Some people never seem motivated to participate, but just content to watch while others do the work.
They are called "Speck Taters".
Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted at finding fault with the way others do the work.
They are called "Comment Taters".
Some people are very bossy and like to tell others what to do,but don't want to soil their own hands
They are called "Dick Taters".
Some people are always looking to cause problems by asking others to agree with them.It is too hot or too cold, too sour or too sweet
They are called "Agie Taters".
There are those who say they will help, but somehow just never get around to actually doing the help.
They are called "Hezzie Taters".
Then there are those who love others and do what they say they will. They are always prepared to stop
whatever they are doing and lend a helping hand. They bring real sunshine into the lives of others.
They are called "Sweet Taters"
If you know any "Sweet Taters" send them this!!!!Read Details
Girls-----------------------------------------
------- -----are like apples-------------------
--------on trees. The best ones--------------
------are at the top of the tree.--------------
----The boys dont want to reach-------------
---for the good ones because they -----------
-are afraid of falling and getting hurt.----------
Instead, they just get the rotten apples-------
---from the ground that aren't as good,-------
but easy. So the apples at the top think-------
-something is wrong with them, when in--------
--reality, they're amazing. They just-----------
---have to wait for the right boy to------------
----- come along, the one who's---------------
----------- brave enough to-------------------
-----------------climb all----------------------
----------------- the way---------------------
-----------------to the top--------------------
---------------- of the tree.-------------------Read Details
Jo......
Ho.... Gaya.....
Wo.... Ho.... Gaya.....
Jo.....
Hona.... Hoga....
Wo.... Hoga....
Aur .....Jo
Nahi... Hona... Hai
Wo.... Nahi.... Hoga....
Kyunki... Jo...
Hona.... Hai...
Wo... To..
Hoga... Hi.... Hoga....
Ab... Dekhna.... Hai....
Ki.... Kya....
Hoga.....?...
Aur....
Kya....Nahi....
Hoga....
Hone.... Ko.... To...
Kuch..... Bhi.....
Hoga....
Yahi.... Sochna.... Hai....
Ki... Kya...
Hoga......?
Aur..... Kya... Hoga....
Agar...
Kuch..... Hoga.... To.....
Theek... Hoga....
Aur....
Nahi.... Hoga....
To.... Bhi...
Theek.... Hoga....
Theek... Hoga... To....
Kis... Kaaran.. Se....
Hoga....
Aur....
Kaaran... Hi....agar...
Theek....Nahi... Hoga...
To.... Kuch..
Kaisey... Theek.... Hoga.....?...
Ab.... Aap.... Batao.... Keh...
Aagey.....
Kya... Hoga?....
Kisi....
Aur....
Ko...
Bhejiega,....
Acchha....
Time.... Pass....Hoga.....Read Details
REAL FRIEND TEST!
This is GOOD...I expect it back too!
I especially like the last sentence!!!! !!
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself
and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your
'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!
A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend shoulder is soggy from your tears..
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book..
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.
A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it!
A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.
A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!
A simple friend reads this scrap and deletes it.
A real friend passes it on and sends it back to you!
Pass this on to anyone you care about......if you
get it back you have no beginning, no end.
It keeps us together, like our Circle of Friends.
Today I pass this on to you. Pass it on to someone
who is a friend to you..
'Never frown, even when you are sad,
because you never know who is
falling in love with your smile. '
Dear Friends,
Give thousand chances to your enemy to become your friend, But don't give a single chance to ur friend to become ur enemy'
It's 'World Best Friends Week' send this to all Ur good friends . Even me, if I am one of them. See how many u get back.
If u gets more than 3 u r really, a lovable person...... ......... I am waiting
It's National Friendship Week.
Show your friends how much you care.
Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND!
Even if it means sending it back to the person who sent it to you.
If it comes back to you, then you will know you have a circle of friends.
YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I AM HONORED..
F - Few
R - Relations
I - In
E - Earth
N - Never
D - DieRead Details
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Gorgeous
Alluring
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Appealing
Sweet
Good-looking
Charming
Glamorous
Beautiful
Eye-catching
Smart
Striking
Fascinating
Beautiful
Bubbly
Sparkling
Full of life
Shining
Vivacious
Energetic
Head turner
Humorous
Smart
Witty
Funny
Stunning
Lovely
Superb
Exquisite
Fabulous
Excellent
Fantastic
Outstanding
Exceptional
Terrific
Wonderful
Glittering
Tempting
Persuasive
Influential
Credible
Likeable
Attention-grabbing
Impressive
Sparkling
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Marvelous
Prominent
Pleasing
Extraordinary
Congenial
Friendly
Good-natured
Great
Amazing
Tremendous
Elegant
Fashionable
Well-groomed
Stylish
Neat
Graceful
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Huh..!!!
