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Jiju ur BubbliJiju:Main tumhare lye

Jiju ur Bubbli

Jiju:
Main tumhare lye CHRIYAN lya hu
.
Bubbli:
App khud he pehna dein
.
Jiju:
Tumhari baji ne tumhare lye
New BRAZIER b bheja haiRead Details

Bubbli:Maa aj me ne ek

Bubbli:
Maa aj me ne ek larke ko
Bewakoof bnaya

Anti Misba:
Wo Kese?

Bubbli:
Main ne us ka 500 ka note
Apni sandal me chupa lya
Ur wo 2 ghante meri brazier mei
Dhoondta rhaRead Details

Aftr SuhagratMajor Rohail:Tuhe raat ko

Aftr Suhagrat

Major Rohail:
Tuhe raat ko zyada dard ya takleef
To nhi hoi?
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Anti Misba:
Nhi bht mza aya,dard to tab hota tha
Jb main school me thiRead Details

Newly married couple.Bubbli:Humari shadi ko

Newly married couple
.
Bubbli:
Humari shadi ko pure 24 ghante ho gae hai
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Major Rohail:
Ur dekho lgta hai jese kal he ki baat ho
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Major Rohail:Yaar mobile neya lya

Major Rohail:
Yaar mobile neya lya hai?
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Sardar:
Nhi mere cousin ka hy
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Major Rohail:
Cousin ka mobile tere pass kya kr rha hy?
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Sardar:
Cousin jb b milta tha kehta tha
“Yaar tu mera phone uthata kyu nhi”
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Major Rohail ka inteqal ho

Major Rohail ka inteqal ho gya.
Uska dost uske B.V k pas aya aur bola:
Kya mei us ke jga le skta hun?
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B.V:Mujhe tu koe etraaz nhe
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.
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Qabristan walo se pooch lo
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Anti Misba:Darling she is my

Anti Misba:
Darling she is my sister Bubbli
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Major Rohail: Ok
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Anti Misba:
Why r u getting excited?
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Major Rohail:
I m not excited I m totally relaxed
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Anti Misba:
If ur relaxed thn what is that thng
Standing in ur pantsRead Details

Sardar:Aj BV ne bohat mara.Major

Sardar:
Aj BV ne bohat mara
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Major Rohail:
Kyu?
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Sardar:
I was kissing Katrena
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Major Rohail:
Wao Katrena Kaif
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Sardar:
Nhi yar meri nokrani KatrenaRead Details

What is common between Mr.Bean

What is common between 
Mr.Bean & Major Rohail
.
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They don’t need to pretend that they are stupidRead Details

What is common between Mr.Bean

What is common between 
Mr.Bean & Major Rohail
.
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They don’t need to pretend that they are stupidRead Details

Phatan’s Army TestMajor Rohail:3+5?Phatan:8.Major Rohail:7+3?Phatan:10.Major

Phatan’s Army Test

Major Rohail:
3+5?
Phatan:
8
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Major Rohail:
7+3?
Phatan:
10
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Major Rohail:
8+8?
Phatan:
Pta nhi sir
Mere pass sirf 10 he ungleyan haiRead Details

Why did Bubbli throw a

Why did Bubbli throw a butter
Out of the window?
.
.
Cause Bubbli wanted to see
ButterflyRead Details

Major Rohail:Sara din tume SMS

Major Rohail:
Sara din tume SMS send krne k elava koi ur
Kaam b aata hai kya?
.
Kid:
G han
MMS
GPRS
CALL
GAMES
MOVIE
PHOTO
Ur
Mp3 songs play krne b
Aata haiRead Details

Anti Misba got married for

Anti Misba got married for the
8th time
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What did people wrote on congratulations
Cards
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“Many happy returns of the day”Read Details

Santa:Yar muje Major Rohail ne

Santa:
Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne
Pr bohat mara
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Batna:
Social Work?
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Santa:
Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr
Welcome ka board lagaya thaRead Details

