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>> Sardarji
Ek sardar jammu Kashmir mein rahta tha. Vahan home tutions padhata tha. Ek din bahut jyada snowfall hua aur baher nikalna mushkil ho gaya.
Lakin sardar baher nikla students ke ghar jaane ke liye. Logon ne pucha sardarji kahan jaa rahe ho to bolne laga, sabhi bachon ko bolne jaa raha hoon ki aaj tution padhane nahin aaa paunga......... इक सरदार के दो करोड़ की लोटरी लगी .....सरदार इनाम लेने गया तो ....
आदमी : सरदारजी इस इनाम मैं TAX काटने के बाद आपको 1 करोड़ 75 लाख मिलेंगे सरदार : ये सरासर धोखा है ...या तो पूरे २ करोड़ दो नहीं तो मेरे टिकट के 100 रु. वापस कर दो . 1 गधे ने सरदार को लात मारी और भाग गया ...
सरदार उसके पीछे भागा ......गधा तो मिला नहीं लेकिन जेब्रा मिल गया.... सरदार उसे जोर - जोर से मारने लगा " साले नाईट ड्रेस पहन के उल्लू बनाता है ..." A Sardar, his wife with son and daugher went to a
party he introduced his family to his friends saying.." I am Sardar.. and this is Sardarnee ...this is my kid and that is my kidney...!!" sardar returns from London. He calls his wife and asks her, "Do I look like a foreigner?" She says no. The answer angers him. "Look carefully, do I look like a foreigner?" She again replies in the negative. By now the sardar is fuming. He yells: "Come close and see, do I look like a foreigner?" The wife says: "No." The sardar who is seething with rage says: "All those women in London were fools. Every time I went out they would say: `Look a foreigner`."
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