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This is a killer one Sardar

This is a killer one

Sardar was Reading Financial Times....
Headlines: "Microsoft Buys Whatsapp for $8.5 billion.".Sardar - 

"O Teri!! Kharida Kyun, Download Kar Leta"Read Details

Sardaar juice wale se :- Jaldi

Sardaar juice wale se :-

Jaldi se juice de ladai hone wali hai...

ek glass pine ke baad,,,ek glass aur de

ladai hone wali hai.....

woh bhi pene ke baad,,,,,,,,ek glass aur de jaldi ladai hone wali hai,,....

juice wala :- kab hogi ladai.....????

Sardaar :- Jab tu paise mangegaa...Read Details

पंजाब रोडवेज की बस जा

पंजाब रोडवेज की बस जा रही थी...!!!
कंडक्टर -: कहाँ जाना है...??
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पाकिस्तानी -: अमृतसर जाना है...!!
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साथ में बैठे सरदार ने पाकिस्तानी को जोर
से थप्पड़ मारा
"तू श्री अमृतसर साहिब नही बोल सकता क्या....???"
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कंडक्टर (दूसरे पाकिस्तानी से) -: तुम्हें
कहाँ जाना है.....???
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पाकिस्तानी डर के मारे बोला
"श्री चण्डीगढ़ साहिब जाना है....!!!"
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सरदार (थप्पड़ मार कर) -:
"क्या वहाँ तेरे बाप की शहीदी हुई थी जो साहिब लगा रहा है......????"
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कंडक्टर (तीसरे पाकिस्तानी से) -: तुम्हें कहाँ जाना है...????"
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पाकिस्तानी -: ये लो पैसे और पूछ सरदार से लो......!!!!!
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सरदार (थप्पड़ मार कर) बोला -:
सरदार के साथ 'जी' क्या तेरा बाप लगाएगा....??Read Details

Hight of cost cutting : Sardar

Hight of cost cutting :
Sardar ne ghar ke upar wale hisse mein paint kiya aur baakibache hisse main likh dia
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" same as above "Read Details

Sardar & wife buy coffee

Sardar & wife buy coffee in a shop. 
Sardar to his wife : Drink quickly before it gets cold.
wife : Why ?
Sardar : Hot coffee $ 5 and cold coffee $ 10.Read Details

On romantic date sardar's GF

On romantic date sardar's GF asks him.... ' Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring ?
Sardarji happily said : 'Sure ! what's you Phone No Dear ?Read Details

One Sardar professor asked a

One Sardar professor asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why ??????
Bcuz he wanted to check how & from where the question paper is leaking.Read Details

Sardarji standing below a tube

Sardarji standing below a tube light with open mouth. WHY ?????????
Because his doctor advised him : " TODAY'S DINNER SHOULD BE LIGHT "Read Details

A sardar went to the

A sardar went to the bank to open a S.B A/C. 
After seeing the form he went to Delhi for filling it up. Do you know why?

Bcuz Form said : " FILL UP IN CAPITAL "Read Details

अंग्रेजो का एक महीने का

अंग्रेजो का एक महीने का त्योहार चल रहा था, जिसमे वो NON VEG नही खाते थे. उनके मोहल्ले मे एक सरदार रहता था, जो हर रोज चिकन बनाकर खाता था. 
चिकन की खुशबू से परेशान होकर अंग्रेजो ने ... अपने पादरी से शिकायत की. पादरी ने सरदार जी को कहा तुम भी ईसाई धर्म स्वीकार कर लो, जिससे किसी को आपसे कोई समस्या ना हो.
हमारे सरदार जी मान गए. तो पादरी ने सरदार जी पर Holy water छिडकते हुए कहा “You born as a “SIKH” now you are a “Christian”
अगले दिन फिर सरदार जी के घर से चिकन की खुशबूआई तो सब अंग्रेजो ने पादरी से उसकी फिर शिकायत की.
अब पादरी अंग्रेजो को साथ लेकर सरदार जी के घर मे गए तो देखा, सरदार जी चिकन पर Holy Water छिडक रहे थे
और कह रहे थे, “You born as “Chicken” but now you are “Potato”

सरदार जी तुसी ग्रेट हो... SINGH IS KING.....!!!!!!Read Details

A Sardar was drawing money

A Sardar was drawing money from ATM, Sardar behind him in the line said, Ha! Ha! Haaa. I have seen your password.