Sardar:Aaj Anti Misba ne muj

Sardar:
Aaj Anti Misba ne muj se mera numbr manga,
Main numbr likh he raha tha k pen
Chlna bnd ho gya
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Major Rohail:
Kya tu “CELLO” pen use nhi krta?Read Details

"Commin Soon"Major Rohail ki apne

"Commin Soon"
Major Rohail ki apne DAD k sath larai ho gai
Major Rohail ghuse main aa kr
Qabristan gya ur waha apne DAD k
naam ka board lga kr neche likh dya
“Coming Soon Insha Allah”Read Details

Major Rohail TIND krva kr

Major Rohail TIND krva kr petrol
Pump pr chala gya
.
Kyu?
.
.
TIND ko wiper se saaf krvaneRead Details

Major Rohail Anti Misba se

Major Rohail Anti Misba se pyar krta tha
Sardar b Anti Misba se pyar krta tha
Sardar 2 Major Rohail
“Hume shadi kr leni chaheye
3no husbnd wife khushi khushi
zindagi guzare ge”Read Details

Sardar:Yaar ksi ne Kachre k

Sardar:
Yaar ksi ne Kachre k dabe pr
“excuse me” likha hova hai
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Major Rohail:
Oy wo excuse me nhi “Use me” likha hova haiRead Details

Major Rohail“Insurance wala ne kha

Major Rohail
“Insurance wala ne kha ye insurance sirf
Husbnd wife k lye hai
Ab main 4 dfa insurance k lye
4 B.Vyan kha se laon”
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Anti Misba
“Main to 16 dfa krva bhi aai”Read Details

Bubbli ke shadi hoiBubbli ka

Bubbli ke shadi hoi
Bubbli ka husbnd langra tha
Bubbli
“Maa my hsbnd got only 1 foot”
.
Anti Misba
“U R lucky ur papa got only 5 inch”Read Details

Major Rohail:mei tumhe car ur

Major Rohail:
mei tumhe car ur new ghar le k duga
ur boht sa gold b dilvau ga
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Bubbli: ye btao aj park mei ao ge na
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Major Rohail:
agr B.V ne bus ka karaya dya
tu zroor au gaRead Details

Ek sharabi sharab pee kr

Ek sharabi sharab pee kr bus main charh gya
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Major Rohail:
Beta tum DOZAKH k raste pr jaa rhe ho
.
Sharabi
“OY roko roko Bus roko main ghalat bus
main suwar ho gya”Read Details

Major Rohail: Tum Dr. k

Major Rohail:
Tum Dr. k pass apna mobile kyu le k gya tha?
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Sardar: O G mere mobile main VIRUS jo aa gya thaRead Details

Sardar apni BV Anti Misba

Sardar apni BV Anti Misba ko Juve main har gya
.
Sardar
“Me tuje juve me har gya,ab tu Major Rohail ke hai”
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Anti Misba
“Meri to kismat he kharab hy
Mera koi b husbnd acha Juwarya nhi niklta,sb
Mje har jate hai”Read Details

Height of KanjoosiMajor Rohail ka

Height of Kanjoosi

Major Rohail ka 1 rupeya 5ve manzil se gir gya
Major Rohail bhgate bhagte neche gya
Pr rupya na mila
Kyu?
Kyu k Major Rohail rupye se pehle neche pohanch gyaRead Details

Anti Misba 2 BubbliSuhagrat pr

Anti Misba 2 Bubbli

Suhagrat pr sb se pehle apne husbnd
Ka pakrna
Wo jitna marzi mana kre
Tum pakar lena
Ur pakar k silent mood pr lga dena
Ta k disturb na kreRead Details

Phatan:Koi sasta sa perfume dekhao.Major

Phatan:
Koi sasta sa perfume dekhao
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Major Rohail:
Ye lo 20 rupe wala
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Phatan:
ur sasta
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Major Rohail:
Meri BAGHAL main ungli daal k soong loRead Details

