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what do you call a

what do you call a honest neta? A rumour!Read Details

Should women have children after

Should women have children after 35?
No, 35 children are more than enough!Read Details

Divorce has become so common

Divorce has become so common that my wife and I are staying married just to be different.Read Details

When a wife was asked,"What

When a wife was asked,"What book do you like best?" she answers:"My husband's cheque book."Read Details

Girlfriend:"And are you sure you

Girlfriend:"And are you sure you love me and noone else?" Boyfriend: "Dead sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday."Read Details

Waiter: Would you like your

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colours do you have?Read Details

My father is so old

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.Read Details

Teacher: Now children, if I

Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love!Read Details

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No, sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.Read Details

Dad: Son, what do you

Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much, Dad, just a radio with a sports car around it!Read Details

Whom are you working for?

Whom are you working for? Same people. My wife and four kids.Read Details

A drunk was hauled into

A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began,"you've been brought here for drinking." "Great," the drunk exclaimed,"When do we get started?"Read Details

Do you know of an

Do you know of an Indian who parked his car in front of a board which said: FINE FOR PARKING ?Read Details

Can you do anything that

Can you do anything that other people can't? Sure, I can read my handwriting!Read Details

God made relatives; thank God,

God made relatives; thank God, we can choose our friends!Read Details

Work fascinates me. I can

Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!Read Details

Alcohol kills slowly. So what?

Alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who is in a hurry?Read Details

Your future depends on your

Your future depends on your dreams, So go to sleep.Read Details

Living on Earth may be

Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes annual free trip around the Sun.Read Details

No one has ever complained

No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.Read Details

I heard you have a

I heard you have a cat that can say her own name.Yes, Meow.Read Details