Rob: I must get home

Rob: I must get home and cut the lawn.
-Teacher: Did your father promise you something if you did?
-Rob:No,he promised me something if I didn'tRead Details

I have two noses, three

I have two noses, three eyes and only one ear. What am I?
Very ugly!Read Details

My son's just received a

My son's just received a scholarship to medical school - but they don't want him while he's alive,Read Details