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>> Mahatma Ghandhi
My mother taught me FORESIGHT:
“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.” My mother taught me IRONY: “Keep crying and I’ll *give* you something to cry about.” My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY: “If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t Exaggerate!!!” My mother taught me about ENVY: “There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do!” My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION:
“Just wait until your father gets home.” My Mother taught me about RECEIVING:. “You are going to get it when we get home!” My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE: “What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you… Don’t talk back to me!” My Mother taught me LOGIC: “Because I said so, that’s why.” & “If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to The store with me.” My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE: “If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.” My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD: “If you don’t pass your spelling test, you’ll never get a good job.” My Mother taught me ESP: “Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you’re cold?” My Mother taught me HUMOR: “When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.” My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT: “If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.” …………… My Mother taught me about SEX: “How do you think you got here?” My Mother taught me about GENETICS: “You’re just like your father.” My Mother taught me about my ROOTS: “Do you think you were born in a barn?” My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE: “When you get to be my age, you will understand.” My Mother taught me about JUSTICE: “One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Then you’ll see what it’s like.” My mother taught me RELIGION: “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL: “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!” |
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