SIR
Itna kaafi hai
!!!!!!
YA OR BHI LIKHU
!!!!!!!!!
Itna Kafi hai i thinkRead Details
Huzoor aadab arz hai....
Lagta hai mausam kafi sard hai,
Par doston ko scrap karne mein kya harz hai,
Aap ko scrap behjna hamara farz hai,
kyonki aap ka ID hamare PC mein darz hai,
yeh scrap type karte-karte humari unglion mein dard hai,
Itna jaan lo ae dost humara yeh scrap aap par karz hai,
Is karz ko kitne scrap kar ke chukana hai,
Yeh sochana ab aap ka farz hai.....Read Details
mat karo koi wada jise tum nibha na sako,
mat chaho use jise tum pa na sako,
pyar kahan kisi ka poora hota hai,
iska to pehla shabd hi adhoora hota hai
...............ISKA JAWAB...............
mana ki pyaar ka pehla akshar adhura hai,
lekin 'p' ko nikal do to yaar rah jata hai
aur aap jaisa yaar ho
to zindagi se bhi pyar ho jata hai
SO
. REMEMBER ALWAYS
..
Yun to pyar karne waale tumhein kam na milengey,
Mil jaengey hum jaise bohot ,,, per hum na milengey.
...............NOW ENJOY...............
unhe bhoolne ki koshish ki maine,
dil ne kaha yaad karte rehna...
wo hamare dard ki fariyad sune na sune,
apna to farz hai unhe pyar karte rehna..
++++++++++++++++++++
nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain,
hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain,
khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha,
aur hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya karte haRead Details
Umeed nahi fir bi jiye jate hai..
khali hai bottle fir bi piye jate hai.,
Himmat to dekho hamari
Response aata nehi fir bhi scrap kiye jate hai
.Read Details
A true & caring
relation doesn`t
hve to speak loud.....
a soft scrap is just
enough to express d
heartiest feelings.....
Enjoy colourful & cheerful Holi.......Read Details
Kal raat ko Bhagwaan mere Sapney main aaye
..
Mujhsey pucha Beta tum aksar sabko orkut per scrap bhejtey rahtey ho
Tumko kya milta hai?????
Mainey kaha Bhagwaan ji DENA LENA to Vyapaar ( Business ) hai
Jo dekar kuch na maangey Wo hi to PYAR hai
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Arz hai...
hamare profile pe aate hain woh....
(zara gor farmayein..)
hamare profile pe aate hain woh............
(wah-wah)
aur ek scrap bhi nahi chod jate hai woh....
(kya baat hai....)
itna bhi nahi maloom zalim ko....
(baat ki gahraayee dekhiye)
recent visiters main dikh jaate hain woh
(kamal ho gaya)!!!!!!! hiiii
Read Details
Rishta bnaya hai to nibhayenge,
har pal aapko hasayenge,
pata hai aapko to fursat nai yaad karne ki,
hum hi scraps kar-kar ke apni yaad dilayenge.....Read Details
delhi
k
paas
k
nizamudin
railway station
ki
train no. 6162
k
route
k
3rd station
bharatpur
k
ek chote
se
gaon
k
nazdeek
wale
kabristan
k
chowkidar
ki
kabr
pe
baithe
hue
kutte
ki
aage
wali
right
side
ki
taang
ki
tisri
ungli
k
nakhun
k
paas
chupe
hue
chichar
k
pait
mein
rehne
wale
bacteria
k
chromosomal
DNA
k
thymine
nucleotide
k
5th
carbon
k
outer
shell
k
4th
electron
ki
kasam.....
....sirf hello kehne k liye scrap kiya thaRead Details
आपकी तारीफ़ में दो शब्द लिखना है ,
सोचा बहुत सोचा
कुरसी पैर बैठ के सोचा ?
बीस्तर पर लेट के सोचा ?
टेबल पर चढ़ के सोचा ?
Computer पर ONLINE होते हुए भी सोचा ?
कीताबो में घुस कर सोचा ?
रात को मोर्नींग वाल्क करते हुए सोचा ?
बीना खाए सोचा ?
खा कर भी सोचा ?