Its 4 asterisks (****).

The first Sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! You are wrong, Its 1258.Read Details

Shadi me 1 sardar ne

Shadi me 1 sardar ne dish pe tissue paper dekh k socha syad ye b khaneki chiz he,
jaise hi wo khane laga,
4-5 SArdar jor se bole "NA KHA OYE EKDUM FEEKA HERead Details

Taxi Wala: Sir sorry.Main meter

Taxi Wala: Sir sorry.Main meter chalu karna bhul gaya.
Sardarji: Oye praji koi gal nahi main bhi apna batua ghar bhul gaya hu.Read Details

Nurse-Mubarak Ho Aap k Ghar

Nurse-Mubarak Ho Aap k Ghar Beta Paida Hua He.
Sardar-o terii.. Kya Technology He Biwi Meri Hospital Me He Aur

Bachcha Mere Ghar Paida huwa He..Read Details

Sardar in hotel:"m yha nhi

Sardar in hotel:"m yha nhi rahunga.Mere paise wapas karo.

itna chota room..!
Mujhe jaanwr samjha h kya?"
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Waiter: 
"Mere baap, room me chal 
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ye lift he!Read Details

After Death Sardar goes 2

After Death Sardar goes 2 heaven,

God- bol kya chahiye

Sardar- mujhe acchi ladki dila do.

God Dila dunga,

agar tu muslim hai to KATRINA KAIF,

Hindu hai to BIPASHA BASU or

christain hai to GENELIYA!

Bol, tera naam kya hai?

Sardar-"Abdul Tukaram D'souza".Read Details

सरदार को एक लावासिर बंद

सरदार को एक लावासिर बंद मिला वो उसे पुलिस स्टेशन ले गया, 
इंस्पेक्टर ने कहा इसके जू ले जाओ,
दूसरे दिन इंस्पेक्टर ने सरदार को बंदर के साथ बस स्टाप पर देखा, पूछा - इसे जू लेकर नहीं गए - 
सरदार ने कहा, कल गया था । खूब घूमे बडा मजा आया । आज कुतुब मीनार जा रहे हैं ।।Read Details

Sardar ko Chand par bhejne

Sardar ko Chand par bhejne ka Faisla hua. . . . . 
Aadhe raste jakar Papu Rocket se kud gaya aur chillaya : dhoka hua, Kamino dhoka Aaj to Amawas hai, Chand to hoga hi nai. :-DRead Details

Sir: What is the colour

Sir: What is the colour of Ram & Krishna..?
Sardar:They both are green in color.
Sir: But How U say?
Sardar:B'coz all the people say "HARE RAMA HARE KRISHNA"Read Details

1 sardar Bhagte-Bhagte Ruk Gaya, Kyo

1 sardar Bhagte-Bhagte Ruk Gaya,
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Thak Gya Tha !!
Insaan H Wo Bhi!
Tum Log B Na,
Jaan Lelo sardaro ki..Read Details

Sardarji lost his cheque book.

Sardarji lost his cheque book. He approached bank manager and informed manager regarding it.

Manager : You should have taken care as any one can sign your cheque on ur behalf and empty your deposits.

Sardarji : How can others sign? I am not a fool. I have already signed all the cheques.Read Details

Sardar shampoo sir k sath

Sardar shampoo sir k sath kandho par bhi lga rha tha 
wife ne pucha-kandho pe shampoo kyo lga rhe ho..?
Sardar-ye koi aam shampoo nai hai ye HEAD & SHOULD(.....)Read Details

Nayi padosan k khidki khuli,

Nayi padosan k khidki khuli, 
uski julfe udi,
ladke ne socha k shayed is bar kismat khuli,
par afsos wo din itwar tha or khuli julfo wala sardar tha,,,Read Details

4 Sardar Shadi Me Khana

4 Sardar Shadi Me Khana Khane Gaye
ENTER Hue To 'SALAD' Dekh Ke hi Bahar Aa Gaye
Bahar Aake 1 Sath Bole-
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O shit ! Abhi To Sabzi Hi Kati Hai yaar .Read Details

