5 years old boy :-I Love u Mom.
MoM :- Awww ! I Love u Too..
16 years Old Boy :-I Love u Mom.
MoM :- Sorry ! I Have No... Money...
25 years Old Boy :- I Love u Mom.
Mom :- Kon hai ? Kahan rehti hai wo ?
Moral : Maa Sab Janti hai But the Best is
35 yr old man : mom I love you ...
Mom : beta pehle hi bola tha uss chudel se shadi mat kar na...And the best one...
45 yr old man : mom i love you..... mom:beta mai koi bhi paper sign nahi karugi...Read Details
Questn paper of a 5th class-
Write n essay about ur MOTHER in 200 words. Given time half an hour.
A boy finished the paper in first minute itself.
He just wrote one sentence, but he got full marks.
That one sentence was-
"Any combination of 26 alphabets can never explain my MOTHER"Read Details
माँ: बेटा खाना खायेगा ?
माँ: बेटा लड्डू खायेगा ?
माँ: बेटा मिठाई खायेगा ?
माँ: बेटा आइसक्रीम खायेगा ?
माँ: बिलकुल बाप पर गया है ....... थप्पड़ ही खायेगा .....!!Read Details
Maa-Beta pappu Apple Khaoge,
Maa-Beta Mango Khaoge.......?
Maa- Beta Orange Khaoge.....?
Pappu - Nahi
Maa- Kaminey Tu Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai,
Chappal Hi Khayega..Read Details
Grmi shuru hone k chnd laxan:
n most intrstng 1:
Mumy ki awaz
"Kmbkhto..Thnda pani pite ho..Botal b bhr k rkh diya kro"Read Details
बंटी- मम्मी मुझे पांच रूपये दो।
बंटी- स्कूल में लेट गया था, इसलिए फाइन लगा है।
मां (डांटते हुए)- स्कूल में पढने जाता है या लेटने।Read Details
mother : i think our dauter is in love .
father: how do u know ?
mother: she is not asking 4 pocket money.Read Details
MOTHER- IN -LAW FOIBLES
When he came across a long procession of people led by aman with a dog, Santa asked the man, 'Who died?'
'The dog bit her.'
'May I borrow the dog?'
'Get in line.'
On their visit to India, a desi, desan, and desi's mother were in a boat in the ganges at Varanasi. All of a sudden winds picked up and the boat started shaking. The mother , trying to test the son's loyalty, asked her son, 'If the boat starts sinking, who will you save first, me or the bahu.' Well, desi was in trouble and unable to decide what to say. The desan said, 'No problem, honey, you same your mother first.'
The mothere was very happy with her bahu and said, 'Bahu, so nice of you.' The bahu looked around and saw a bunch of young men looking at her long legs in shorts and her sleeveless arms and said, 'Mataji, he should save you, there are plenty of guys here waiting to save me.'Read Details
Mother: 'Why are you crying?'
Son: 'My teacher was sick for a long time and now I have heard that.....'
Mother: 'Hears what? Is her condition worse?'
Son: 'No. She has become well again.'Read Details
Mother: 'Raju, what's your ambition?'
r, I want to be an animal doctor.'
Raju: 'Because animals never complain against the doctor.'Read Details