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Mallika arrived at a Railway

Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.

Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.

Malika gave him 1000 Rs.

Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?

Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!

If Mallika Shehrawat plays Dropadi

If Mallika Shehrawat plays Dropadi in Mahabharat..
Duryodhan will say... Dussashan, pehna do bhabhi
ko saari, hum bhi to dekhen yeh vastron mein kaisi lagti h

गांधीजी और मल्लिका में समानता

गांधीजी और मल्लिका में समानता ? 
दोनों ने कपड़े त्याग दिए एक ने देश के लिए दूसरे ने देशवासियों के लिए

Mallika Sherawat Decides To Suicide. Sleeps

Mallika Sherawat Decides To Suicide.
Sleeps On The Railway Track With Legs Wide Open.
Next Day Times Of India Headlines-
Shalimar Express Is Missing.

MALLIKA se Ghode ki sawari

MALLIKA se Ghode ki sawari karne k baad
ghodewala: Ghoda bahut khush hai..
Mallika: Meri taango ke beech jo be aata hai, khush ho jata hai.