SMS >> Marriage
In 1970
Groom demands Radio in dowery
in the 1980
Demands TV Set
In 1990
Demands for Bike
in the 2000
Demands Car
and now in 2010
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Just only bride ( without any Boyfriend )
कुवारेँ की जिन्दगी AIRTEL की तराँ है"ऐसी आजादी और कहाँ,
मगनी के बाद जिन्दगी Spice की तरह है Wife hai to life hai,
शादी के बाद जिन्दगी रिलाँयस की तरह है रहो पत्नी की मुटठी में,
बेटा होने के बाद जिन्दगी Hutch की तरह है जहाँ जाए आप वहाँ पहुचेँ नेटवरक,
और अंत में Bsnl की तरह...............The subcriber is not Reachable
A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”
Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!
Love is one long sweet dream,
and marriage is the alarm clock
A little kid asks, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea" he replied, "I am still paying for it..."
shaadi karni thi
par kismat khuli
nahi,
taj mahal
banana tha par
mumtaj mili
nahin.
ek din
kismat khuli
shadi huyi, ab
taj banana
hai-par
mumtaj
marti nahin
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. you order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
To the bride and groom - may we all be invited to your golden wedding celebrations...
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