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Kya Aap Mere Saath New Year Party Manaa

Facebook par indians ko pucha gaya k 
" Kya aap " Mere Saath " 
k sath 31st manana chahte ho?"
RESULT
12 % - YES
3% - NO
AND
85% SAYS - rehne do 

jhuthe sapne mat dikhao.
Hamari aisi kismat kaha..

My goal for 2016 is to

My goal for 2016 is to...

Accomplish all the goals of 2015,
which I should've done in 2014
because I promised them in 2013
and planned in 2012.

Plzz yaad karke 31st dec

Plzz yaad karke 31st dec ko raat 11:59 ko toilet mai mat jana
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Warna
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Seedhe agle saal bahar aaoge...

This year I am going

This year I am going to have to stop asking some people "How stupid can you be?" 
I think they take it as a challenge.

Bhagwan Kare Aap Ko Ek Crore

Bhagwan Kare Aap Ko Ek
Crore Rupay
Sey Bhara Howa Bag Mile
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Aur
Har Ek Note
Pe Likha Ho
HAPPY NEW YEAR

Wish You A ver Happy

Wish You A ver Happy New Year


Abhi Kyo?

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Ek raaj ke baat hai, tum kisi ko batana nahi,

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31 December ko SMS Free Nahi hoga

Had ho gayi jisko dekho wo

Had ho gayi

jisko dekho wo pahale bazi maarne pe tula hai

koi 1 din, koi 2 din, 4 din hafta haft pahle,

tau ye lo 

Happy New Year 2011, 2012

1 saal 2 din pahle maine bazi mar li

ab bolo ...

मनाओ नव वर्ष अपने जोड़े

मनाओ नव वर्ष अपने जोड़े के साथ
हाथ पकड़ो उसका पर 
आँख करो किसी और के संग चार 
...मज़ा है जभी जब लगे तडका दाल में
संग हो चटनी पापड और अचार

Happy New Year 2011

Custome: Ye Bakra kitne ka

Custome: Ye Bakra kitne ka hai?
Salesman: 500 Rs.
Customer: Itna sasta!
Salesman: China ka hai….
Koi gurantee nahi, ho sakta hai kal bhonkna shroo kar de..