaja
Hum Ghabra kar bole

"Aunty agar ghar mai koi bachcha ahi tau
POLIO ki dawa pil loRead Details

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega 
saat pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega.
Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo 
kya pata kal kaun sa model tumhe saunpa jayegaRead Details