Sardar ur Anti Misba ki

Sardar ur Anti Misba ki Suhagrat
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Anti Misba:
Sardar g khuch aysa kro k main khush ho jao
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Sardar ne Anti Misba ko khush krne k lye
BHANGRA dalna shuru kr dyaRead Details

Major Rohail ne 20/20 match

Major Rohail ne 20/20 match dekhne ka acha intazam kya tha
Cola,BBQ,LCD,Speakers,Chips..match ka maza aagya

Phatan:
Lo G khak maza aya
"NASWAR" to tha he nhiRead Details

Phatan:Aaj main bohat preshan hu

Phatan:
Aaj main bohat preshan hu
Ur
muje Dar lg rha hy
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Major Rohail: Kyu?
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Phatan: Aj main test de k aya hu pta nhi fail ho ga ya pass
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Major Rohail:
Kon sa test?
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Phatan: Blood TestRead Details

Phatan: Mera ghar ground floor

Phatan: Mera ghar ground floor pr hai,
Lift se upper aa jana
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Major Rohail: Ground floor pr hy to lift kyu ?
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Phatan: Pehle 2 floors pr parking hy,us k upper mera ghar hyRead Details

Phatan: Dr. ne kha hai

Phatan: Dr. ne kha hai k muje blood pressure hai
Js ki vja se muje heart attack b ho skta hy
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Anti Misba: App ko heart Attack nhi aa skta
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Phatan: Kyu?
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Anti Misba: Wo es lye k app Pathar dil haiRead Details

Sardar:Tume pta hai hazaron larkeya

Sardar:
Tume pta hai hazaron larkeya meri vja se roz roz
Marti hai
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Anti Misba:
Zahir hai jb koi ek ek mahene tk nahae ga nhi
Us pr larkeya to kya sb he mar jaeRead Details

Phatan: Sir ap k bathroom

Phatan: Sir ap k bathroom me shower se
nahane ka bohat maza aya
Major Rohail: Shower..?
Phatan: Sir ap ko shower thora uppar kr k lgwana chaheye
Major Rohail: Oy Khan wo shower nhi “Muslim Shower” hyRead Details

Pathan ur Anti Misba ke

Pathan ur Anti Misba ke suhag rat
Pathan rat ko seeti le
Kr bahar jane laga

Anti Misba:
kahan chale?

Pathan: oy hm suhag rat manae ga tu mohale
Ke chowkidari kon kre ga?
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Pathan reporter:Sunna hai Lahore “1

Pathan reporter:
Sunna hai Lahore “1 5” bomb blast ka apko
Pehle se he ilm tha
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Major Rohail gusse se:
“G han dinner party mei dehshat gardo ne muje
Btaya tha”Read Details

Lahore ISI bomb blast k

Lahore ISI bomb blast k bad
Ek pathan ro rha tha
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Major Rohail:
Zakhmi ho?
Koe aziz halak ya zkhmi
Ho gya hy?
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Pathan:Oy! Khocha hmara neswar
Shaheed ho gya hyRead Details

Major Rohail to pathan:“28th May

Major Rohail to pathan:
“28th May 1998
Pakistan ne atomic dhamaka kya tha
Tumhe tu khush hona chahye
Tum udas kyu ho?
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Pathan:
Oy! Khocha hamara
shadi b usi din hua thaRead Details

Anti Misba k gharelo totke Agr

Anti Misba k gharelo totke
Agr ksi din app ko khudkushi krni ho 
To Pankhe se latak k khudkushi kr lein
Latkne se pehle ye zror dekh lein k pankha
TABEL FAN wala hoRead Details

Major Rohail:Agr tum ne muj

Major Rohail:Agr tum ne muj se shadi na ki To main ghar se kood k jan de du ga

Anti Misba:Per tumhara ghar to ground floor per hyeRead Details

Major Rohail ko apni beti

Major Rohail ko apni beti k kamre se
Cigrtete mele
Wo prshan hova
Phir Sharab ki bottle meli
Wo preshan hova
Phir
Ek larka mela
Wo khush ho kr bola
“shukar hy ye sb khuch larke ka hy”Read Details

machhar ne app ko kata

machhar ne app ko kata wo uska junon tha app ne ush jagah khuja liya wo app ka sukon tha......jaan bujhkar app ne nahi mara ush ko konki ush main app ka khun thaRead Details