NURSE ne bacha Sardar k

NURSE ne bacha Sardar k hath ma dia to wo khushi se chillaya; 
Ballay ballay.. Puttar hoya g puttar hoya..
Nurse chillai; Kanjra kuri hoi a.."Meri ungal chad."Read Details

4 Sardar Shadi Me Khana

4 Sardar Shadi Me Khana Khane Gaye
ENTER Hue To 'SALAD' Dekh Ke hi Bahar Aa Gaye
Bahar Aake 1 Sath Bole-
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O shit ! Abhi To Sabzi Hi Kati Hai yaar .Read Details

NURSE ne bacha Sardar k

NURSE ne bacha Sardar k hath ma dia to wo khushi se chillaya;
 Ballay ballay.. Puttar hoya g puttar hoya..
Nurse chillai; Kanjra kuri hoi a.."Meri ungal chad."Read Details

1 Sardar ko 3 BOMB

1 Sardar ko 3 BOMB mile. Police ko dene chala.
Sath wala aadmi bola-"agar koi bom raaste me fatt gaya toh?
Sardar-"Jhooth bol denge ki 2 hi mile theRead Details

An Englishman and Santa inside

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.Read Details

When sardar wife died,he changed

When sardar wife died,he changed his name to sardar B.A.{Bachelor again}
After 1yr he got maried again,

Guess his new name?

Sardar
M.A{Married again}Read Details

सन्ता: यार बधाई हो, शादी

सन्ता: यार बधाई हो, शादी कर ली! भाभी का नाम क्या है?
बन्ता: उसका नाम गूगल कौर है....
सन्ता: यार ये क्या नाम हुआ?
बन्ता: उसकी हरकतों के हिसाब से रखा है, सवाल एक पूछो- जवाब सौ देती है...Read Details

Sardar: Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket

Sardar: Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena,
Conductor:2 Q? Sardar: 1 Kho Jaye To Dusra Kaam Ayega,
Conductor:- dono Kho Gaye To?
Sardar:-Fir sala Pass kis din kam aayegaRead Details

1sardarni behosh ho gayi. Doctor-ye mar

1sardarni behosh ho gayi.
Doctor-ye mar gayi h.
Jb usko jalane lage to wo uth k boli-me zinda hu.
Sardar-chupchap padi reh,tu doctor se zyada janti he kya?Read Details

Sardar:Sister muje 1 bottle blood

Sardar:Sister muje 1 bottle blood dedo

Nurse:Blood grouP bolo
Sardar:konsa b chalega

Nurse:kaise chalega?

Sardar:Galfrnd ko love letter likhana h.........Read Details

Sardar talking on cell. 2nd Sardar

Sardar talking on cell.
2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st Sardar : Biwi se…

2nd Sardar : Itne… Pyaar se?
1st Sardar : Tumhari hai…Read Details

Saradarni writes masseg to Sardar

Saradarni writes masseg to Sardar - Ghar Kab aa rahe ho? Message Karke batao"

Sardar sent message to her : "Nahi bata sakta, msg free nahi hai"Read Details

Money Saving Idea - Sardarji ne

Money Saving Idea -

Sardarji ne ghar ke ooper wale hissey mein paint kiya, 

aur neeche wale hissey mein likh diya 

"Same as Above"

What an IDEA sardarjiRead Details

SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he

SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehataa hoon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,
Dost: Garam pani Q?
sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achchay Dhultay hain.Read Details

Waiter gives bill to Sardar Sardar:

Waiter gives bill to Sardar

Sardar: "Take my card."

Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."Read Details

Santa went to temple &

Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiverRead Details

SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya

SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?

FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.

SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..Read Details

Santa-Oye!what R U doing? Banta-Recording this

Santa-Oye!what R U doing?

Banta-Recording this baby's voice.

Santa-Why?

Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by thisRead Details

Sardar Ne Jalte Hue Makan

Sardar Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Baahar Nikala

Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

Kyun...

Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale TheRead Details

Gang of SARDARS Looted a

Gang of SARDARS Looted a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Bottles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lootedRead Details

Ek bus ka accident ho

Ek bus ka accident ho gaya 
A man crying - hey bhagwan mere hath tut gaya, 
Sardar Control yourself, us aadmi ko dekho wo mar gaya hai fir bhi chupchap pada haiRead Details

SANTA=Daarling aaj barsat ka din hai, koi

SANTA=Daarling aaj
barsat ka din hai,
koi aisi romantic baat
kaho
k mere pair zameen pe
na rahe


Wife: Daarling
"FAANSI" laga lo..........Read Details

Ek darya k kinare 2

Ek darya k kinare 2 sardar chamchay se darya main dahi dal rahay thay…
Pathan ne dekha to pocha: Khoocha yeh kiya kerhy ho???
Sardar : Hum lassi bana rahay hain…
Pathan: hahaha..O pagal ka bacha log islye tum per latifa banaty hain..
Itni lassi tumhara baap piye ga…
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Ek baar sardar ji kahain

Ek baar sardar ji kahain jaa rahe
Usne ek diwar par padha
"padhne wala gadha"
Sardar ko bohat ghussa aya,
unhon ne mita kar likh diya!
"likhne wala gadha"
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NOT BACHELOR'S DEGREE After passing the

NOT BACHELOR'S DEGREE

After passing the F.Sc. examination from the Punjab University in the early forties, my friend, Nirmal Singh, settled down in Delhi. Twentl years later, when I visited his house, I was astonished to find the following particulars displayed on his nameplate. 

Nirmal Singh, FSC (F.Sc.)
Balwant Kumar MSC (M.Sc.)

I asked Nirmal Singh if he did not feel embarrassed by proclaiming the comparatively higher qualification of his wife. 

'Not at all,' replied my friend. 'Why should I fight shy of admitting what is factually correct? I am father of seven childern (FSC) and my wife is mother of seven children (MSC).'
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AN EYE FOR WOMEN At

AN EYE FOR WOMEN
 
At a party Banto complained to her husband, 'Sardarji, that man over there has staring at me for the last ten minutes.' 

Replied Banto's husband, 'Not to worry; he deals in antiques.'
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THE LIMIT An absent-minded Sardarji drove

THE LIMIT
An absent-minded Sardarji drove up to the door of his garage, looked inside, blinked, turned around and drove at full speed to the police station.
 'Inspector,' He gasped, 'My car's been stolen.'
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'THE POST' CONQUERS ALL During his

'THE POST' CONQUERS ALL

During his earlier years, Ujaagar did a brief stint as a postman in a local town.
It was there that his love story unfolded.
One Major Fateh Singh and Mahendro (Ujaagar's future wife) were deeply in love and while the Major was away serving his country, he wrote to her everyday, without fail. 
At the end of there years the romance bore fruit - Mahendro married the postman Ujaagar!Read Details

Santa and Banta went fishing.

Santa and Banta went fishing. They caught a lot of fish and returned to the shore.
Santa: 'I hope you remember the spot where we caught all these fish.'
Banta: 'Yes, I marked X on the side of the boat to mark the spot.'
Santa: 'You idiot! How do we know we will get the same boat tomorrow?'Read Details

CATCH THEM....! An Englishman, an American,

CATCH THEM....!

An Englishman, an American, and a Sardarji were called upon to test a lie detector.
The Englishman said, 'I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer.'
BUZZZZZ went the lie detctor.
'OK,' he said, '10 bottles.' And the machine was silent. 
The American said, 'I think I can eat 15 hamburgers.' 
BUZZZZZ went the lie detector.
'Alright, 8 hamburgers.' And the machine was silent.
The Sardarji said, 'I think ...'
BUZZZZZ went the machine!
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HAND BAGGAGE Ujaagar boarded a crowded

HAND BAGGAGE

Ujaagar boarded a crowded bus with a bagful of purchases. There was no vacant seat, As the old bus rattled and swayed, lhe supported himself precariously, holding the bag in one hand, the other hand holding the bar provided near the ceiling. 

