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ek ladki ka naam ek

ek ladki ka naam ek nadi ka naam ek fhool ka naam ek mivie ka naam Read Details

What iS Atom Bomb? An

What iS Atom Bomb? 



An Invention.... 
To End All InventionsRead Details

Why dogs don't marry? A:

Why dogs don't marry? 
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!Read Details

BILL CLINTON Bill Clinton was

BILL CLINTON 

Bill Clinton was visiting a school. In one class, he asked the students if anyone could give him an example of a tragedy.

One little boy stood up and offered, 'If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy.'
'No', said Clinton, 'that would be an accident.' A girl raised her hand and said, 'If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved...that would be a tragedy.'

'I am afraid not, explained Clinton. 'That is what we would call a great loss.'
The room was silent; and none of the ohter children volunteered. 

'What?' asked Clinton, 'Isn't there anyone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'

Finally a boy in the back raised his hand. In a timid voice, he said, 'If an airplane carrying Hillary Clinton and you was blown up by a bomb, that would be a tragedy.'
'Wonderful!' Clinton beamed: 'Marvelous! And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?' 

'Well,' said the boy, 'because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!'
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स्पेनिश नौसेना के एक युध्दपोत

स्पेनिश नौसेना के एक युध्दपोत का कप्तान एक दिन डेक पर टहल रहा था कि तभी उसका सहायक भागता हुआ आया और चिल्लाया - सर ! मैंने अभी अभी दुश्मन का एक युध्दपोत देखा है जो हमारी तरफ आ रहा है । 

कप्तान ने शांतिपूर्वक उसकी बात सुनी , फिर उसे आदेश दिया - जाओ , मेरी लाल कमीज लेकर आओ ।

सहायक उसकी लाल रंग की कमीज ले आया जिसे कप्तान ने पहन लिया।

दोनों जलपोतों के बीच भयंकर युध्द हुआ और अंत में स्पेनिश पोत विजयी रहा। युध्द के बाद , सहायक ने कप्तान से पूछा - सर! मैं आपसे एक बात पूछना चाहता था! आपने युध्द के दौरान लाल रंग की कमीज क्यों पहनी ?

कप्तान ने गर्व भरे ढंग से बताया - ताकि यदि मुझे गोली लगे तो मेरे सैनिक मेरे शरीर से बहता हुआ खून न देख सकें और उनका हौसला न टूटे।

सहायक अपने कप्तान की बहादुरी और बुध्दिमत्ता का कायल हो गया। तभी एक दूसरा सिपाही भागता हुआ आया और बोला - सर , सर ! मैंने अभी दुश्मन के 20 युध्दपोत देखे हैं जो हमारी तरफ आ रहे हैं !

कप्तान , सहायक की ओर मुड़ा और आदेश दिया - जाओ और जाकर मेरी पीले रंग की पेन्ट लेकर आओ..... Read Details

Hindi teacher asks: Kaal kitne parkaar

Hindi teacher asks:
Kaal kitne parkaar k hote hai..? SARDAR-
7parkar k..
Localkaal
STDkaal
ISDkaal
Missedkaal
Receivdkaal
Dialled kaal
or
Sastriykaal..!Read Details

Q: What did the first

Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it
would move?
A: Pizza - "HUT"Read Details

Q: What do you call

Q: What do you call a bald poet?
A: Ik-bal.Read Details

Q: What language do carrots

Q: What language do carrots speak?
A: Gajar-ati.Read Details

Q: What did the lonely

Q: What did the lonely potato sing?
A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?"Read Details

Q: What did the half

Q: What did the half eaten naan say?
A: I wish I was puri.Read Details

Q: What do shrimps sing

Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
A: Jhinga Bells.Read Details

Q: Where do earrings go

Q: Where do earrings go on holiday?
A: BaliRead Details

Q: What did the confused

Q: What did the confused egg say?
A: I don't unda-stand.
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Q: What did the fat

Q: What did the fat car say?
A: I'm a mota car.Read Details

Q: What did the flower

Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
A: Why do phools fall in love?Read Details

Q: Where do cauliflowers hang

Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?
A: In the Gobi desert.Read Details

Q: What did the potato

Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
A: "Aaloo?"Read Details

Q: What did the green

Q: What did the green peas say?
A: Nothing. They just "mutter"ed.Read Details

What did the lonely banana

What did the lonely banana say?
A: I'm a"kela".Read Details