पी कर भी सोचा ?
नहा कर भी सोचा ?
इतना सोचकर भी सोचा की इतना क्यूँ सोचा ????
कैसे सोचा ???? yaar simple दो शब्द ही तो
लीखने है
लो
u r cute.....so cute person..............
लोग कहते है की दोस्ती इतनी न करो की सर पे सवार हो जाये .
लेकिन हम कहते है की दोस्ती इतनी करो की दुश्मन को भी आप से प्यार हो जाये.......imissss uuuuuuuu..............Read Details
Jitna bhoolne ki kosish ki tumhe,
Tum utna hi yaad aate gaye.......
Jitni dil se juda karne ki kosish ki tumhe,
Tum utna hi dil ko tadpate gaye..............
Koi aisa din nahi gujarta jab hum aapko yaad nahi karte,
Apne keemti lamhe aap pe barbad nahi karte,
Humne na jane kitne scrap kar dale aur aap reply nahi karte.Read Details
Take your time and see if you can read
each line aloud without a mistake.
The average person cant
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is sweet cat
This is person cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is twenty cat
This is seconds cat
Scroll scroll
Scroll scroll
scroll down
scroll down
scroll scroll
scroll down
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line
from the top down and I bet you cant resist passing it on
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HOW FRIENDSHIP BREAKS ?
Both Friends Will Think the Other Is Busy
And Will Not Contact Thinking It May Be Disturbing
As Time Passes
Both Will Think Let The Other Contact
After That each Will Think Why I Should Contact First ?
Here Your Love Will Be Converted To Hate
Finally Without Contact The Memory Becomes Weak
They Forget Each Other.
So Keep In Touch...
I Don't Want To
be One Of This Kind.
So Here I Am sending scrap to you
To Say
Please keep in touch............Read Details
MUJHE KUCH KEHNA HAI is scrap me kya pata KAL HO NA HO mujhe yaad he WOH LAMHE jab hum aapko scrap kiya karte the, na mai DON hu na mai KHILADIYO KA KHILADI, hamari DOSTI koi KACHHE DHAGE ki bani DOR nahi hai, hamari dosti to ZANZEER hai, aur CHALTE CHALTE hum ruk gaye , lekin yeh dosti ka SILSILA chalta rahega, mai voh hoon jo dosti par hoo jaoo FANNA, hamari dosti kayam rahegi QUAMAT SE QUAMAT TAK aye mere dost KABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNARead Details
1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DONT BE PISSED ( L0OK AT #13)
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY Hi...LOL
8) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) IM NOT MAD WHEN EM SAYIN DIS :( (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8)
13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)
14) I D0NT KNO HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY PISSED O0F (L0OK AT #9)Read Details
LETTER BY A MATHEMATICIAN
De-Morgan's Law,
Binomial Avenue,
United States of Matrices.
My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric
lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and
spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my
heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your
eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you
can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love
for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you
into partial functions but if I do so, you can
integrate me by applying
the limits from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an element to a
set. The geometry of my
life revolves around you what
why did u trouble ur selfRead Details
This morning when the Lord opened a window to Heaven, He saw me, and asked: "My child, what is our greatest wish for today?" I responded: "Lord please, take care of the person who is reading this message, their family and their special friends. They deserve it and I love them very much." The love of God is like the ocean, you can see its beginning, but not its end. This message works on the day you receive it. Let us see if it is true. Pass this on to your true friends. Something good will happen to you; something that you have been waiting to hearRead Details