'Ticket .... ticket ... ticket ,' the conductor made several rounds past Ujaagar. His wallet in his hip pocket and both hands engaged, Ujaagar didn't konw what to do.
'Ticket, Sardarji,' the conductor asked again. Ujaagar thrust the bag into the conductor's bag and struggled to take the wallet out, when the conductor protested: 'I can't be carrying passengers' baggage like this - I'm the conductor, after all!'
'Okey, then give me the bag, and here, will you please hold the bar,' replied Ujaagar.
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Sardar in Bio Practical Examinor: See

Sardar in Bio Practical
Examinor: See the bird leg & tell its name?
Sardar: I dont know.
Examinor: u Fail. What is your name?
Sardar: Now you u see my leg & tell my nameRead Details

Santa:Jate hi Biwi ki Chaddi

Santa:Jate hi Biwi ki Chaddi Utarunga
Friend:Aaj bade mood me lag rahe ho
Santa:subah galti se pehan le thi

VARUNRead Details

Wife: remove my salwar Sardar:Ok Wife:Remove my

Wife: remove my salwar
Sardar:Ok
Wife:Remove my kameez.
Sardar:Ok
Wife:Remove my bra
Sardar:Ok
Wife:Remove my panty
Sardar:Ok
Wife:and never wear my clothes againRead Details

सरदार जी : भागवान आज

सरदार जी : भागवान आज सूट बड़ा प्यारा पहना है ।
जीतो जी : ठेन्क्यु जी
सरदार जी : लिपस्टिक भी बड़ी अच्छी लगाई है ।
जीतो जी : ठेन्क्यु जी
सरदार जी : सिंगार भी अच्छा किया है
जीतो जी : ठेन्क्यु जी
सरदार जी : पेर अच्छी फिर भी नही लग रही हैRead Details

सरदार जी एक बार गंगूबाई

सरदार जी एक बार गंगूबाई के घर गए ।
और जा कर दरवाज़ा खटखटाया ।
गंगुबाई : कौन है ?
सरदार जी : मैं ।
गंगुबाई : मैं कौन ?
सरदार जी : "तू गंगू बाईRead Details

एक सरदार को शादी के

एक सरदार को शादी के तीन महीने बाद एक लड़का हुआ ।
उसने अपनी पत्नी से पुच्छा तीन महीने बाद ये लड़का कैसे हो गया
पत्नी : तुम्हारी शादी को कितना अरसा हुआ ।
सरदार : तीन महीने ।
पत्नी : और मेरी शादी को ।
सरदार : तीन महीने ।
पत्नी : और बच्चा कितने महीने बाद हुआ ।
सरदार : तीन महीने बाद ।
पत्नी : टोटल कितने हुए ।
सरदार : ऊए नो महीने और नाचने लग गया "बल्ले बल्लेRead Details

Sardar- why r all these people

Sardar-
why r all these people running?

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?Read Details

गुरवार - दवाईके दुकानसे नौकरीसे

गुरवार - दवाईके दुकानसे नौकरीसे हाथ धोना पडा. दुकानदारने बॉटलके लेबल्स प्रिंट करनेके लिए बोले थे. लेकीन क्या करे बॉटल प्रिंटरमें नही जा रही थी.
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बुधवार - जुतेके दुकानदारको उल्लू

बुधवार - जुतेके दुकानदारको उल्लू बनाया. एकही जुतेके किमतमें दो जुते खरीदे ( उसने एकही जुतेपर किमत लिखी थी, दुसरे जुतेपर लिखना शायद वह भूल गया होगा)
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एक सरदार अपने घरके सामने

एक सरदार अपने घरके सामने अपने पेढ पौधोंको पाणी दे रहा था. इतनेमें वहां एक पुलीस बाईकपर आया. सरदारजीके घरके सामने वह बाईकसे उतरा. सरदारजीके घरसे 40-50 फीटतक दौडते हूए आगे गया और थोडी देरमें सरदारजीके घरके सामने फिरसे वापस आया. अब वह सरदारजीके घरसे पिछेकीतरफ 30-40 फिटतक दौडते हूए गया और फिर थोडी देर बाद वापस आया. पौधोंको पाणी देते हुए सरदारजी वह सब देख ही रहा था. सरदारजी के खयालमें आगयाकी शायद पुलिस किसी मुजरीमको ढूंढ रहा हो. 

''साहब किसे ढूंढ रहे हो ?'' सरदारजीने पुछा.

पुलिस सरदारजीके पास गया. उसने जेबसे एक तस्वीर निकाली और सरदारजीको दिखाते हूए कहा,

'' यह एक खुंखार मुजरीमकी तस्वीर है ... उसीकोही मै ढूंढ रहा हुं... तुमने अभी उसे यहांसे जाते हूए देखा तो नही ?'' पुलिस ने पुछा. 