HI.....hoe are you.......?aaj bahut beautiful

HI.....hoe are you.......?aaj bahut beautiful dikh rahi ho .. kya baat hai Read Details

Jis train me sundar ladkiya

Jis train me sundar ladkiya safar karti ho
Us train ko kya kahenge....? Socho.... Socho.... Socho.... Maalgadi.. Yaar
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I saw U on ROAD

I saw U on ROAD today, 
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!Read Details

Birds love u, Giraffe

Birds love u, 
Giraffe love u,
Goat love u,
Elephant love u,
Go to zoo,
They all miss u.Read Details

Sorry 2 disturb u.

Sorry 2 disturb u. 
Can u fax me ur photo
Its very urgent,
Serious matter has Comeup actually,
We r playing cards
And lost the jokerRead Details

News: 3 Chimps escaped from

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt messageRead Details

Luk at the world as

Luk at the world as 1 big
Chocolate cake.It would
Never b complete without
Few sweets n nuts.
Sweet like ME & nut like U.Read Details

Based on Newton's 1st Law:

Based on Newton's 1st Law: Law of Love
Love neither can be vreated nor be destroyed, 
only can be changed from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.Read Details

Wives r incoming calls, Lovers r

Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls. Read Details

In chemistry class teacher asked

In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: what r nitrates
Gal answered shyly: night rates, they r costlier than day.Read Details

Sometimes I wonder if love

Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and I'm ready for war.Read Details

God told me to tell

God told me to tell a wonderful persons name, so i told ur name.but he scolded me saying" i told u 2say a wonderul persons name bt u told me a wonderfools nameRead Details

Woman has man in it,

Woman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in it, Madam has Adam in it, so girls r always incomplete without boys.Read Details

Mon to Sun, From Jan

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache !Read Details

Barish ke mousam mai tum

Barish ke mousam mai tum kaymat lagti ho, kabhi khubsurat to kabhi bhyanak lagti ho, udti hai teri julfe jub rimjhim ghataoo mai ,balo ki safedi ko daai mai chhupaai lagti ho.Read Details

Barish ki bundo mai tera

Barish ki bundo mai tera nahana laga jese bhains ka keechd mai nahana.Read Details

HAwa ka jonka aya to

HAwa ka jonka aya to tum yad aye, badal jo chaye to tum yad yad aye, barish ki bunde giri to tum yad aye, AB to meri chatri lota do.Read Details

TO live a life, one

TO live a life, one need brain, reflex, IQ, knowledge, way to expression& many more qualities. Aapko salam boss U R dooing grate with out it.Read Details

Bhagvan ne aapko bhukha dekha

Bhagvan ne aapko bhukha dekha to khana diya, pysa dekha to pani diya, neend aayi to bister diya, our jab akela dekha to mujhe fansa diya.Read Details

Jab jab gire badal teri

Jab jab gire badal teri yad aai, jum ke barsa badal teri yad aai, bhiga main lekin phir bhi teri yad aai, kyo na aye yad ? tune chatari jo ab tak nahi lotaiRead Details

Chand me dehka to tum

Chand me dehka to tum najar aye, sitaro me dehka to tum najar aye, Kuch pare bhi hato taki kuch aur bhi najar aye.Read Details

Niche jao aur jito paise

Niche jao aur jito paise hi paise, aur niche....... aur niche........ aur niche........./ yakin nahi ata tum paiseon ke liye itna niche gir sakte ho.Read Details

Hey, i just got your

Hey, i just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of "Honey in Veins." No Wonder:Read Details