There was a beautiful girl named Rexona and a hand some boy named Cinthol, Rexona & cinthol fell in love with each other. Rexona parents were Hamam & Margo, cinthol parents were wheel & Nirma, Rexona was very excited to make cinthol his "Life Boy". They wished to marry and approach their aunt 501 who mannages to convince them. Rexona & cinthol were very happy in thier love they fixed their marrige at " Fair & lovely " garden opposite to Santoor theatre, Medimix city. They invited their friends Lux, Dove, Dettol, Savlon, Tide, Fa, Jo and others, Rexona and cinthol got married and lived Happily in their Dream land "PEARS" and after 1 year they got twins 'Johnson & Johnson'Read Details
1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution
= Heart Attack
Matlab
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DUS bahane karke le gaye DILRead Details
AAJ meri chappal toot gai
AB chappal to "moochi" seeta hai
"seeta" to "darzi" bhi hai
"darzi "to "kapray" seeta hai
"kapray" to "rangeen" hotay hain
"rangeen" to "lota" bhi hota hai
" lota" to "bathroom" main hota hai
"bathroom" main to "nal" bhi hota hai
"nal" to "lohay" ka hota hai
"lohay" ki to "istiri" (Iron) bhi hoti hai
"istri" to "garam" hoti hai
"garam" to "Custard" bhi hota hai
"custard" to "peela" hota hai
"peela" to "chooza" bhi hota hai
"chooza" to "anday" main se nikalta hai
"anda" to "sufaid" hota hai
"sufaid" to "doodh" bhi hota hai
"doodh" to "bhains" daity hai
"bhains" to "kaali" hoti hai
"kaala" to "bangali" bhi hota hai
"bangali" to "paan" khata hai
"paan" to "laal" hota hai
"laal" to "gulab"bhi hota hai
"gulaab" main to "kantay' hotay hain
"kantain" to "machli" main bhi hotay hain
"machli' to "acchi" hoti hai
"achcha" to "Bander" bhi hota hai
"bander' ----array bandar se yaad aya. kaise ho aap?Read Details
JO MUJHE SCRAPS NA KARE
@@@@@@@@@Khuda Kare US Ka
@@@@@@@@CPU Ka Fan Jal Jaaye
@@@@@@Us K Monitor Se Dhuaan Nikle
@@@@Us Ke Keyboard K Button Toot Jaayen
@@@@@Us Ka Mouse Chalna Band Kar De
@@@@@@@Us Ke Speaker Phat Jaayen
@@@@Us Ke Printer Ka Cartridge Urh Jaaye
@@@@@@Us Ka Electricity Bill Extra Aaye
@@@Us Ka Net Baar Baar Disconnect Ho Jaaye
@@@Us Ki Power Supply Ka Fan Bhi Ruk Jaaye
@@@@@@@@@Aur Aur Aur
@@@@@@@@Bas ITna Cafeee Hai....Read Details
Testimonial likhney k liye buhat sochna parta hai.....
aur sochnay se buhat energy waste hoti hai....
aur energy waste honay se insaan weak ho jata hai.....
aur weak honay se insaan mar bhi sakta hai....
aur marnay k baad us k lye sub ko bilawaja rona parta hai....
aur ronay se un k aansoo aatay hain....
jis say woh insaan bhi weak ho jaata hai....
aur weak honay k baad us ki energey finish ho jaatI hai....
aur energy finish ho janay se woh bhi mur sakta hai....
AUR IS TARHAN CYCLE CONTINUESS.....
SO I M NOT GOING TO WRITE TESTI FOR U CUZ I DONT WANT TO DIERead Details
Real friends don't come with "fragile" stickers
and are not easily scared off, turned off, or ticked off.
Real friends help you out whenever they can,
make time for you even when they don't have any,
and trust your friendship enough to say "No."
Real Friends are cross-their-hearts-and-hope-to-die,
fair-and-foul-weather, good-times-and-bad-times, fifty-fifty,
borrow-anything, tell-you-anything, reality-checking,
stop-your-whining and there-there-ing,
trust-you-with-their-life and deepest-secrets friends. . .
Real friends are friends like you.Read Details
read ur profile (timepass karna tha)....
found it quite interesting (maskaa maar raha hoon)....
u lookin good in this pic(yaar ab jhooth bhi bolna pad raha hai iske liye)....
will u like to b my frnd plzz (chalo aap nahi to koi aur mil jaayegi aapki frndlist mein)....
i hope u wont mind me adding u (plz bhaav mat khana, add me )....
just check out my profile (kuchh likha nahi waise maine)...
u'l find we hav lots of things common (aapki profile padh ke hi add ki hai maine)...
bye n take care ( mere bolne se jaise firk pad jaayega )
hahahaaaa just kidding , plz dont mind.....
do replyRead Details
ORKUT TITANIC SONG !!
Every time in my orkut
I see you. I scrap you.
That is how I know you go on.
Far across the Scrap Book
And testimonials between us
You have come to show yourself " single".
