Q- How to save a Dying Woman?
A- Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere..

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Q- Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle?
A- There are no Shopping Centers..

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Q- Why can't Women Drive well?
A- Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..

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Q- You know why women love shoes? 👠
A- Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit..

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THE BITTER TRUTH
Question: What is the difference between dream and reality?
Answer: The same between a girlfriend and a wife.

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THOUGHTFUL QUESTIONS
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
If it is zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going go be?
Why do scientists call it 're' search when looking for simething new?
If vegetable oil's made of vegetables, and olive oil's made of olives... what is baby oil made of?'
Is it possible to be totally partial?
If abook about failures doesn't sell, is it a succdess?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that ears only endangered plants?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

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Ek ladka ek ladki,
Na wo pati-patni,
Na wo bhai- behen,
Na wo maa-beta,
Ladki ka sasur ladke ke sasur ka baap hai.
To ladki-ladke ka kya rishta hai?
CHALLENGE FOR U ......

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