सरदारजीने तस्वीर हाथमें ली और गौरसे उस तस्वीरकी तरफ देखा. तस्वीर पुलिसको वापस देते हूए सरदारजीने कहा, '' नही... नही देखा''

पुलिस तस्वीर वापस लेकर वहांसे जानेलगा. थोडी दूर जानेके बाद सरदारजीने आवाज दिया, '' साहब एक मिनट''

पुलीस पलटकर सरदारजीके पास गया.

'' जरा वह तस्वीर तो दिखावो'' 

पुलिसने फिरसे तस्वीर निकालकर सरदारजीके पास दी.

सरदारजीने थोडी देर तस्वीरकी तरफ गौरसे देखा और कहा,

'' मेरे एक बात समझ मे नही आती ... इतना खुंखार मुजरीम था तो जब उसकी तस्वीर निकाली तभी उसको क्यो नही पकडा?''Read Details

एक सरदार अमेरिकामें अपने दोस्तके

एक सरदार अमेरिकामें अपने दोस्तके यहां मेहमान बनकर गया था. उसके दोस्तने बाहर कामपर जाते वक्त सरदारजीको, '' सामनेका दरवाजा अंदरसे बंद कर लेना, बाहर जाते वक्त दरवाजेको ताला लगाकर जाना, और कुछ प्रॉब्लेम हो तो सिधा 911 को फोन करना '' वैगेरा वैगेरा सारी हिदायतें दी. क्योंकी उस इलाकेमें चोरीयां जादा होती थी. 

सरदारजीका दोस्त शामको कामपरसे घर वापस आया और देखता है तो जो नही होना चाहिए था वही हो गया था. घरमें चोरी हो गई थी. सरदारजीका दोस्त उसपर उखड गया -

'' तुम्हे नही बताया था? बाहर जातेवक्त ताला लगाकर जा करके ''

'' कहां .. मै बाहर गयाही नही '' सरदारजीने जवाब दिया. 

'' तुम्हे नही बताया था? सामनेका दरवाजा अंदरसे बंद करके ले करके '"

'' हां मैने दरवाजा अंदरसे बंद किया था ... लेकिन चोर खिडकिसे अंदर आये ''

'' मतलब तुम्हे चोर अंदर आये यह मालूम था ?''

'' हां... मै इस कमरेमे बैठकर उनकी उस कमरेंमे चलरही सारी ठोकपीट सुन रहा था ''

'' फिर तुमने उन्हे रोका क्यो नही ?'' उसके दोस्तने पुछा. 

'' क्योकी वे चार थे और मै अकेला... और उनके पास बंदूके भी थी.''

'' मैने तुम्हे बताया नही था? अगर कोई गडबड हो तो 911 को फोन करना करके... फोन तो तुम्हारे कमरेमेंही था. ''

'' मैने प्रयास किया ना ... तुम्हारे फोनपर मुझे 9 नंबरका बटन मिला लेकिन 11 नंबरका बटन लाख ढूंढनेके बावजुद नही मिला. '' सरदारजीने कहा.Read Details

विज्ञापनसे बहुत जल्दी नतेजे मिलते

विज्ञापनसे बहुत जल्दी नतेजे मिलते है ... एक सरदारजीने कही पढा और उसने पेपरमें नाईट वॉचमनके लिए विज्ञापन दिया... उसी रात उसके घरमें चोरी होगईRead Details

Ek sardar jammu Kashmir mein

Ek sardar jammu Kashmir mein rahta tha. Vahan home tutions padhata tha. Ek din bahut jyada snowfall hua aur baher nikalna mushkil ho gaya. 
Lakin sardar baher nikla students ke ghar jaane ke liye. Logon ne pucha sardarji kahan jaa rahe ho to bolne laga, sabhi bachon ko bolne jaa raha hoon ki aaj tution padhane nahin aaa paunga.........Read Details

इक सरदार के दो करोड़

इक सरदार के दो करोड़ की लोटरी लगी .....सरदार इनाम लेने गया तो ....

