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5 years old boy :-I

5 years old boy :-I Love u Mom.
MoM :- Awww ! I Love u Too..

16 years Old Boy :-I Love u Mom.
MoM :- Sorry ! I Have No... Money...

25 years Old Boy :- I Love u Mom.
Mom :- Kon hai ? Kahan rehti hai wo ?
Moral : Maa Sab Janti hai But the Best is

35 yr old man : mom I love you ...
Mom : beta pehle hi bola tha uss chudel se  shadi mat kar na...And the best one...
45 yr old man : mom i love you.....                       mom:beta mai koi bhi paper sign nahi karugi...Read Details

Questn paper of a 5th

Questn paper of a 5th class-

Write n essay about ur MOTHER in 200 words. Given time half an hour.
A boy finished the paper in first minute itself.
He just wrote one sentence, but he got full marks.
That one sentence was- 
"Any combination of 26 alphabets can never explain my MOTHER"Read Details

माँ: बेटा खाना खायेगा ? बेटा:

माँ: बेटा खाना खायेगा ?
बेटा: नहीं,
माँ: बेटा लड्डू खायेगा ?
बेटा: नहीं,
माँ: बेटा मिठाई खायेगा ?
बेटा: नहीं,
माँ: बेटा आइसक्रीम खायेगा ?
बेटा: नहीं,
माँ: बिलकुल बाप पर गया है ....... थप्पड़ ही खायेगा .....!!Read Details

Maa-Beta pappu Apple Khaoge, Pappu- Nahi....! Maa-Beta

Maa-Beta pappu Apple Khaoge,

Pappu- Nahi....!

Maa-Beta Mango Khaoge.......?

Pappu: Nahi

Maa- Beta Orange Khaoge.....?

Pappu - Nahi
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Maa- Kaminey Tu Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai,
Chappal Hi Khayega..Read Details

Grmi shuru hone k chnd

Grmi shuru hone k chnd laxan:
Pasina ana,
Grmi lgna,
n most intrstng 1:
Mumy ki awaz
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"Kmbkhto..Thnda pani pite ho..Botal b bhr k rkh diya kro"Read Details

बंटी- मम्मी मुझे पांच रूपये

बंटी- मम्मी मुझे पांच रूपये दो।
मां- क्यों?
बंटी- स्कूल में लेट गया था, इसलिए फाइन लगा है।
मां (डांटते हुए)- स्कूल में पढने जाता है या लेटने।Read Details

mother : i think our

mother : i think our dauter is in love .
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father: how do u know ? 
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mother: she is not asking 4 pocket money.Read Details

MOTHER- IN -LAW FOIBLES When

MOTHER- IN -LAW FOIBLES 
When he came across a long procession of people led by aman with a dog, Santa asked the man, 'Who died?'
'My mother-in-law.'
'How?'
'The dog bit her.'
'May I borrow the dog?'
'Get in line.'
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NRI HUMOUR On their visit to

NRI HUMOUR


On their visit to India, a desi, desan, and desi's mother were in a boat in the ganges at Varanasi. All of a sudden winds picked up and the boat started shaking. The mother , trying to test the son's loyalty, asked her son, 'If the boat starts sinking, who will you save first, me or the bahu.' Well, desi was in trouble and unable to decide what to say. The desan said, 'No problem, honey, you same your mother first.'

The mothere was very happy with her bahu and said, 'Bahu, so nice of you.' The bahu looked around and saw a bunch of young men looking at her long legs in shorts and her sleeveless arms and said, 'Mataji, he should save you, there are plenty of guys here waiting to save me.'Read Details

REASON.... Mother: 'Why are you crying?' Son:

REASON....

Mother: 'Why are you crying?'
Son: 'My teacher was sick for a long time and now I have heard that.....'
Mother: 'Hears what? Is her condition worse?'
Son: 'No. She has become well again.'Read Details

SAFE BET Mother: 'Raju, what's your

SAFE BET

Mother: 'Raju, what's your ambition?'
Raju: 'Mothe
r, I want to be an animal doctor.'
Mother: 'Why?'
Raju: 'Because animals never complain against the doctor.'Read Details