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the friends list does go on
Once more you logged on
And you're here in my scrap book
And my scrap book will go on and on
Testimonials can touch us one time
And last for sometime
And never let go till we're friends
Love was when I saw your friends list
One true time I hold to
In my life I'll surely view her/his profile
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the friends list does go on
Once more you logged on
And you're here in my scrap book
And my scrap book will go on and on
There is some amazing profile that will not
go away
You're here, there's so much to fear,
And I know that my friend will know I checked her/him out
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my friends list
And my friends list will go on n ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooRead Details
सांसो का पिंजरा किसी दिन टूट जायेगा
फिर मुसाफिर किसी राह में छूट जायेगा
अभी साथ है तो बात कर लिया करो
क्या पता कब साथ छूट जायेगा
क़यामत तक तुझे याद करेंगे
तेरी हर बात पर एतरार करेंगे
तुम्हे SCARPS करने को तो नहीं कहेंगे
फिर भी तुम्हारे SCARPS का इन्तजार करेंगे
रेत की जरूरत रेगिस्तान को होती है,
सितारों की जरूरत आसमान को होती है,
आप हमें भूल न जाना, क्योंकी
दोस्त की जरूरत हर इंसान को होती हैRead Details
हमारे प्रोफ़ाइल मे आते है वो
(ज़रा गौर फ़रमाइए)
हमारे प्रोफ़ाइल मे आते है वो
(वाह-वाह)
और एक स्केप भी नही छोड जाते है वो
(क्य बात है)
इतना भी नही मालूम dosto को
(बात की गहराई देखिए)
RECENT VISITORS मे दिख जाते है वो
(कमाल हो गया )!!!!!!
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एक वीशेष सूचना ..........
अगर आप बस, रेल या कही से भी आ जा रहे हो और कीसी लडकी के हाथ मे फूल,
धागा, चैन या ऐसी ही कोई चमकती वस्तू नज़र आये तो आप् तुरन्त वहा से दूर हो जाये।
ये चमकती वस्तु ऱाखी भी हो सक्ती है. आपकी थोडी सी लापरवाही आपको भाई बना सक्ती है पुरुष हीत् मे जारी
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दोस्तों से मिलना छोड़ दो
**मम्मी ने कहा **
.......घर से निकालना छोड़ दो
***friendz ने कहा **
...........उधार मांगना छोड़ दो
****Girlfriend ने कहा **
.............लड़कियों से बात करना छोड़ दो
*****Orkut ने कहा**
...............ये दुनिया ही छोड़ दो
******पारो ने कहा **
.....................शराब छोड़ दो
*******लेकिन यार !!**
.....................आप से ये किसने कहा कि
.........................................................मुझे scrap करना छोड़ दो...?????
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दुनिया के 5 सबसे बड़े सच ....................
........ पहला सच ..............
१. आप अपने सारे दांतों को जुबान से नही छू सकते ..........
......... दूसरा सच .........
२. पहले सच को पढ़ने के बाद सारे बेवकूफ ऐसा करने की कोसिस करते है .............
-
-
....तीसरा सच .........
३. पहला सच झूठ है ........
-
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......चौथा सच .........
४. आप अब हंस रहे है क्योकि आप बेवकूफ बन गए है ............
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५. अब आप इस स्क्रैप को forword करेंगे क्योकि आप अकेले बेवकूफ नही बनना चाहते है
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आज आपको एक अजीबो गरीब प्राणी की जानकारी देंगेइसका नाम है girlfriend यह मादा प्रजाति है ये अक्सर boyfriend नामक निरीह प्राणी के साथ पाई जाती हैंइन्हें प्रायः मॉल ,कोम्प्लेक्सेस ,सिनेमाघर रेस्टोरंट में अपने boyfriend के साथ विचरणकरते हुए देखा जाता हैइनका पौष्टिक आहार इनके boyfriend का भेजा (brain) होता है ,जिसे खाकर ये संतुष्ट हो जाती हेंये प्राणी रुपये को आसानी से सूंघ सकती हैइनको अक्सर नाराज होने का नाटक करते हुए देखा जा सकता है .पर अगर पैसे खर्च किये जाएँ तो फिर नाटक ख़तम हो जाता हैइस प्राणी का सबसे खतरनाक हथियार रोना और इमोशनली ब्लाक्मैल करना होता हैgirlfriend से ब्रेकअप होने पर tension नामक बिमारी हो जाती है ,,जिसका इलाज संभव नहीं हैइस बिमारी से ग्रसीत boyfriend को केवल वो ही नजर आती है पीड़ित नर उसे भुला नहीं पाताऔर लगातार SMS या ORKUT PE स्क्रेप्स भेजता रहता हैजबकि हकीकत में वो इसे भूल चुकी होती हीये B F को बर्बाद करने में कोई कसार नहीं छोड़तीये बहुत ही खतरनाक प्राणी होती हैं
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सेवा में
प्रिये friend ,
SUBJECT : SCRAP की बचत न करे !
