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Mitha intazar te intazar nalo

Mitha intazar te intazar nalo yaar mitha, 
Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha,
Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari,
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Hi Good Morning! Arz hai,

Hi Good Morning! Arz hai, Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai, Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai Read Details

Mitha intazar te intazar nalo

Mitha intazar te intazar nalo yaar mitha, 
Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha,
Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari,
Es to mitha kuj na milna lab layi duniya sari.
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Akhan di benuri changi nahin

Akhan di benuri changi nahin hundi, 
Dostan ton duri changi nahin hundi,
Kade kade milya vi kar yaara,
Har vele SMS naal gal puri nahin hundi. Read Details

Ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi! Read Details

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c,

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c 
Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c. Read Details

Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya

Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai. 
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Paani mein whiskey milao ta

Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai. 
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Petrol ke rate badhne par

Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon." 
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Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye?

Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? Inni jaldi? Ik mint ruko mainu Gud night te bolan deo ji!! Gud Night hai ji ! O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena. Read Details

Tere hathon mitran ne hona

Tere hathon mitran ne hona ae katal, 
Munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal,
Asin wekhnae khud nu tabah karke,
Aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni seene vich tha karke..!! Read Details

Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,

Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car, 
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!!
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Master: Mein tenu kutte te

Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu 
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?

Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!! Read Details

Santa: Mein tere 64 de

Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai. 
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne. Read Details

Baari barsi khatan geya si,

Baari barsi khatan geya si, 
Khat ke lyanda "Sehtoot",
Tusi ta sute e reh gaye,
tuhadi "Pappi" ley geya Bhoot!! Read Details

Jad aapji da janam hoya

Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si, 
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai!
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,, ('',)/' OYE KIDHAA

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<((>kinna miss
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INNNA,,
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Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa

Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae, 
Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
Mehboob aave ya na aave,
Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae! Read Details

Ek bar baarish ho rahi

Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan." 
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Santa's shayari: Kutta marr gaya

Santa's shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda. Read Details

Hove supne ch tu te

Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na, Sochan meriya ch tu te bulave koi na. Tere khayalan de mukaddme ch saza hoje, Hove umar qaid te chuddave koi na. Read Details

Doli wali car dekh-ke heer

Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne. Read Details

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai? 
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.
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Dil 20 13, 80 20

Dil 20 13, 80 20 tere.. 


Confused???


Read the above numbers in punjabi.
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Teri dosti da main satkar

Teri dosti da main satkar kitta, teri har nazar nu main pyar kitta, kasam rabb di na bhula devin es dosti nu, main apne to vi jyada is rishte te aitbaar kitta.. Read Details

Ik sherni nach rahi si,

Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si. 
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke". Read Details

Santa went to see a

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye." Read Details

Santa waiting at bus stop

Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women. 
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more

Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more. Read Details

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? 
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de. Read Details

Santa: Sir hun meri salary

Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. 
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi. Read Details

Santa ne apne nawen jamme

Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta. 
Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..! Read Details

Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna

Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai. 
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...
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Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to

Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde, lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde. Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar, kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde. 
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Pyaar sab ne rabb nu

Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta, kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta. Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta, lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta. Read Details

Pati: film vich raat ek

Pati: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere pichhe! 
Patni: kehdi film si?
Pati: Apne vyah di movie si! Read Details

Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi

Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde, dil mere nu pathhar karde, seh na pauga eh vichhoda usda, usde jaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafan karde.. Read Details

Dil vich teri yaad sajjna,

Dil vich teri yaad sajjna, Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna, Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi, Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna. Read Details

What is the height of

What is the height of telling a lie? 
A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te"
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Na jane ohna de dil

Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap bhul ke beh gaye ne, kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne, khud kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh gaye ne, rabba khush rakhhin sadde apneyan nu, jo sahnu yaad v karno Read Details