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Santa & Banta ne 1-1 Ghoda

Santa & Banta ne 1-1
Ghoda kharida.
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Dono Ne Socha Ki,
"Ghode 'CHANGE'
na ho jaye, isliye koi
nishani rehna
chahiye".
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Santa ne apne Ghode ki
punchh kaat
di.
Unke mohalle ke
bachche bade
shararti the, unhone
Banta ke Ghode
ki bhi punchh kaat di.
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Santa ne Ghode ka 1Kaan
kaat diya,
toh bachchon ne Banta
ke Ghode ka
bhi 1Kaan kaat diya.
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Santa ne 2nd Kaan kaat
diya,
bachchon ne bhi Banta
ke Ghode ka
2nd Kaan kaat diya.
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Santa ne apne Ghode ki
1Taang kaat
di, bachchon ne Banta ke
Ghode ki
bhi 1Taang kaat di.
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Santa ne 2nd Taang
kaati toh
bachchon ne bhi 2nd
Taang kaat
diye.
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Santa ne 1Aankh fhod di,
bachchon
ne bhi Banta ke Ghode ki
1Aankh
fhod di.
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Santa ne 2nd Aankh
fhodi toh
bachchon ne bhi 2nd
Aankh fhod di.
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Pareshan hokar Santa ne
apne ghode
ke saare Daant ukhaad
diye toh
bachchon ne bhi Banta
ke Ghode ke
saare Daant ukhaad diye.
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Anth mein haar maankar
Santa-Banta
ne milkar 'DIMAAG'
lagaya ??
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Aur finally dono ne
decide kiya ki....
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Kaala Ghoda, Santa Ka.
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Safed Ghoda Banta Ka.Read Details

Once a Bright and Intelligent

Once a Bright and Intelligent young man went for an IAS (Indian Civil Service) interview. 

He was asked -

Q 1. When did India get Independence?
He answered - The efforts started long back; but could succeed in 1947.

Q 2. Who were the persons, who played important role in this fight for Independence?
Answer - There are many people, who were involved and contributed in this. If I give a name, it will be injustice to others.

Q 3. Do you think, Corruption is the greatest enemy of the country?
Answer - A committee is investigating in this matter. I can give a correct reply to this only after seeing the report.

The Interview Board was impressed by his original ideas. They asked him to wait outside; but also advised him not to reveal the questions, as they may ask the same questions to other candidates also.

When the young man went out of the room, Santa inquired about the questions asked. 
The young man said that he had promised the interview board not to disclose the questions. 
But, Sardar found a way out. "Tell me the answer you gave."
The young man, thought it to be okay, as he was not going back on his words of "not disclosing the QUESTIONS". So he gave him the three answer which Santa quickly learnt by heart.

When Santa went in for interview, this is what happened.
Q 1. When were you born?
Sardar:- The efforts started long back, but could succeed in 1947.Interviewers got confused...they asked next question.
Q 2. What is your father's name?
Sardar :- There are many people, who were involved and contributed in this. If I give a name, it will be injustice to others.The board members were shocked at the reply..they said.
Q 3. Are you mad?
Sardar :- A committee is investigating in this matter. I can give a correct reply to this only after seeing the report.Read Details

bantaasinh baar me baiThe huye

bantaasinh baar me baiThe huye sabako zila rahe the ki unakee bahut pahunch hai, aur vo sabako jaanate hai. santaasinh ne socha chalo dekhate hai. usane bantaasinh se 10 roo kee shart lagaee ki baar me ab jo bhee pahala vyakti aayega vo bantaasinh ko nahee pahachaanata hoga.
tabhee ek aadamee baar me ghusa aur ghusate hee bantaasinh ko dekh kar aavaaj dee - he bantaasinh, kaise ho?
shart haarane ke baad santaasinh bola ki chalo 100 roo kee shart, jo bhee saDak par pahala vyakti milega vo to tumhe nahee jaanata hoga.
dono saDak par nikale, ek aadamee paas se gujarate huye bol gaya - bantaasinh kya haal chaal?
kheej kar santaasinh bola ki shartiya apane pradhaanamantree to tumhe nahee pahachaanate honge. chalo 1000 roo kee shart.
dono pradhaanamantree nivaas pahunche, vahaa pahunchate hee vahaa tainaat sipaahee chillaaya - bantaasinh, tumhe pata hai na ki koee bhee is tarah yahaa nahee aa sakata?
tabhee pradhaanamantree ka kaafila vahaa se nikala, pradhaanamantree ke sachiv ne chalatee gaaDee se haath hila kar kaha - o bantaasinh, baDe dino baad dikhe?
santaasinh ka dimaag kharaab. usapar bantaasinh bole, dekho mai abhee jaake pradhaanamantree ke saath upar unakee baalakanee me aata hoo.
bantaasinh kahe anusaar pradhaanamantree ke saath upar baalkanee me najar aaye. unhone neeche santaasinh ko dekh kar haath hilaaya aur neeche aaye.
neeche aakar dekha ki santaasinh behosh paDe the, santaasinh ko hosh me laakar puchha ki kyo muze pradhaanamantree ke saath dekhakar behosh ho gaye?
santaasinh bole - nahee, jab tum upar the to koee mere peechhe se aaya aur upar ishaara kar ke puchha ki - ye bantaasinh baalakanee me kisake saath khaDa hai?Read Details

banta sinh jee ne landan

banta sinh jee ne landan ke ek baar me pravesh kiya aur ek saath 3 beeyar ka order diya. beeyar aane ke baad unhone teeno me se bari-bari ek ek ghoonT le le kar beeyar khatm kee, fir baire ko bulaaya aur 3 beeyar fir se order kee.
baira jo yah dekh raha tha, bola - saahab, apane baar me kaafee sTok hai beeyar ka, aap ek-ek kar ke hee order karo, aur beeyar ka aanand lo.
banta sinh bole - are nahee, darasal, ham teen bhaee hai, ek kanaaDa me hai, ek dubee me hai, aur mai yahaa london me hoo. jab ham saath rahate the to ham log baar me jaakar ikaThThe hee beeyar piya karate the. aur jab ham apanee apanee naukaree dhandhe kee vajah se baahar nikale to hamane aapas me yah vaada kiya ki ham jahaa bhee
rahenge, isee tarah apane puraane dino ko yaad karake beeyar piya karenge.
banta sinh jee us baar me niyamit rup se aane lage aur usee tarah,har baar 3 beeyar order karate, 1 _1 karake teeno khatam karate aur chale jaate.
lagabhag ek saal baad, banta sinh jee baar me aaye, magar is baar unhone sirf 2 hee beeyar aarDar kee. yah dekh kar baar ke sabhee niyamit graahak aur baire chakit rah gaye, aur kisee anaishT kee aashanka karate huye shaant ho gaye. thoDee der baad ek baira aaya aur bola - saahab, mai aapake gam ko aur baDhaana nahee chaahata magar,
hamaaree puree sahaanubhooti aapake saath hai.
banta sinh jee ne thoDa chakit hote huye baire ko ghura fir jor se hans paDe - ho ho ho ...!! are nahee jee. mere sabhee bhaee bilkul sahee salaamat hai. baat bas itanee see hai ki, kal hee se........maine beeyar chhoD dee haiRead Details