Jise dil diya vo dili

Jise dil diya vo dili cahli gai, jise pyar kiya vo itli cahli gai, dil ne kaha kudhkushi karle jalim bijli ko hath lagaya bijli chali gai.Read Details

Sardar- shopkeepar mujhe india ka

Sardar- shopkeepar mujhe india ka flag dikhao.shopkeepar ne india ka flag dikhay.sardar-isme aur colour dikkhao.Read Details

Darkat ke pemane pe chilmane

Darkat ke pemane pe chilmane husne ka furkat se u sarmana, darkat ke pemane pe chilmane husne ka furkat se u sarmana...../ upar ki line samaj me aa jaye to muje jaror batanaRead Details

SMS se sangrash karke kya

SMS se sangrash karke kya payega vats, balance moh tyag or sms kar. mitro se sampark banaye rakhne mai hi swarg ki parpti hai-swami messaganand.Read Details

Main teri har khushi puri

Main teri har khushi puri karuga, apna sab kuch ujaad kar, tere liye tare tod lauga ja plain ke tikat ka jugad kar.Read Details

DIL dunga kisi ek ko

DIL dunga kisi ek ko vo bhi kisi nake ko, mera dil koi Cake nahi jo bant do har ek ko.Read Details

Ladaki boli ,chandni chand se

Ladaki boli ,chandni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nanhi ! muhabat ek se hoti hai hajaro se nahi. Ladka bola ladaki se , chandni agar chand se hogi to sitaro ka kya hoga, mahubat agar ek se hogi to hajaro ka kya hoga.Read Details

VO shadak ke is par

VO shadak ke is par thi, ham shadak ke us par thai, kuch ham ahgay bade, kuch vo ahgay badhi ham kuch aur ahgay bhade,vo bhi kuch aur ahgay badhi, ab ham shadak ke us is par thai, vo shadak ke us par thi.Read Details

Feeling bored think of me,

Feeling bored think of me, feeling sad call me, feeling lonely see me feeling sleepy drem of me,feeling hungry call me first Call me first.Read Details

Aap itni badi HASTI hai,itni

Aap itni badi HASTI hai,itni badi hasti hai, ki apko dhek kar duniya hansti hai.Read Details

Hidustan aur pakistan me jung

Hidustan aur pakistan me jung chalu ho gai hai, 100 donky ki jarurat hai, 99 pahauch gaye hai,baki SMS milte hi pahuch jana.Read Details

khabhi to mobile ON karo,

khabhi to mobile ON karo, khabhi to SMS karo, khabhi to yar PIASE kharach karo.Read Details

Aap hamare dil me anna,

Aap hamare dil me anna, aap hamare ghar me anna, par aap meri nindo me na anna, kyunki hamai bhooto se dar lagta hi.Read Details

A B C D E

A B C D E F G ........................., bas aaj itna hi baki kal shikaingai.Read Details

Boy said to girl on

Boy said to girl on the road ''bhag kar shadi karai ya shadi karke bhag jayen. girl sad to boy ''tuti hui chapal se mar khayega ya chapal tutane tak mar khayega.Read Details

Vo dosti hi kya jismain

Vo dosti hi kya jismain doriyan na ho, Vo apnapan hi kya jismain ladai na ho, Vo dil hi kya jismae dard na ho Vo mobile hi kya jisme humara SMS na ho.Read Details

Close ur eyes and imagine,

Close ur eyes and imagine, chanda ka bad, taron ki chadar, phoolon ka takiya; come down 2earth and sleep ur own ''khatiya'' samjhe dost. Good night.Read Details

Ha haha hahaha hahahaha aha

Ha haha hahaha hahahaha aha hahahahaha aha kuch nahin bus tumhari shakla yad aa gayi.Read Details

Ek aap ho jo itne

Ek aap ho jo itne cool ho , Ek aap ho jo itne handsome ho, Ek aap ho jo itne sweet ho, Ek aap ho jo itne lovebal ho. aur ek hum hai jo itna jhooth pey jhooth boley ja rahey hai.Read Details