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Ques:"how to kill an ant?"

Ques:"how to kill an ant?" asked in an exam for 10 marks!!

student: mix chilli powder with sugar, &keep it outside the ant's hole. After eating , ant will search for some water tank. Push ant into it! Now ant will go to dry itself near fire, when it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire! Then admit wounded ant in ICU! and then remove oxygen mask from it's mouth n kill the ant :-| MORAL: Don't play with students! They can do any thing for 10 marksRead Details

wo kaun sa fruit hai

wo kaun sa fruit hai jiska pahla lafz kat do toek kimti chiz or last kat de to sweet dish or dono kat de to girl name banta hai Read Details

wo kaun sa fruit hai

wo kaun sa fruit hai jiska pahla lafz kat do toek kimti chiz or last kat de to sweet dish or dono kat de to girl name banta hai 
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compare the condition of human

compare the condition of human rights in india with that of chinaRead Details

wo kaun sa fruit hai

wo kaun sa fruit hai jiska pahla lafz kat do toek kimti chiz or last kat de to sweet dish or dono kat de to girl name banta haiRead Details

Dil ke chhalon ko koi

Dil ke chhalon ko koi shayari kahe, to dard nahi hota
Takleef to tab hoti hai, Jab log wah-wah karte hain

Apne hisse ki zindagi to hum kabke jee chuke,
Ab to sirf dhadkanon ka lihaj karte hain,

Kya karen is duniya walon ka,
Jo aakhari dhadkano pe bhi aitaraz karte hain.

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wo kaun sa fruit hai

wo kaun sa fruit hai jiska pahla lafz kat do toek kimti chiz or last kat de to sweet dish or dono kat de to girl name banta hai. 
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wo kaun sa fruit hai

wo kaun sa fruit hai jiska pahla lafz kat do toek kimti chiz or last kat de to sweet dish or dono kat de to girl name banta hai. Read Details

wo kaun sa fruit hai

wo kaun sa fruit hai jiska pahla lafz kat do toek kimti chiz or last kat de to sweet dish or dono kat de to girl name banta hai.Read Details

wo kaun sa fruit hai

wo kaun sa fruit hai jiska pahla lafz kat do toek kimti chiz or last kat de to sweet dish or dono kat de to girl name banta hai.Read Details

wo kaun sa fruit hai

wo kaun sa fruit hai jiska pahla lafz kat do toek kimti chiz or last kat de to sweet dish or dono kat de to girl name banta hai.Read Details

A great love story.. hero

A great love story.. hero loves heroine, but heroine loves vilan, but vilan loves hero's sister, but hero's sister loves heroine brother but heroine brother loves vilan sister but vilan sister loves hero's brother. finally 2 persons commit suicide who are they?Read Details

if u love some one

if u love some one u can arrenge this 10 letter into 3 words "ieomureyna" it is the chalenge for u Read Details

PAKISTANI REASON Question: If Pakistan had

PAKISTANI REASON
Question: If Pakistan had the capacity to go nuiclear, why did it take them 15 days after India's blasts at Pokhran to show it could do one better?
 Answer: The instructions were in Chinese and they had to wait for the arrival of a linguist from Beijing who could translate them into English. 
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Students secures lower grades in

Students secures lower grades in the externals, after looking at the mark sheet he asks professor.

Student : "Can you answer any question ? " .

Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"

Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as it is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "

Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"

Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.

Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."

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Reason why never visit a

Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel






Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,
Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Answer: "tea please"

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea
or green tea ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"


Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"

Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

Answer: "With cow milk please.

Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "

Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer: "With sugar"

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

Answer: "Cane sugar "

Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"

Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "

Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

Answer: "I'll rather die of thirstRead Details