REFRANCE : ORKUT SCRAPING.
प्रिये मित्र
भगवान् के दया से हम सुकुशल हैं और दुआ करते हैं आप भी सुकुशल हो
आप सदा खुश रहें और कोई भी दुःख आप के पास न आए! आप की कोई भी
इच्छा अधूरी न रहे !............................
आप जानते हैं हम आप ही की FRIENDS LIST के ही MEMBER हैं! असल बात
यह हैं आप ने कई दिनों से कोई स्क्रैप नहीं किया इस लिए हमें आप के हालात की खबर नहीं! और आप का दोस्त होने के नाते हम पर यह फ़र्ज़ होता है हम आप के कुशल मंगल पूछते रहे! आप का कोई भी स्क्रैप नहीं होने के कारण हमें आप की चिंता होती है! तो आप से विनती है की अपना बहुमूल्य समय निकल कर थोडा सा वक़्त हमें भी दें तो ख़ुशी होगी!
भगवान् आप को हर दुखो से बचाए!.........
स्क्रैप का इन्तेज़ार रहेगा!
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औरकुट का जीवन चक्र
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प्रथम चक्र -- दोस्त खोजकर न्योता भेजना (Send invitation) या दोस्त का आवेदन मिलना (Get invitation)
द्वितीय चक्र -- बहुत खुश होना तथा कुछ दिन तक रोज़ना Scrap लिखना तथा Reply पाना
त्रितीय चक्र -- कुछ दिन पश्चात Reply आना बन्द फिर मन में ख्याल आना कि पहले वो लिखे तब मैं
चतुर्थ चक्र -- दोस्त सिर्फ FriendList की शोभा बढाते हैं (Number of Friends in FriendList)
पांचवा तथा अंतिम चक्र -- दोस्त साथ में होते हुये भी बहुत दूर चला जाता है।।।
मेरे और आपके साथ ऐसा ना हो इसीलिये मेरी गुज़रिश है कि
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मुझे स्क्रैप भेजें और जीतें आकर्षक पुरस्कार........
* 10 लाख रूपये वाली कार का फोटो
* 29" टी.वी. का बॉक्स
* लंदन जाने वाले हवाई जहाज को "टाटा" कहने का sunehara अवसर
* और अन्तिम किन्तु सबसे आकर्षक ईनाम......
"मेरे साथ डिनर वो भी आप के घर
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इन्सान
के
अन्दर
ऑरकुट
मेसेज
पदने
का
इतना
बड़ा
कीडा
होता
है
की
चाहे
उसे
पागल
स्टूपिड
फूल
बेवकूफ
नालायक
को
कितनी
भी
गाली
पड़
रही
हो
नीचे
तक
पढता
ज़रूर
है
तुम
दूर
क्यों
जाते
हो
अब
अपने
आप
को
ही
ले
लो
ये
पता
होते
हुए
भी
की
इस
मेसेज
में
कुछ
भी
नहीं
है
फिर
भी
पढे
जा
रहे
हो
पढ़
लो
बेटा
पढ़
लो
बिल्कुल
लास्ट
तक
तक
पढना
अब
तुम
ये
सोच
रहे
हो
की
कब
ये
बकवास
मेसेज
ख़तम
हो
और
मैं
भी
किसी
को
यही
मेसेज
फोरवर्ड
करके
परेशान
करु
तो
कर
लो
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अर्ज़ है...
हमारे प्रोफाइल पे आते हैं वो....
(ज़रा गोर फरमायें ..)
हमारे प्रोफाइल पे आते हैं वो............
(वाह-वाह)
और एक स्क्रैप भी नहीं छोड़ जाते है वो....
(क्या बात है....)
इतना भी नहीं मालूम जालिम को....
(बात की गहराई देखिये.....)
रिसेंट विसिटेर्स में दिख जाते हैं वो........
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सेवा में,
मित्र
यहाँ सब कुशल- मंगल है, आशा है आप ख़ैरियत से होंगे |
निवेदन यह है की, मैं आप को याद दिलाना चाहता हूँ की, मैं आप के " दोस्त श्रेणी " का सदस्य हूँ | तथा आप का मित्र होने के नाते मुझे आप की चिंता होती रहती है | और आप का स्क्रप भी बहुत दीनो से नही आया | अतह आप से अनुरोध है की आप समय - समय अपना हाल चाल बता दिया करें |
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