आदमी : सरदारजी इस इनाम मैं TAX काटने के बाद आपको 1 करोड़ 75 लाख मिलेंगे

सरदार : ये सरासर धोखा है ...या तो पूरे २ करोड़ दो नहीं तो मेरे टिकट के 100 रु. वापस कर दो .Read Details

1 गधे ने सरदार को

1 गधे ने सरदार को लात मारी और भाग गया ...

सरदार उसके पीछे भागा ......गधा तो मिला नहीं लेकिन जेब्रा मिल गया....

सरदार उसे जोर - जोर से मारने लगा 

" साले नाईट ड्रेस पहन के उल्लू बनाता है ..."Read Details

A Sardar, his wife with

A Sardar, his wife with son and daugher went to a 
party he introduced his family to his friends 
saying.." I am Sardar.. and this is Sardarnee 
...this is my kid and that is my kidney...!!"Read Details

sardar returns from London. He

sardar returns from London. He calls his wife and asks her, "Do I look like a foreigner?" She says no. The answer angers him. "Look carefully, do I look like a foreigner?" She again replies in the negative. By now the sardar is fuming. He yells: "Come close and see, do I look like a foreigner?" The wife says: "No." The sardar who is seething with rage says: "All those women in London were fools. Every time I went out they would say: `Look a foreigner`."Read Details

How will you destroy a

How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? 
Simple. Just knock the door and they will openRead Details

Doctor to Sardar : You

Doctor to Sardar : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any 
one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.Read Details

Sardar joined new job. 1st

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the 
computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.Read Details

Sardar got into a bus

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He
gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.Read Details

Interviewer : Tell me the

Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good.
Sardar : Bad.
Interviewer : Come.
Sardar : Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
Sardar : Pichlli.
Interviewer : U G L Y?
Sardar : PICHLLY !!!!!!!
Interviewer : Shut Up.
Sardar : Keep Talking.
Interviewer : Get Out.
Sardar : Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
Sardar : Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : U r Rejected.
Sardar : I am Selected. BALLE BALLLERead Details

Sardar to his friend "I

Sardar to his friend "I kiss my Wife everyday before leaving for Office, what about you?"
Friend : Me too, after you leave.Read Details

A Chinese pair accidentally had

A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess
what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.Read Details

How can a Sardar Kill

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo ta ra ra.Read Details

sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe

sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne
Flag
Dikhaya, Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.Read Details

2 sardar were fixing a

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one moreRead Details

Interviewer : When is your

Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Sardar : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
sardar : You Fool : Every year.Read Details

Sardar was busy removing a

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheelerRead Details

Sardar : What is the

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oy very funny. How can your car start with tea? My car starts
with petrol.Read Details

Where were you born ? sardar

Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : which part ?? Whole body born in Punjab.Read Details

A Paki, Bangladeshi and a

A Paki, Bangladeshi and a Sardar are in a bar one night having a beer.

The Paki drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says "In Islamabad our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to
drink from the same one twice. "

bollo tara ra ra.....

The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to
pieces.
He says "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we
don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either. "

The Sardar, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Paki and
Bangladeshi.
He says "In Delhi we have so many Paki and Bangladeshi that, we don't
need to drink with the same ones twice ."
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Sardar complained 2 Police :

Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.

Police : How the thief did not take TV???

Sardar : I was watching TV na....Read Details

Sardar went for a Art

Sardar went for a Art Exhibition. He shouted at art .."Oh My GOD what a worst picture".


Exhibitor: Excuse me , It's a mirrorRead Details

Ek Raat ghar mein electricity

Ek Raat ghar mein electricity Chali Gayi.
Sarder : Oye,
kam se kam fan to chalao Sardarni: kar di na sardarowali
baat.
 Fan on karenge to candle nahi buj jayegi.Read Details

Sardar puri zindagi sochta raha... Sochta raha... Sochta

Sardar puri zindagi sochta raha...


Sochta
raha...


Sochta raha



aur sochte sochte mar gaya
ki agar meri bahan ko do bhai hai to mera ek hi bhai
kaise?Read Details

sardar ji ladki dekhne gaya

sardar ji ladki dekhne gaya aur ladki se
pucha.
"kitni padi ho?
ladki boli
"B.A"
sardarji bola " kamini saali do
akshar padi hai, woh bhi ulta..........Read Details